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My real life story
It was same time, same month in the year 2017, I traveled to the west to do my industrial training cause I was done with my OND.
While in the west I was living with one of my beloved uncle, and as time goes by I met this gentle young man in the church, he was very lovely and welcoming.
He approached me, we exchanged pleasantries, he ask where I stay, I said pointing my uncle who was the assistant pastor of the church then, he was like wow, I know ur uncle, he was teacher and a very nice man too. So he saw me off after church service and we exchanged numbers. He promised to call back since I was new in town.
His mother owns a small provision shop in the street which of course I hardly purchase things from the shop cause it was almost empty and again my uncle always direct me to buy things from another place then before I meet that my friend.
Note I've been in the town for less than two months before meeting him that faithful Sunday. According to him he traveled so he wasn't around.
On one faithful day I was taking a walk when he call me. I branched at his mom shop. He introduced me to his mom as his friend ad his mom said this your friend that doesn't buy things from my ship is that one a friend? Smile, I was shock but as time goes on I started patronizing his mom.
To be continue. This is my life story

Yea. If possible ban Chicago University for issuing fake certificates to migrants and criminals too

KingPure:
Haaaa you said all these...to what end. How on earth would one jump in to fire greased with oil all over. I really pity your end, you're indeed rotten all over.

No one can predict my end, not even your G.O

Tundestoneapata:
Make una leave RCCG alone jare, you how are you governing your own life and you are scrutinizing a very successful man at 82 years everyday. Shior!

We know ur one of their gullible followers

Where's the skull? Cause all I see is human head

Redeem na yoruba church, they are just like APC government, with a very useless G.O who couldn't ask thesame God he drank tea with to raise his death son or to discuss Nigeriasolutions with him while drinking tea He said nothing about the price of fuel in Tinubu regime cause he still drives on empty tanks from Ore to Lagos daily

orriyomi33:
Here we go, making excuses for thieves.
Which way Nigeria?

Instead of reprimanding the thieves you are literally saying "why did they(owner) keep their property where the thieves will have access to it." in the name of "if only their salary is enough to sustain their needs"

Pay them well b4 I complain bro.

If only their salary was enough to sustain their needs

KillIgbohoN0W:
A smarter student would know that 3mins is insufficient to answer 15 questions let alone read them first.

Then the student is not smart. U are not even supposed to read the questions from number 1 to 15 before knowing what they want. From the instructions a smart student will take a pause, rush to number 10 to clear his doubts. It's call cognitive.

brain54:
It's the person that set the exam that's wrong...

The instructions didn't say read question 10 first.

It says "especially" so when you get there is when you realize.

The instruction should have been "read question 10 first." To save someone all the cancelations.

The examiner just needs Jesus!

Is ur type that need help.
If u read the instructions, immediately u see especially number 10. U suppose pause first glance through number 10 come back and continue reading the instructions. The first think any reasonable examination candidates suppose do na to read instructions b4 attempting the questions. But the questions were simple. Him rush am dey answer am sequentially until him reach number 10 b4 him eyes clear.

pxolll:
you fit bring your gf come confirm sha

I no gats bring my gf for to confirm. The olosho u had a night Stand with already did that

Iykenuwa:
If you don’t bring tribe into it, will you develop ulcer?

Not only about tribe. But na family matter

May be u be 1 min man. U no service her well

5 to 6 female virgins with dick, albino elephant, the teeth of a white cock.

If everyone stop watching dstv as Reno-oldmonkey talk. How will they pay tax?

dawnomike:
This guy's can really do a good job when they want to...

Nice one

Since they made an igbo man cp of Abuja good news have been coming

Giftedhand47:
You get the receipt of the tv ?
And is it a smart tv ?

Yes. Receipt dey. Smart 32 inch hisense

Giftedhand47:
I track lost or stolen homes or devices at a. Affordable fee a trial will convince you
Contact me via siggy below

Person thief my tv. How far?

When will they pass bill to ban poverty and hunger?

How soldiers died in the process?

Release them. Until u jail Beta Edu

Lol
Who goes from grace to grass?

DavidEsq:
Is he really your Dad? If true, Omo your papa rugged o! That man dey steady dey do shege to werey wey lose guard.

Lol. Sure, but he's very gentle with us sha.

Ok

ugodson:
Iga simple logic, go through website na

What makes u think he didn't try to surf through the site? Cause I also did. But the site was down

ugodson:
Are you scared of reading bro? Or you just go to the website they have put up there. People just dey run when they see something lengthy to read

Show us where them put the location in the post

Congratulations dad

Tekashi89:
I finally made front page 😁😁😁😁😁😁 I joined January 28 and now I've made front page within my first 8 days inshallah 😊😊😊😊

Oya come collect Grammy for this

Rexie96:
You have what some of us will kill for. Bro get lube and enjoy. Ure lucky

Lol

Rexie96:
You have what some of us will kill for. Bro get lube and enjoy. Ure lucky

Lol.

Tiopii:
You sure she isn't getting it outside?

Mmmmmh. A second thought.

faceland:
See dude it's elastic na. As long as you have not crossed the maximum point of elasticity, it would slowly contract back in hours or days.

She learnt it from someone (physically or virtually).

Alright bro. I do asked her this too. But she blatantly denied