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South West always getting cheated.

The average is 6.93 inches

oluwaahmed:
Baba deny am sharp sharp. You dey whine trump. Papa comot body before trump audit all him churches for usa

If him audit all d churches for USA , e no go see shishi

Sonnobax15:

I just watched the video on Facebook about 5 minutes ago...

But come on,make VDM my man relax .....We all know Blord to be a business man and business men are known to be doing business for the sake of making profit......E come just be like VDM wan cast people source of livelihood....

At least,Blord no go force anybody to buy from am....na who get money go buy normally...

People like Blord are part of the reasons why we have artificial inflation. Normal Iphone Xr no suppose pass 200k but dem go over inflate the price.

SmartPolician:
Making that video was unnecessary. She should just change her parish. She probably has a bad reputation in the area and the critic wonder why she was chosen.

Some of this assistant Jesus wey full for church dey always think say they better pass others. She should've questioned why she wasn't allowed to take the SS though.

2 things here :

1. Deeper life does NOT have anything called Sunday School, the equivalent of it is Search the Scriptures. For her to have called it "Sunday School", she's most likely a new member of the church and the pastor that stopped her is aware of this cos anybody wey don spend at least 1 year for Deeper life no fit call am "Sunday School". That is the standard. If peradventure, the lady is an old member of the church, then for her to have called it "Sunday School" implies that she's NOT even qualified to teach cos ANYBODY WEY DON ATTEND DEEPER LIFE EVEN FOR 6 MONTHS ON A STEADY NO GO EVER CALL AM "SUNDAY SCHOOL".

2. Deeper life does NOT have anything called Parish, the equivalent of it is District Church. It seems you are a CCC or RCCG member, na why u dey describe am as "Parish".

bixton:
Please try not to insult the sensibility of those in the former eastern region who are not ibo speaking and of Igbo decent.

Till today Igbos are still laying claims to some villages in Rivers State and calling it their own.
But some streets in Aba bearing names of Anambra dailet is been changed.

A people who would not allow a non indigene full rights in their region but they want it given them in a region not theirs just because they claim to bring development to that place or they contribute to that place like the money they are using is not those who are true indigenous who patronize their businesses.

READ MY POST AGAIN. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.

gidgiddy:
But it was not Ojukwu's fault. The war was not Ojukwu's fault. Ojukwu did everything he could to avoid war, even risking his life to go to Aburi, Ghana, to sign an agreement with Gowon that would prevent war

Blame Gowon breaking the agreement and causing war

MANY OF US HAVE FAILED TO UNDERSTAND THE SIMPLE REASON FOR THAT WAR. OJUKWU WAS GOVERNOR OF EASTERN REGION AND NOT IGBO REGION. HE DECLARED THE ENTIRE EASTERN REGION AS BIAFRA AND THAT WAS THE SINGLE ACT THAT BROUGHT ABOUT THAT WAR. IF HE HAD DECLARED IGBO-LAND AS BIAFRA, THE FMG WOULD HAVE LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT. IN DECLARING THE ENTIRE EASTERN REGION AS BIAFRA, HE UNDERMINED THE AUTONOMY OF THE OTHER ETHNIC GROUPS RESIDING IN THAT REGION. THAT WAS HIS ERROR. READ "THE TRAGEDY OF VICTORY BY ALABI ISAMA" , YOU WILL UNDERSTAND OJUKWU'S BLUNDER. OJUKWU (AND BY EXTENSION THE IGBOS), WANTED TO TAKE THE ENTIRE EASTERN REGION AND MAKE IT THEIR OWN. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY EASTERN REGION, GOOGLE "OLD EASTERN REGION" TO UNDERSTAND IT'S TERRITORY. YOU WILL KNOW WHY THAT WAR WAS INEVITABLE. IN ACTUAL FACT, NIGERIA DOES NOT OWE THE IGBOS ANY APOLOGIES FOR THAT WAR. IF THE FMG HAD ALLOWED OJUKWU TO HAVE HIS WAY, BIAFRA WOULD HAVE BEEN A COASTAL SUDAN.

Your No.1 partly answers the question but No.2 does not.
I understand you are a graduate of human physiology (also called physiology in some unis). According to NUC regulations, PHY102 is General physics II, which usually has a C or R status depending on Faculty. It NEVER has an E status. Now, kindly explain to us why the CLEARANCE OFFICER told YOU to WAIVE it given that NUC regulations does NOT give students powers to WAIVER a course. ONLY the University senate can waive a course and they rarely do so for courses that are not E status.

If you still have the clearance problem, I would advice u write to the NUC directly and cc the Vice-chancellor, registar, provost and HOD (in that order). Also cc the Minister for Education.

TONYE001:
Further clarifications, please:

1. Initial Physics 102 result was released and pasted far back Year 1. But for clearance, I think departments usually send copies of results to the primary department of the student. In the copies of results sent, my 102 result was missing (I'm not sure if this is what happened, but the lady called to tell me my 102 result wasn't there).

2. Physics 102 is only compulsory for physics students or other science students or so. For the College (I was in the Department of Human Physiology), it wasn't compulsory at the time. I doubt it is compulsory now.

3. Hope this helps.

Something no clear for dis your write-up, e dey smell small CAP.

1. HOW DID U KNOW U PASSED PHY102 without seeing your result, yet somehow the same result was missing ?
2. PHY102 na compulsory course written in 2nd semester with its pre-requisite as PHY101. IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT ONLY THE UNIVERSITY SENATE "CAN WAIVE" IT (WHICH THEY RARELY DO FOR COMPULSORY COURSES).

Please explain to us how a CLEARANCE OFFICER would tell U to waive it.


NB: I AM NOT MAKING LIGHT OF YOUR PREDICAMENT, BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT ARE NOT CLEAR IN YOUR EXPLANATION.

TONYE001:
Nigeria and its leaders (not just the government... I mean civil servants, heads of departments, etc) ARE DREAM KILLERS!

I know what I went through to do my clearance. Imagine a simple letter taking 5 years to sort out. Lazy, archaic, wicked, and evil people. If na HOD pikin, or big man pikin, story for don change. This is just sad!

I know this is just a side of the story. But as someone that has been frustrated before because of clearance, it's juszt crazy.

Why can't we love and respect each other...be at our best when dealing with others irrespective of one's position or influence?

I remember when I was an undergrad student. My Physics 102 result was MISSING. As in, how? Course wey I write pass well? Missing, how? I got to know this during my clearance.

Imagine clearance officer telling me to WAVE IT...that it won't affect my grade as I was already comfortably on a 2-1. Course I suffer write pass... no empathy...so that you'll quickly be done and go home.

I refused, of course. Went to the physics HOD,, an elderly man, a father figure...but in reality, an emotionless man. He easily discarded me, not even giving me listening ears. Went with one of my lecturers again, he threw us out...

And me no fit bribe anybody. Not possible.

It was God that gave his secretary wisdom, we maneuvred, she helped me retrieve the result from the department's archive, I made a copy and went on to submit at my department.

The big question is, why must university clearance be done physically? Why can't it be done online? Why can't I clear out online and go my way? Why must I move from one tabletl to the other...begging and being abused.. One so-called bursary officer would go to work very late and close before 3pm. If you sack him now, him go say na devil.

I once wrote that calling for national prayers will not change anything. It's better we do our best individually in whatever capacity we find ourselves... and pray for the country individually too. The national prayer people are calling for, no be all these wicked people go gather dey pray? Child of God on Sunday, wicked entity on Monday.

Funny bunch of people.

Hopefully your story checks out. If so, raise enough dust online. If you have any evidence... especially the letters you wrote over these years, put it out too. Wish you find justice.

We all must stop looking at Aso Rock as the only problem of our country. True, Aso Rock and its occupants are a major problem, but our individual wahalas dey contribute significantly to the state of the nation too.

So, for this country to get better, each and every one of us must seriously decide to do better. Go to work early, stop all corrupt practices, don't litter, stop exam malpractices, stop signing 7:30am when you go to work by 10am. If employed, be efficient. Function in the exact capacity you were employed. Stop playing God because you no reach. Be kind to everyone you cross path with. Just be HUMAN! This is not even about being religious. Just be human!

See how these things are very common? Not the big, big CRIMES you think have put us where we are. These little things, if achieved, will go a long way!

LagosOrigin:
Four years of the misfortune that tinubu has brought upon Nigerians . Killings and corruption is now the order of the day in today's Nigeria under the watch of a failure president, bola tinubu.

Tinubu has only spent a little above 2 years !!!!

He's NOT the source of your misfortune !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You will unseat them and replace them with whom exactly

The same Politicians that were part of our suffering

So David Mark, Aregbesola and Obi are SAINTS abi

WTF is wrong with the Youths ??

D man has just spent 2 years in office oooo

RETURN THE COUNTRY BACK TO REGIONAL GOVERNMENT !!!!!!!!!!!

WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO DO

PresidObi:
This impunity is the bane of the nigerian government,

We catch a person why padded budget, he's still working many years after

We catch ghost workers, they are just allowed to walk home in peace

We catch terrorists in the north, they are absorbed into the security forces

We catch exam administrators who caused the death of candidates through their incompetence, we are praising them for their transparency?

Something is wrong with Nigeria.

How many candidates can you actually PROVE that JAMB killed ?

uchkochi:
There Are 4 Types of Women—And Only One Can Actually Think Like A Wife.

Let’s get real:

Most women don’t think.

They absorb.

They consume trends, mimic TikToks, and regurgitate whatever their circle, pastor, or therapist told them last week.

And somehow… men are expected to build legacies with these walking echo chambers?

It’s time we break it down.

—

1. The Crowd-Follower — Her Brain Is the Algorithm

She doesn’t make decisions.

She runs polls.

“Should I text him back?”
“Is this dress giving?”
“Did I overreact when I screamed at him for not replying fast enough?”

She’s not seeking truth.
She’s farming validation.

She needs her friends, her group chat, her IG comments—and 47 influencer opinions—before she can form a thought.

She doesn’t live by principle.
She lives by what’s trending.

If feminism says cook? She cooks.
If feminism says “a real man pays rent”? She posts quotes about gender equality—right after asking for your card.

She’s not yours.
She’s the internet’s.

—

2. The Parental Puppet — Still Living on Parental WiFi

“My dad said…”
“My pastor says…”
“My mom warned me…”
“My therapist told me I was triggered.”

She’s a grown woman still asking for permission like a 12-year-old.

She doesn’t need a husband.
She needs parental control settings.

Tell her to build structure? She asks where the Bible says women should do chores.
Tell her to submit? She Googles “Is submission abuse?”

She’s not thinking critically.
She’s outsourcing her brain to authority figures—dead or alive.

If her dad says no?
You’re done.

If her pastor frowns?
She blocks you and posts a Psalm.

If her therapist raises an eyebrow?
You’re now labeled a “narcissist.”

This woman doesn’t make decisions.
She obeys scripts.

—

3. The Coconut Head — Her Emotions Are Her God

She doesn’t care if it makes sense.
She only cares if it feels right.

You present logic? She screams vibes.
You give options? She says “I just don’t feel led.”
You quote facts? She says, “Why are you so rigid?”

She worships her mood.
She consults her hormones.

And if you ever ask for clarity?

She flips the table and says, “You’re stressing me.”

She’s chaos wrapped in perfume.
And if you dare correct her?

She plays victim—with Oscar-level performance.

This woman can’t be led.
She only follows herself into destruction.

—

4. The Balanced Thinker — Rare, Rooted, and Ready

Now this woman?

She’s different.

She listens.
Not to counter. But to understand.

She asks hard questions—not to trap you, but to grow.

She doesn't run to friends for every fight.
She doesn’t weaponize pastors to validate nonsense.
She doesn’t kneel before emotion like it’s divine instruction.

She weighs.
Processes.
Aligns.

She’ll say, “Let’s fix this without bruising each other.”

She protects the relationship—not just her image.
She respects masculine structure—not just her latest mood.

This woman is not loud online.
But her peace? Deafening.

This is the kind of woman you lead—not carry.

—

Final Word: Most Women Are Loud Echoes. Few Are True Thinkers.

The Crowd-Follower will drain your sanity.
The Puppet will call her pastor before she calls you.
The Coconut Head will burn the house and blame the weather.

But the Balanced Thinker?

She’ll build with you.
Grow with you.
Lead beside you—with grace, clarity, and truth.

So before you fall for a soft voice and pretty face, ask:

Can she think without an audience?
Can she disagree without destruction?
Can she be led without panic?

Because a man with a mission…
Needs a woman with a mind.

Copied..

I kind of agree with this

ogunyemy:
I just got a new Samsung A36 few days ago but I have been having serious battery issues with it. If the phone is fully charged within 7hrs at most it will run down. Anyone with use tips please

Did you buy it new or used ?

Financial Inadequacy

OMEGA009:
Most do not have time for segz and mostly chop colleagues on the go (I have a friend who chops his colleague regularly in the car park and toilet). Thus again, the sexless marriage.

I HEREBY PUT IT TO U THAT U ARE YOUR FRIEND !!!!!

A Badt guy will always be a Badt guy until he changes his ways.

PresidObi:
Please send a JAMB notification slip here and let me show you what you dont know. Dont argue blindly.

This is NOT a blind argument sir. The slip DOES NOT say that Exams start by 6:30am.

What the slip implies is that the center is open by 6:30 am. THERE IS NOWHERE IN THE COUNTRY WHERE the EXAMS STARTED BY 6:30am. If u have proof to counter this, PLEASE indicate with the Name of the center, it's Contact, Address and (if possible) the name of the owner of the center. You may also approach and JAMB office in your state to report this. The BOARD will take immediate ACTION. Thank you.

Musa acknowledged that the lack of participation among teachers in marking WAEC or NECO examination scripts negatively impacts students’ preparation. He stated that teachers who engage in marking gain a significant advantage, approximately 80 per cent, in understanding the examiners’ expectations and thus better equip their students for the exams.

How much dem dey pay those Teachers and Examiners for marking ??
I have been marking WAEC and NECO scripts for a while now and I can tell you that the pay is total B.S !!!
I am just doing it to keep Body and Soul together.
U fit mark 250 scripts make your money no pass #17,000. There's nothing to motivate the examiners to mark. Those that are doing it, do it just to keep Body and soul together. As I dey now, I no dey mark this year cos Transport fare don cost. I no fit kill myself.

laidol:
Please my daughter had her NIN amended after the examination was done, could that have affected the release of her results pls

She is underage but we received no message on her performance in the exam. Either d result or message of under performance.

Is there a channel to lodge a complaint?

Some Results are still under investigation. I guess your daughter falls into this category.
If however you wish to lodge a direct complaint, kindly visit the JAMB office in your state. If you are in Kwara, the office is along Kwara-poly road, Kulende area. If you are in Ekiti, it is at Bank road area around CBN.
The BOARD will receive your complaints.

oonureni:
People must take up Jamb seriously. They have a computer glitch that affected some students. I guess most good students with poor result were grade over 200 instead of 400.I know of someone who was given 168 despite scoring 339 in previous 2022,7A1 in Waec and NECO, 1480 in SAT... 35/36 in ACT.. Something went wrong. We should not keep quite. Dear JAMB Official,

I am writing to respectfully request a formal review of my UTME results for the year 2025( Registration number: 20250235433IA), as I believe the score I received does not reflect my academic ability or consistent performance across multiple standardized tests.

I have consistently demonstrated high academic achievement:

WASSCE 2022: 7 A1s including Mathematics, Further Math, Biology, Chemistry, and Computer Studies.

NECO 2022: 7A1s too

SAT: 1480/1600 (Math – 770, EBRW – 710), placing me in the top percentiles globally.

ACT: 35/36

Previous UTME 2022: 339/400 202211060357JA
Reg Number: 202211060357JA. Your 2022 UTME Result: ENG: 71, MAT: 95, PHY: 87, CHE: 86, Aggregate: 339*
( Didn't use due to a severe long term injury; got admission into covenant university)

IYMC (International Youth Math Challenge): Silver Medalist


Given these records, I respectfully request a review of my UTME script(s) and score. I am confident that this will help ensure fairness and transparency in the evaluation process.

Thank you for your consideration.

There was NO computer glitch.
You got EXACTLY what you put in there. It appears you submitted early.
However, if you are in doubt, kindly visit THE JAMB office in your State. I advise you not to visit a third party as the board does NOT have ANY third-party office. If you are outside the country, visit the Nigerian Embassy and lodge your complaints. It will reach the right authorities. You can come with visible proof of your academic claims. The Board is ready to present visible proof of your performance and results to you.

bizzle2:
20 billion to renovate one residence, but 4.8 billion to build Medical university .

To build ?

U didn't read it properly sir. Na renovation and purchase of modern medical equipment dem wan use am do.

PresidObi:
Many children were in the school as early as 5 am, thinking the exam will start by 6.30. Many children slept anywhere in and around the centres, even at the open fields where it didn't rain.

Why did children have to suffer like criminals just to be allowed to enter university?

That is NOT possible. IT IS NOT STATED ANYWHERE BY JAMB THAT THE EXAM WILL START BY 6:30AM.

JAMB OFFICIALS ARE EXPECTED TO BE THERE AS EARLY AS 6:15AM TO ENSURE SMOOTH RUNNING OF THE PROCESS.

temitope28:
Same thing with me; l have not been paid as well..l will try and collect another set of papers from them next year but will not return the paper until my money is paid. Useless examination body

Dem go use Police come arrest you if you no quickly return their parcels oooo.

Today is Nov 2, 2024. Still, nothing from them.

NECO una weldone ooooo.
This is my LAST year of marking NECO scripts by God's grace.
All these B.S must stop.

You are just being unreasonable.

Na toto wey no sweet and wet properly dey make u spend long time ontop am. If u jam better toto wey warm and wet, dem no born u make u knack am pass 5 minutes before u go CUM. U no go even fit control ur muscles to delay ejaculation.....u go just pour am sharp !

NaijaNaWaa:
If they invest N3b in solar, they will look back and curse the years they were wasting their time and money on those useless overpriced DISCOs.

How much is their yearly subvention
How much power does UNIBEN consume on average per day

Be realistic please.

This thread is for candidates preparing for the WASSCE 2024 PHYSICS PRACTICALS scheduled to hold on the 28th of May, 2024. . I will be teaching the subject few days to the exams. You can join the WhatsApp group using the link below for more info. It's going to be LIT

https:///E8hDJIxwxkQ49xWpvgK4wn


NOTE: The group is not a cheat/expo group