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AmazingAngel:
you won't do Biology and chemistry...but you would offer physics and happy new month to you too

thanks buh i'll miss chem. any ways God bless 4 d timely reply

AmazingAngel:
okay then

hello ma'am hapi new mnth. i ve dis questn o. hope its nt compulsory to offer biology first yr?

Bleshh:
wu told u m a christian? : D


i am anyways

buh remember, Jesus called those virgins without extraoil ,foolish!!!

sometimes, we gas take d bull by the horn.

Gotchur point tho

if you remember the virgin story is a parable and its talking abt so called 'christians' who think they are runing the christian race and are not mindful of the Lords coming. they live their lives any hw, dress any hw, talk anyhw joke any hw, etc. d 'it doesnt matter attitude'. the 'extra oil' is call it vigilance or soberness they lack. so we all have to be careful nt to become 'foolish virgin'. #endTIMEtins

eadeyeye2:
are u also in statistics?

dats ryt

Happy new months to yall oo. our month of great tesstimonies. special greetings to us 100l statistians. i hope you're statistically in check? lol

Bleshh:
did u just type failure? See who is talking.... You are sorrowfully decorated with all the elements of failure and retardation!!

if u wanna do this all day, am always here for you. But i pity you bigtime, cus u really really dont know the calibré of dude you screwing with!!!!

sorry bro, buh r u a CHRISTian? if yes. is it the same hand you use to clap for you using to curse and insult? as you sow you reap
Galatians 6:7 KJV
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

lastchild:
I've been on a particular spiritual battle for years now,I've done my best to get this demon out of me by prayers and deliverance but it keep failing

Someone said I should try out muslim that they are good in exorcism,my problem now is,can a non muslim walk into mosque to see imam or anybody in charge and explain his problem?

Will he give a listening ear ?
If he did,can he help to exorcise the jinn out of the person

Note:I've had an encounter with islam in katsina,I'm not a total novice,as the matter of fact I can perform ablution successfully and I actually have a qur'an (koran)

Mark 16:17 KJV
And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
do u believe? Just have faith in Jesus. its a simple as 'ABC' God hlep you.

frustratedman:
This small boy celebrating while I am in pain. I am frustrated by God's negligence. He makes people who don't serve him happy and we that serve him are ignored to our unhappiness. God will always be my enemy because he proven to be the most wicked thing I ever knew. I challenge God to kill me if he doesn't want to intervene in my life. Mad God. Wicked God. Foolish God

God have mercy on you

if you give your life to JESUS, you can recieve the gift of the Holyspirit immediately if you ask the Father. The gift of the Holyspirit is only For the born again children of God and not for the unsaved. but salvation is for all, no exception. Jesus loves you.

SCREEN SAVER: Lesson From This Joke!
A rich man died and immediately found his soul at the gate of
heaven. The angel at the gate told him, “Now you are dead and
you are here for judgment. You didn’t serve God well with all
your heart, but because of all the great and good efforts you
made for humanity when you were alive, I will give you
uncommon privilege. You have the chance to choose where you
want to go, hell or heaven.” The rich man asked the angel to
permit him to have a look of both heaven and hell before he
could make a choice. The angel permitted him, so he allowed
him to first view hell.
When the angel took the rich man to hell, he saw beautiful ladies
wearing swimming kits, dancing and having fun with glasses of
wine. Then the angel took him to see heaven, there he saw
angels singing hymns and praising God. So the angel asked the
rich man to make a choice. The rich man said, “I will prefer hell,
it is fun and more exciting there, let me go to hell” Then the angel
said, “According to your decision.”
The rich man was thrown into hell, and to his greatest surprise
he found himself in the flames of fire with furnace raining upon
him and demons ready to torment him for ever. The rich man
cried to the angel, “What happened? Where are those beautiful
girls having fun that I saw here before?” The holy angel replied,
“What you saw then was just a screensaver”
This a joke, because no choice or repentance after death, it is
judgment. Hebrews 9:27. But this shows how Satan deceives
people with the things of this world.
Whatever you see in this world are mere screensaver; the fun,
fame, fancy, fashion, and fortune are empty screensaver that
have nothing to profit the real you, which is your soul. Do not
sell yourself to sin because of earthly pleasure and position and
then find yourself in eternal pain and plaque. Why will you give a
permanent heavenly paradise for a passing earthly possession?
Don't be a fool. Do not exchange your soul to Satan just for
screen-saving something that can't last as your soul. Don't be
stupid.
Your soul is the real you, your soul will last forever just as God
will be forever, and just as Satan will be forever; if you surrender
your life to Jesus Christ and follow Him till the end, you will last
with God forever in heaven and in pleasure; but if you remain in
sin or fall back into sin, you will be forever with Satan in hellfire,
and in pain. YOU HAVE THE CHOICE NOW!
Luke 16: 24 Then he cried and said, ‘Father Abraham, have
mercy on me, and send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his
finger in water and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this
flame.’ 25 But Abraham said, ‘Son, remember that in your
lifetime you received your good things, and likewise Lazarus evil
things; but now he is comforted and you are tormented.
Matthew 16: 26. “For what profit is it to a man if he gains the
whole world, and loses his own soul? Or what will a man give in
exchange for his soul?”

Hello people!! For all those waiting for their names to be out just keep up the faith. God go do am for una in Jesus name. #NoLOOSEHope

Horluwahighdee:
hello my brothers & sisters in the room.... i just want u all to pray these prayers as we just entered this week
1.Lord Jesus let this week be my week of joy,laughter,happiness...
2.In this new week let me be congratulated,celebrated
3.let all my heart desires be granted
4.let all my expectations come to reality
5.every of my possessions that has not been achieved come to reality
6. when the admission list will be out do not let my name be found wanted
7.before the end of the week, do not let me be called an aspirant or "co-cites" of futa any longer; let me be called a futarian
8.when the list will be out let me give back God all the glory.....IJN (AMEN).
Bros and sis let us pray all the prayers and let us see wat the lord will do....
reppin cocites for some days oooo....before changing to a futarian....don't know abt u...let us hope continually and have faith... I can see something happening already.... api new week... wishing u all best of luck...enjoy

AMEN! God bless you bro. happy sunday y'all

udison:
Mr Bond...im interested in dis..wat part of south gate??
08022079575

hi sir! pls add me on whatsapp

snoopy1:
abeg, how i go take confirm d payment

go to futa website click 2014/2015 admossion letter. put ur jamb reg no,
click confirm payment and put d neccessary details
login and print your letter nd form.dats all

themmyzee:
hmmnn COC list... I think itz high tym we protest oo.
who is going to join me?

abeg who get cellotape or super super glue may i join am. ehen by the way join you to what sef, notice board? lol
*abeg na joke o*
gud morning y'all in JESUS NAME!

Great work here. please how much will it cost me to get a toyota avalon 1999 to ondo. thanks.

Divsy:
wait a little,futa hasnt answrd me

I believe God for you, dey go answer u specially in JESUS name o! no worry jst a mata of days

worisj:
inside the apartment o...not outside?

yes o. wardrobe dey sef

worisj:
that one good o....bro please help me look for something similar to that o....and BTW is there toilet and bathroom?

yes sir there is.

ty265:
remove the "born again christain" thingy and u will get d reply u want

thanks for ur opinion

worisj:
is it @south gate or north gate?

its south gate o. abt 15mins walk frm south gate

PLS O I NEED A ROOM MATE URGENTLY O. Must be a MALE, BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN!(take note of this one) cool headed. accomodation fee is N75000, which we'll pay equally. house is spacious water running. if interested call me 08100427990 or PM me.

worisj:
lol wats ur pd final score and course?

69 statistics

meracool:
Bro. You're not Alone.
tor one of My trousers aswell..

eyah una sori. na Great hall me dey oo. so cool and spacious.

Calculux95:
E no easy oo, congrats to worsj, bond008, dayzzy and many others



#more to follow

ALL GLORY BE TO GOD ALMIGTHY OO!! Gods willing we go see next year.

thank God o!! i,ve been admitted oo. thank You Jesus!

Qoraxeey:
Thanks a lot Guys for the help. So is father BA or is it BABA (like in Swahili?)

its BABA. Happy sunday!

na wao dis list can be likened to JESUS CHRIST, they say e dey cum, yet e neva cum. dat does nt mean HE'S NOT COMIN. God help us o make our name appear for FUTA LIST nd more importantly for JESUS LIST wen dem come out.
na me go testify first, who go be next?

lastmessenger: I can only say that I give up on all them pastors.time for the holy ghost to pastor me in my room.

Dont Say That Bro. Read Acts 2:46:42,47

proffmanue: I had a terrible typhoid fever in 2008, I was hospitalized in a private clinic. The Doctor said I was not responding to treatment, I could not walk by myself without support. I don't know the drugs I was treated with but I survived. After 2 days of my discharge from the hospital, my ears were ringing, eventually my left ear could not hear again till date.
Does anyone have idea what drug could have done this and if it could be reversed? Thks

you need deliverance sir. come to JESUS.

FolabiCash: But FUTA fuvk up , How will they do entrance exam for PDS when I ditched OAU that will do entrance exam with just 4 subjects and even FUNAAB that won't do entrance exam ds year and they warned me to choose FUNAAB oh , FUNAAB Pre degree will resume October 13 & Futa entrance exam is on November 1 , when will we now resume ?? Jamb Exam comes up in March , how does FUTA wants to cover Jamb brochure for us within 3 Months ? I'm just really sad

all is well bro in Jesus name. there is God o.

God have mercy o us(future generation). I just imagine how JESUS will be dissappointed on some so called christians in this thread.
by the way una gud evening o.