₦airaland Forum

This picture below summarises and captures this situation best....

Our biggest problem in Africa is FAILURE OF GOVERNANCE

Iz it only me that is seeing it
Mugabe has refused to talk and yet he's making threats.... How's that possible

BBPIA:
It is in line with the constitution, Markafi led committee does not recognize micro zoning, as far as Markafi is concerned, we only have two regions which is the North and the South, anybody from the South can aspire and contest any position zoned to the region.

Okk.... Now I understand..... Thanks for the clarification
But may I ask if you have seen the Constitution of the PDP??

BBPIA:
It is in the interest of South East pdp leaders to support the chairmanship aspiration of SW, if SS eventually picks the slot, VP position won't be automatic for SE. Some SW leaders are clandestinely promoting Secondus, they are eyeing the VP slot.

SE should wise up

How's that? Is the analysis above in line with the party's constitution or is just conventional??
Enlighten me more please

folakemigeh:
Good Lord!!!!!! if i see this snake in real life i will just faint.... Now i will find it hard to sleep this night!!!!!!!!!

Lala and snake obsession....hmmmmmmmm
.. Lala you better marry a girl named "Linda"

Lol.... U know most girls dream for going on a vacation to an island.... If I were to be your bf, after hearing this phobia of yours, I'd just take you to the Snake Islands.... U know why

NLevents:
And someone said Money can't buy love.

Trust me, your wife will fight for you if you treat her right

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Funny, but do you know money can buy bed but ot cannot buy you voluntary sleep....

Money can buy food but it cannot buy you appetite...

Money can get you a dashing wife but it cannot buy you a happy home....

My submission is this money is not everything

FunkyAlhaji2015:
I must commend the Nigerian Police on this one. They say they are the worst but they are our worst. Lol!

Like seriously? As much as all forms of crime should frowned at, shouldn't the law ENFORCEMENT agencies allow the LAW to take its due course. Why all these not only unjustifiable but disgusting extrajudicial killings??

ogbonti:
Yakubu Gowon ruled Nigeria for 9 solid years beginning at age 32 in 1966. By the time he was overthrown in 1975, he was already a 4-star General of the Nigerian Army for at least 4 years at age 41

That feat of his and others like him is one of those moments that has served as a point inspiration for me that even aa a youth, we all should strive not only to develop ourselves but others as well as the country. Whenever we are called upon to serve, we should see it as a clarion call to serve humanity and not for selfaggrandizement.

That brings me back to the context in which I made upon which I made the earlier quote. The question I was trying to ask was how a man of 37 would still be leaving under the roof of his parents. I find that unimaginable.

ndidibabe:
I know many men who are 37 years and still live with their parents. Not only that, they feel they are still young and keep chasing young girls around..

Ahn ahn..... @37.
Aidonbelievedat

priceaction:
This is a man that never forgets his origin. He did well and invested heavily on that town.

Same thing with prophet T.B. Joshua

NwaAmaikpe:



Federal Government that can not pay salaries.
Such misplaced priorities.


I am hurt that the government wants to identify with these petty militants.
In my opinion, other than the militants in the core Niger Delta areas, the rest are counterfeits.

It's not Federal Government's.. ..it's a state-run programme

Bodmas94:
AMNESTY: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Following the flag off of the Amnesty offer for armed youths in Ilaje and Ese-Odo LGAs of Ondo State, the State Amnesty Committee wishes to state as follows:

*All willing armed youths shall be allowed to surrender arms, including those who had earlier submitted during the Federal Government Amnesty Programme.

*During the Amnesty period of 21 days, any militant or armed youth found with arms and ammunitions and is willing to surrender same shall not be arrested but escorted by security agents to the nearest collection point.
All militants shall be encouraged to surrender all forms of arms.

*The concept of arms for money shall not be entertained or encouraged in any form.
There shall not be submission by proxy.
Militants or armed Youths with bogus title such as “General” must drop such before being accepted into the Amnesty Programme.

*All the militants/armed youths shall be made to sign the militancy criminality form.
All documented militants shall be issued with identity cards for easy identification.

*Screening and documentation of armed youths/militants shall be done at the collection points and not at any militants controlled enclave or camp.

*All collection points shall be well – secured or fortified and shall be manned by security agents.

*All armed youths must be of good conduct during the programme.
At the end of the 21-day period of grace, security agents shall be encouraged to adopt necessary measures to mop up all arms at identified locations.

*At the end of the 21-day period, all camps operated by militants or armed youths shall be deemed to have been shut down. In other words, there shall be nothing to be described as militant camps after this period.

*For further enquiries, please contact the following numbers:
Ilaje - 08056440565
Arogbo - 08056440510
Apoi - 08056440602

SUB-COMMITTEES

MEDIA AND PUBLIC ENLIGHTENMENT
Donald Ojogo – Chairman
Yemi Olowolabi – Member
Leke Akeredolu – Member
Allen Sowore – Member
Doris Olumoko – Member

MONITORING AND IMPLEMENTATION
Gbenga Edema – Chairman
Hon. Akpoebi Lubi – Member
Hon. Otito Atikase – Member
Hon. Richard Omosehin – Member
Malon Ogbaro – Member

COMMUNITY RELATIONS AND ENGAGEMENT
Hon. Lucky Ayedatiwa – Chairman
Hon. Felix Rawa – Member
Hon. Bayo Olomu – Member
Hon. Joseph Feku – Member
Mr. Akintokun Lawson – Member

Disarmament and Documentation
Deradicalization and Reintegration
(Membership to be unveiled in due course)

Arms Collection Points and Liaison Officers

The Committee wishes to further announce that the formal submission of arms by militants shall commence from Thursday, 16th November, 2017 at the following designated points with the under listed persons as liaison officers. However, officials of the Committee shall embark on pre-collection visit to the designated points below:

Arogbo:

Odimiyentimi Awene
Amaperewei Uyaboerigha
Diyo Asereju

Ajapa:
Rev. Ibori
Mr. A.O. Maka
Goh Blessing

Igbekebo:
Richard Omosehin
Goodluck Ajinde
Goke Omowunmi

Ugbonla:
Mr. Honey Gbayisemore
Mr. Solomon Meduoye
Prince Taiwo Ikuesan

Igbokoda:
Soji Omosogbe
Adeyoriju Omowole
Asogbon Dele


HON. ALFRED AGBOOLA AJAYI
CHAIRMAN STATE AMNESTY COMMITTEE

It's a state-run programme and not fg's if I am right. .

AMNESTY: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Following the flag off of the Amnesty offer for armed youths in Ilaje and Ese-Odo LGAs of Ondo State, the State Amnesty Committee wishes to state as follows:

*All willing armed youths shall be allowed to surrender arms, including those who had earlier submitted during the Federal Government Amnesty Programme.

*During the Amnesty period of 21 days, any militant or armed youth found with arms and ammunitions and is willing to surrender same shall not be arrested but escorted by security agents to the nearest collection point.
All militants shall be encouraged to surrender all forms of arms.

*The concept of arms for money shall not be entertained or encouraged in any form.
There shall not be submission by proxy.
Militants or armed Youths with bogus title such as “General” must drop such before being accepted into the Amnesty Programme.

*All the militants/armed youths shall be made to sign the militancy criminality form.
All documented militants shall be issued with identity cards for easy identification.

*Screening and documentation of armed youths/militants shall be done at the collection points and not at any militants controlled enclave or camp.

*All collection points shall be well – secured or fortified and shall be manned by security agents.

*All armed youths must be of good conduct during the programme.
At the end of the 21-day period of grace, security agents shall be encouraged to adopt necessary measures to mop up all arms at identified locations.

*At the end of the 21-day period, all camps operated by militants or armed youths shall be deemed to have been shut down. In other words, there shall be nothing to be described as militant camps after this period.

*For further enquiries, please contact the following numbers:
Ilaje - 08056440565
Arogbo - 08056440510
Apoi - 08056440602

SUB-COMMITTEES

MEDIA AND PUBLIC ENLIGHTENMENT
Donald Ojogo – Chairman
Yemi Olowolabi – Member
Leke Akeredolu – Member
Allen Sowore – Member
Doris Olumoko – Member

MONITORING AND IMPLEMENTATION
Gbenga Edema – Chairman
Hon. Akpoebi Lubi – Member
Hon. Otito Atikase – Member
Hon. Richard Omosehin – Member
Malon Ogbaro – Member

COMMUNITY RELATIONS AND ENGAGEMENT
Hon. Lucky Ayedatiwa – Chairman
Hon. Felix Rawa – Member
Hon. Bayo Olomu – Member
Hon. Joseph Feku – Member
Mr. Akintokun Lawson – Member

Disarmament and Documentation
Deradicalization and Reintegration
(Membership to be unveiled in due course)

Arms Collection Points and Liaison Officers

The Committee wishes to further announce that the formal submission of arms by militants shall commence from Thursday, 16th November, 2017 at the following designated points with the under listed persons as liaison officers. However, officials of the Committee shall embark on pre-collection visit to the designated points below:

Arogbo:

Odimiyentimi Awene
Amaperewei Uyaboerigha
Diyo Asereju

Ajapa:
Rev. Ibori
Mr. A.O. Maka
Goh Blessing

Igbekebo:
Richard Omosehin
Goodluck Ajinde
Goke Omowunmi

Ugbonla:
Mr. Honey Gbayisemore
Mr. Solomon Meduoye
Prince Taiwo Ikuesan

Igbokoda:
Soji Omosogbe
Adeyoriju Omowole
Asogbon Dele


HON. ALFRED AGBOOLA AJAYI
CHAIRMAN STATE AMNESTY COMMITTEE

spongeisback:
Most DEFINITELY built by a POLITICIAN as a favor. Should this sort of project be applauded in a time like this when Nigeria is going below the poverty line? What happened to building industries?! Come on this is a huge WASTE. We don't lack churches in Nigeria heck in a small close with 5-6 houses you will see upto 3 different churches. We lack businesses,factories,health centers not churches. This churches OWE Nigerians this! It's their social responsibility. They act like parasites only taking not even contributing to their hosts.

Well said....

ClassicMan202:
Nice one, your head get oil

Lolxxxc

amaco13:
whatsapp has 'last seen'

Oh.. . What I meant was that whatsapp developers should introduce a feature that notifies one about the number of people ONLINE at any given time..

01mcfadden:
Nonsense list.
AAUA's school fees is 26,300

Throughout my stay in AAUA.....I didn't pay more than the above...As a matter of fact, I paid 23,800 in my final year as a law student...

Whatsapp engineers have actually been doing great. But I think there's one more feature that's going to be of particular interest to me. That is the "last seen" feature as obtained on 2go. If added, it will save a lot of people tge stress of searching through their contact lists......

What I meant is that whatsapp developers should introduce a feature that notifies one about the number of people who are ONLINE at any given time just like 2go....

Presidiotbuhari:
The idiotic buharii is worst than an uncircumcised philistine. Buharii is cursed right from his mothers womb. He's scum,a swine, a bloody bastarrd. A fooolish despot, an imbecilic bastarrrd, a raving lunatic. An autistic foool, a brainless id.iot. A jihadist & a terrorist, accursed senile old foool. A moronic rapppist. A retard, an islamist,a hopeless nimcompoop.Buharii is a known bastarrrd, a fooolish foool, an idiotic nethenthal, a convulsing lunatic. An imbecilic rapist. An autistic nematod, accursed despot. Unrepentant ethnic jingoist,a religious bigot . A good for nothing loafer, a senile old bloody fooool a raving madd man. & a cretinous ret.ard. And finally an abormination to humanity.........Spits on him

And by doing this, it shows that you are the opposite of what you believe him to be

Jacksparr0w1207:
Niggah even feeling like a don. Hahahaha

I dey tell uuuu.....
U need to know this man.....He is an embodiment of confidence....He happens to be an alumni of my school and my faculty, to be precise.....
I've had opportune moments to have heard him deliver speeches and sermons....He is just too good...

His wife in this case have found a good thing.....
Happy married life pastor...

Marrtynze:
Stupid tweet, is it passion that will feed me and my family or pay my kid's fees, abi I can pay in Passion to enter quilox, mumu like it's by force to be motivational

Bros una don dey fight before? Eazzzyyyy oooo

OMG OMG OMG

MathsChic:
Unfortunately, Nigerians are not one to tell the truth, or open up when sh..it hits the fan. We have to continue guessing. We are dealing with a population (and a pastor) who understand that denial works well in this country and can be effectively used to garner sympathy. In other saner countries, people don't ask for picture evidences or video evidences. Instead, they lay the burden of proof on the accused, while maintaining the right to still charge the accuser for lying or defamation, should the accusations turn out unsubstantiated. Nigeria is just such a confusing place. Accusations are thrown about and in the midst of this it's hard to even tell lies from truth or truth from lies. It's a veritable mix of spicy slime; too damning to ignore and in some cases too ridiculous to accept.

However, while many may continue to deny it, it's clear there's something fishy going on here. The sultry actress, Daniella Okeke, is yet to respond to the allegations. It begs the question: who in their right mind would not immediately flinch and jump to counter these allegations of misdemeanor, if indeed they were innocent?

Second, when the allegations of sexual abuse by this pastor continues to pile, as it does now, why shouldn't we think there's something wrong and he needs to offer better defensive claims than that he is being persecuted by a vengeful government that didn't like his earlier utterances against it?

I have come to the conclusion that Nigerians are just too gullible. When several women came out to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault, not a few Nigerians rolled out the drums in support of these women, immediately tagging Bill Cosby an abuser. In addition, the burden was on Bill to prove himself innocent. The details these women shared showed much more than that they were on a well-planned mission to destroy his reputation. Shouldn't the same apply now in the case of the so-called Apostle Sulaimon?

As much as I like your line of reasoning and your submissions which are beautiful, I beg to differ with that part where you submitted that the burden of proof should be placed on the accused....It is always a principle of law which states that he who asserts must prove...and in this case Ms. Otobo happens to be the person asserting....not only must she proved facts linking her with the apostle, she must do so beyond reasonable doubt...which I think it's yet to manifest...

NB: I'm not a fan of both parties....just hoping that the truth will surface in the near future.....

Once again thumbs up, mathschic....

Richie0974:
Good to see another AAUA student here.

All hail Adekunle Ajasin University!!!
Same here Bro...are you a celestian too? And what course are you studying?

Freeezzz:
No sir, I'm only working with the organisers towards a successful summit.
But I can tell you it's a National event that will taken to all geo political zones in Nigeria; 8states precisely(Ondo, Oyo, Ogun, Delta, Ekiti, Abuja, Lagos and Osun). It's taking off with Ondo and the Celestial Church of Christ Students' Parish, FUTA, has been chosen to host on Saturday, 25th March, 2017.

Thanks Bro...I would definitely be there ...

Toks2008:
I joined CCC in 1983 and left in 1992 and latter joined several churches like redeem, Christ embassy and a host of others but I had to go back to CCC last year because I realized pentecostal churches are not spiritual enough to fight the battle one needs to fight in order to achieve some things in life.

You may say I'm blabbing but I have seen it all .all these pentecostal churches will just psyche you and yap about what God is about to do but Celestial church will point you to a vivid direction where you need to fight your battle with prayer and fasting.

I belong to a CCC where we do not believe in bathing in River or ocean but only in prayer and fasting...I'm talking about C.C.C Genesis model church international.

Same here Bro! I've been to the underlisted churches:
RCCG (I attend this church whenever I'm on break from school)
Catholic
Anglican
CAC
Winners
GPA (another pentecostal church)

Need I say, God is present in all of the above churches, (I was even baptised by water in one) but I never felt any connection with God....until I came back to Cele...I was in literally in tears during my first service when I heard the song....
Olohun! Olohun!
Faint memories kept coming back in a flash.....
Bro....I need to get my garment back ASAP ...

Freeezzz:
Kindly attend NACALS leadership summit coming up on the 25th of this month at CCCSP FUTA. Trust me, you won't regret it. Halleluyah!

Really? That is at my doorsteps....please more enlightenment about this summit....and are u studying at FUTA?

Freeezzz:
Kindly attend NACALS leadership summit coming up on the 25th of this month at CCCSP FUTA. Trust me, you won't regret it. Halleluyah!

Really? That is at my doorsteps....please more enlightenment about this summit....and are u studying at FUTA?

durosegun:
I was born into ccc and it was more than a home for me but later changed church around 2002 because I wanted to be very grounded in the scriptures which I felt I wasn't getting in ccc. To be sincere, I still haven't been able to secure a permanent church, it's like something is always missing. The only church that ever came close to being home doesn't have branches spread across the country. I do miss ccc and I still find myself going for some of their program but I'm kind of still waiting for a conviction to go back.

I was in the same boat about a few months ago (always feeling like something was missing) until I joined my school's student parish...trust me Bro, I've found that missing piece....
Mo nlo sinu ijo mimo, mo nlo sinu ijo mimo
Emi ti fowo mi ko iwe ohun rere
pe emi ko ni pada mo

Halleluyah! I want to use this opportunity to thank the brain behind this outreach to all celestians here on nairaland. More of this is needed. I happened to be born and brought up as a celestian till I was about eleven years ago when my whole family left the church due to my dad's decision (he was an olusho)... But I'm proud to be back to my origin after sojourning through several churches (name them) but I didn't feel among... I'm now the only member of my family who is a celestian... AND ONCE AGAIN I'M PROUD TO BE BACK TO MY ROOTS.....

I REP CCSP AAUA ONDO STATE.....

JustinSlayer69:
Funny creative picture....

PMB = 2 time President (not an easy feat by any means) = High Commissioner to Britain

I am a PMB supporter ooo, don't skin me alive ...We can just poke fun at some incidents.

Get well soon, Chief and hopefully come to correct some of the mess created by past administrations.

PMB is selectively targeting PDP guys, right? Hopefully PDP would gain power later & do same to APC. That way we weed out most of the looters

SAY NO TO TRIBALISM...WE ARE ALL NIGERIANS AND WE ALL HAVE RED BLOOD, NO BLUE NOR YELLOW

You nailed it bro....Right about time we started having this kind of commentary...

Hey, harddon.....
I wanna commend you for the great job you've been doing here.....your ship hasn't lost steam at all......
I want to know your thoughts on how to go about bursting the brains of girls who want to pretend that they are pious which I know it's not totally true cos they are human.....and not some form of robots.....I recently met a girl on whatsapp who alleges to be one of them.....she rebuffs every kind of sassy and flirty conversations between us (as recommended by you)...she tries to act prude.....she is always like "please change topic"....... any suggestion as to what I should do.....