₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,001 members, 8,448,185 topics. Date: Sunday, 19 July 2026 at 10:27 PM

Toggle theme

Bonana's Posts

Nairaland ForumBonana's ProfileBonana's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 (of 9 pages)

Jokes EtcAn Odeal Inside A Waec Hall. Hilarious by bonana(op): 12:05pm On Apr 27, 2015
As i bounced and entered the WAEC
Examination
hall there was just one prayer inside my mind
which is, God please let me sit down near a
person that knows book because the stupid
boy I told to send
me the answer on my phone looks like who
doesn't have sense. God finally answered
my prayer,
.
the girl that i sat with was an albino and she
wore medicated eyeglass that has rope, so, i
knew for sure that she knows book well
well. As the paper
started, is then that this girl started to
misbehave o.
.
She was just covering her
answer anyhow but as a
sharp guy that i am, i was just spying the
answer
from one deadly angle. When it remained just
5
minutes to go, is then that this girl caught me
copying her answer and started shouting at
me. But i just ignored her, considering the fact
that i had
almost copied finish, the next thing that i
heard was my phone's message tune. This
useless boy has
finally sent the answer. I sighed and then told
the
invigilator to give me a fresh answer booklet. I
then tore the one that I copied from the
albino girl and used the paper to stone her. I
told her that, In her life, let her not ever talk
to me anyhow again, and kept the fresh
booklet ontop my
table and then used
one kind style to open the message. ges what i saw " To
Download Ladi (ABASHA) By Phyno And
Olamide At
#50..Reply 3 to 4900.. Lolzzz...
CrimeHusband Beats 4-months Pregnant Wife To Death by bonana(op): 8:54am On Apr 25, 2015
ENUGU – Tragedy struck at the weekend in Akpawfu village in Nkanu-East Local Government Area of Enugu state when Ndidi Ozoemena Nwankwo was allegedly beaten to death by her husband, Ozoemena Nwankwo at about 10.05PM of October 17.
Operatives of the Enugu State Police Command has launched an investigation into the heinous crime describing the suspect as an alleged serial wife beater.
According to a statement released to newsmen by Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Mr. Ebere Amaraizu, DSP, he said:” Close family source informed the command that the suspect had been using his wife as punching bag.
“The suspects wife is four months pregnant. Due to the beating she got from the husband on that fateful day which inflicted injuries on her right leg and on her vital organs, she was rushed to hospital.
“She was unconscious at the nearby hospital were she was rush to and the doctors on duty confirmed her dead. The reason for the beating is yet-to-ascertained. The suspect, Ozemena Nwankwo has been nabbed and is helping Police with investigation.”
Meanwhile, the deceased corpse has been deposited at the Agbani General Hospital for autopsy.
Police Spokesperson however said that the matter will be charged to court once investigations is concluded urging members of the public to always avail security agencies of information that will nip crime in the bud to cub crime in the society.
Ends.http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/10/husband-beats-4-months-pregnant-wife-death/
BusinessXenophobia: Malawians Shun & Boycott All South-african Owned Businesses In Malaw by bonana(op): 8:22am On Apr 25, 2015
Yesterday, 24th of April, Malawian government has resolved to close all south African owned businesses.

The decision is not unconnected to the ongoing Xenophobic massacre in South Africa, where two Malawians were killed..

However, two days ago, after 390 Malawians were resuced from south African, the government has decided to for now place embargo on South African companies such as ShopRite, Games ,PEP among others operating in the country. The decision according to report took effect from yesterday.
TravelRe: Sights You Can Only See In Dubai by bonana(op): 11:08pm On Apr 24, 2015
More

TravelRe: Sights You Can Only See In Dubai by bonana(op): 11:06pm On Apr 24, 2015
Gold

TravelRe: Sights You Can Only See In Dubai by bonana(op): 11:05pm On Apr 24, 2015
Arabs

TravelRe: Sights You Can Only See In Dubai by bonana(op): 11:04pm On Apr 24, 2015
Hello

TravelRe: Sights You Can Only See In Dubai by bonana(op): 11:02pm On Apr 24, 2015
Lolz. Parking lot ni.

TravelRe: Sights You Can Only See In Dubai by bonana(op): 11:00pm On Apr 24, 2015
More

TravelRe: Sights You Can Only See In Dubai by bonana(op): 10:58pm On Apr 24, 2015
Expensive wheels. Now who are those forming with Lamborghinis.

TravelRe: Sights You Can Only See In Dubai by bonana(op): 10:55pm On Apr 24, 2015
Beautiful tall buildings

TravelSights You Can Only See In Dubai by bonana(op): 10:53pm On Apr 24, 2015
Arabs be using wild beasts for pet. Scary!! ! But they wont eat u unless hungry

CelebritiesRe: Akon Has One Of The Most Hilarious Name Ever (photo) by bonana: 1:11pm On Apr 08, 2015
c name
LiteratureThe Great Emu War by bonana(op): 2:48am On Apr 05, 2015
Pls dont mind some errors here. Copy n paste gone bad.
Date2 November – 10 December 1932LocationCampion district,Western AustraliaAlso known asGreat Emu WarParticipantsEmusSirGeorge PearceMajor G.P.W. MeredithRoyal Australian ArtilleryOutcomeSeeAftermathTheEmu War, also known as theGreat Emu War,[1]was anuisance wildlife managementoperation undertaken inAustraliaover the latter part of 1932 to address public concern over the number ofemussaid to be running amok in the Campion district ofWestern Australia. Theattempts to curb the population of emus, a large flightless bird indigenous to Australia, employed soldiers armed withmachine guns—leading the media to adopt the name "Emu War" when referring to the incident.BackgroundFollowingWorld War I, large numbers of ex-soldiers from Australia, along with a number of British veterans, took up farming within Western Australia, often in marginal areas. With the onset of theGreat Depressionin 1929, these farmers were encouraged to increase theirwheatcrops, with the government promising—and failing to deliver—assistance in the form ofsubsidies. In spite of the recommendations and the promised subsidies, wheat prices continued to fall, and by October 1932 matters were becoming intense, with the farmers preparing to harvest the season's crop while simultaneously threatening to refuseto load the wheat.[2]The difficulties facing farmers were increased by the arrival of as many as 20,000 emus.[3]Emus regularly migrateafter their breeding season, heading to thecoast from the inland regions. With the cleared land and additional water supplies being made available for livestock by the West Australian farmers, the emus found that the cultivated lands were good habitat, and they began to foray into farm territory—in particular the marginal farming land aroundChandlerandWalgoolan.[2]The emus consumed and spoiled the crops, as well as leaving large gaps in fences whererabbits could enter and cause further problems.[4]Farmers relayed their concerns about the birds ravaging their crops, and a deputation of ex-soldiers were sent to meet with theMinister of Defence, SirGeorge Pearce. Having served in WWI, the soldier-settlers were well aware of the effectiveness of machine guns, and they requested their deployment. The Minister readily agreed, although with conditions attached: the guns were to be used by military personnel, and troop transport was to be financed by the Western Australian government, and the farmers would provide food, accommodation, and payment for the ammunition.[2][5]Pearce also supported the deployment on the grounds that the birds would make good target practice,[6]although it has also been argued that some in the government may have viewed this as a way of being seen to be helping the Western Australian farmers, and towards that end aFox Movietonecinematographerwas enlisted.[2]The "War"Sir George Pearce, who ordered that the army cull the emu population. He was later referred to in Parliament as the "Minister of the Emu War" by SenatorJames Dunn.[7]Military involvement was due to begin in October 1932.[5]The "war" was conducted under the command of Major G.P.W. Meredith of the Seventh Heavy Battery of theRoyal Australian Artillery,[2][6]with Meredith commanding a pairof soldiers armed with twoLewis Automatic Machine Guns[8]and 10,000 rounds of ammunition.[6]The operation was delayed, however, by a period of rainfall which caused the emus to scatter over a wider area.[5]The rain ceased by 2 November 1932,[2][5]at which point the troops were deployed with ordersto assist the farmers and, according to a newspaper account, to collect 100 emu skins so that their feathers could be used to make hats forlight horsemen.[9]The first attemptOn 2 November the men traveled to Campion, where some 50 emus were sighted.[2]As the birds were out of range of the guns, the local settlers attempted to herd the emus into an ambush, but the birds split into small groups and ran so that they were difficult to target.[6]Nevertheless, while the firstfusillade from the machine guns was ineffective due to the range, a second round of gunfire was able to kill "a number" of birds. Later the same day a small flock was encountered, and "perhapsa dozen" birds were killed.[2]The next significant event was on 4 November. Meredith had established anambushnear a local dam, and over 1,000 emus were spotted heading towards their position. This time the gunners waited until the birds were at point blank range before opening fire. The gun jammed after only twelve birds were killed, however, andthe remainder scattered before more couldbe killed. No more birds were sighted that day.[2]In the days that followed Meredith chose to move further south where the birds were "reported to be fairly tame",[10]but there was only limited success in spite of his efforts.[2]At one stage Meredith even went so far as to mount one of the guns on a truck: a move that proved to be ineffective, as the truck was unable to gainon the birds, and the ride was so rough that the gunner was unable to fire any shots.[2]By 8 November, six days after the first engagement, 2,500 rounds of ammunition had been fired.[6]The number of birds killed is uncertain: one account claims just 50 birds,[6]but other accounts range from 200 to 500—the latter figure being provided by the settlers. Meredith's official report noted that his men had suffered no casualties.[2]Summarizing the culls, ornithologistDominic Serventycommented:Lewis automatic machine gunThe machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidentlyordered guerrilla tactics, andits unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month.[11]On 8 November, representatives in theAustralian House of Representativesdiscussed the operation.[6]Following thenegative coverage of the events in the local media,[12]which included claims that "only a few" emus had died,[4]Pearce withdrew the military personnel and the guns on 8 November.[4][6][13][14]After the withdrawal, Major Meredith compared the emus toZulus, and commented on the striking maneuverability of the emus, even while badly wounded.If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world...They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. Theyare like Zulus whom evendum-dum bulletscould not stop.[15]The second attemptAfter the withdrawal of the military, the emu attacks on crops continued. Farmers again asked for support, citing the hot weather and drought that brought emus invading farms in the thousands.James Mitchell, thePremier of Western Australialent his strong support to renewal of the military assistance. Additionally, a report from the Base Commander indicated that 300 emus had been killed in the initial operation.[14]Acting on the requests and the Base Commander's report, by 12 November the Minister of Defence approved a resumptionof military efforts.[14]He defended the decision in the senate, explaining why the soldiers were necessary to combat the serious agricultural threat of the large emu population.[4]Although the military had agreed to loan the guns to Western Australian government on the expectation that they would provide the necessary people, Meredith was once againplaced in the field due to an apparent lackof experienced machine gunners in the state.[2]Taking to the field on 13 November 1932, the military found a degree of success overthe first two days, with approximately 40 emus killed. The third day, 15 November, proved to be far less successful, but by 2 December the guns were accounting for approximately 100 emus per week. Meredith was recalled on 10 December, and in his report he claimed 986 kills with9,860 rounds, at a rate of exactly 10 rounds per confirmed kill. In addition, Meredith claimed 2,500 wounded birds had died as a result of the injuries that they had sustained.[2]AftermathIn spite of the problems encountered with the cull, the farmers of the regi
RomanceRe: Woman’s Butt Implants Explodes During Rough Sex With Boyfriend [GRAPHIC PHOTOS] by bonana(op): 4:49pm On Mar 29, 2015
i wonda if they use all these nyash for the same tin i use mine. For sitting down abi them dy look for extra cushion ni?
RomanceWoman’s Butt Implants Explodes During Rough Sex With Boyfriend [GRAPHIC PHOTOS] by bonana(op): 4:36pm On Mar 29, 2015
A woman has had her butt implants burst during a steamy rough sex with her boyfriend in Los Angeles.It was learnt that the silicone implants just made a pop soundwhen the man was dishing out hot sex to his baby’s mama.By implication, the man actuallyruptured both of her silicone butt implants during the escapade when everything seemed just fine.According toMediaTakeOut, the silicone leaked into her system – and by the time she went to the hospital to do something about it, her cakes were almost completely deflated.


A woman allegedly had her buttimplants bursted by her boyfriend during a rough sexual intercourse in Los Angeles. (Photo Credit: Media Take Out

source;http://www.thetrentonline.com/womans-butt-implants-explodes-during-rough-sex-with-boyfriend-graphic-photos-35/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

PoliticsRe: Gen Buhari Steps Down From Presidential Election ..(see Shocking Reason) by bonana: 11:35am On Mar 25, 2015
Damn hilarious. i love dis site. hahahaha. so much funny fake news
CelebritiesRe: So Tyga’s Baby Mama, CHYNA Showed Up At The Club Topless...?(not The STRIP Club) by bonana: 11:02am On Mar 25, 2015
Looks like the b1tch in his rack city vid. ugly face!
PhonesRe: Tecno L6 Discussion Thread by bonana: 10:36pm On Mar 04, 2015
seribroo56:
i just bought this phone ,will i just download it and root it imedatly or i have to do other things iike cwm recovery thanks.
yep, just download n root. As simple as that.
PhonesRe: Tecno L6 Discussion Thread by bonana: 7:44pm On Mar 01, 2015
Been trying to root this phone since morning but no go, finally went to m6 thread n got what they used n it worked on l6. Just download kingroot. Very easy no need to reeboot. Dunno why root master didn't work
Music/RadioWhich Is Your Best Rap Group\gang? by bonana(op): 8:53pm On Jan 17, 2015
Maybach music group is tha bomb to me, MMG. Love the shiii the did with pandemonium, the trio of wale, ross and meek mills. Then ambition and stay scheming with ross,drake and french montana. Which is yours my fellow rap addicts? Pls share!

PoliticsRe: APC Applauds Ohanaeze: Reject Goodluck Jonathan; Stay Neutral by bonana: 9:35pm On Jan 04, 2015
I swear I be igbo, I swear I no like gej pattern but I also swear I will neva endorse buhari, who be dis ohaneze sef, cm to anambra, imo enugu n co n then ask whom the igbos support not those pot bellied scums up there in abuja representing their stomachs not ndi igbo.
PhonesRe: GIONEE M2 Discussion Thread. by bonana: 6:50pm On Nov 02, 2014
Guys I nid dis fone, am in anambra but elijahdre told me its 22k plus 2.5k for deliver, I come lose hope havin bugdeted 21.5k, I just decide to port to tecno h5 cos me no get xtra, any advce for me abeg abeg, I nid big ram n strong ba3, helllp!
PhonesWhich Fone To Get For 20k by bonana(op): 7:19pm On Oct 05, 2014
Hi guys, pls I need ur help, I need one of them big androids with big screens, u knw like tabs with good ram n camera. Which one of them can I get for 20k. Pls help
PhonesBlack Berry Bold 5 Or Tecno P5 by bonana(op): 2:53am On Jul 08, 2014
Pls ma fellow dudes help out. I just swapped my m3 with an htc desire hd which i found out to be problem loaded. the ba3 is nonsense n i hv to downgrade the build version to root or even update the android version. So much stress. well i plan on re swappin with either Blackberry bold 5 or tecno p5, so guys pls help. How far with the ba3 life of bold 5 n p5, which lasts longer. i may like a comparison. thanks in anticipation
PhonesRe: TECNO M3 - Discussion Thread by bonana: 3:10pm On Sep 26, 2013
guys please help me. between q1 and m3 which should i go for. i love good gaming and i surf d net a lot, thanks
PhonesPlease Help. Should I Go For Tecno L3 Or Nokia N97. by bonana(op): 9:40am On Aug 11, 2013
pls i love gud gaming, which i knw i can get with l3, but can n97 also play games like d gta, pes n so on like the l3 does. Thanks for ur post in advance.
PhonesRe: Tecno Q1 Discussion Thread by bonana: 11:26am On Jun 21, 2013
please how do i watch free tv on q1, i mean one that dosent take mb. like
freeee. please help now please. i have already spent equal amount of money for a new phone just for browsing on my android. lol. but pls help

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 (of 9 pages)