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thank God for a wonderful time at redemption camp o. *clears throat* am back o. miss y'al hws everytin going here? God bless y'all. oga bleshh u hw fr?

Bleshh:
hahaha... Na jinkjok service oo .. Na korea i dey sir

enjoy urself there. see u afta 1st semester lol

Bleshh:
yessir!! Always @ ur service

Good boi.(shey na mtn service ni?) lol

happy sunday y'all oo. hw church today na? special gritns to my bro-oga bleshh. are you present?

Matthew 7:16-19 KJV
Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? [17] Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. [18] A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. [19] Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
What kind of fruit do you bear? Godly or worldly?
#JESUSisComing BACK

Bleshh:
i wonda whats so hard in reading plain english and understanding it.



anyways, check www.futasug.com for those who need the registration blah blah
(fools would start quoting me about "blahblah" again)




God bless ma real bruhhs n sissies
@ bond008, holuwarhighdee, e.t.c

God bless u better my bro.

una gud afternoon o.

Bleshh:
boss bond of life!!!

am just chilln...

vnt even bought anything for sku!
d boy no geh dough yet..lol


b4 xmas, money suppose show!!

aw bou yhu sir?

haha... my own beta small. am making my list. lol not bought anything yet too o. Gods willing before Christmas too.

sup y'all abeg make una leave my bro bleshh o!
@bro bleshh hw far? hw preparations for resumption na?

Bleshh:
r u in Kindergaten or wah??

your reply to that maggot-brained dude is dumb!!

philips was clearly joking with u


c wetin ur own brain don interpret am to..... Mayb na u self get d maggotbrain!!

real ODE OSHI

Oga bleshh hw far na? i hail o. but abeg stop d insults na. ose nagode imelah.merci tnx

help me pls. whenever i boot my tecno q1 it takes hours before
my phone contacts appear. pls what could be the cause and
solution. tnx
abeg help o

help me pls. whenever i boot my tecno q1 it takes hours before my phone contacts appear. pls what could be the cause and solution. tnx
pls help me out!

For those of you yet to see your names. hmmm.... na only God wey do our own fit do yours o. thats why you have to keep faith in God only. The good news is that Jesus never fails. Yours is a sure one.

AmazingAngel:
mts is compulsory for all futarian

dats ryt. anyways have a nice day

AmazingAngel:
you won't do Biology and chemistry...but you would offer physics and happy new month to you too

would ve asked if i will do mts, buh i remebered am a statistician. lol

Bleshh:
na so! The Lord z our strength, two of us go make am n we go sit @ His righthand after we die @ our old age if Christ tarries in His Coming!!!

Amen. only Gods grace can make dat to happen. buh it depends on hw we take His grace too. Amen once again

AmazingAngel:
you won't do Biology and chemistry...but you would offer physics and happy new month to you too

thanks buh i'll miss chem. any ways God bless 4 d timely reply

AmazingAngel:
okay then

hello ma'am hapi new mnth. i ve dis questn o. hope its nt compulsory to offer biology first yr?

Bleshh:
wu told u m a christian? : D


i am anyways

buh remember, Jesus called those virgins without extraoil ,foolish!!!

sometimes, we gas take d bull by the horn.

Gotchur point tho

if you remember the virgin story is a parable and its talking abt so called 'christians' who think they are runing the christian race and are not mindful of the Lords coming. they live their lives any hw, dress any hw, talk anyhw joke any hw, etc. d 'it doesnt matter attitude'. the 'extra oil' is call it vigilance or soberness they lack. so we all have to be careful nt to become 'foolish virgin'. #endTIMEtins

eadeyeye2:
are u also in statistics?

dats ryt

Happy new months to yall oo. our month of great tesstimonies. special greetings to us 100l statistians. i hope you're statistically in check? lol

Bleshh:
did u just type failure? See who is talking.... You are sorrowfully decorated with all the elements of failure and retardation!!

if u wanna do this all day, am always here for you. But i pity you bigtime, cus u really really dont know the calibré of dude you screwing with!!!!

sorry bro, buh r u a CHRISTian? if yes. is it the same hand you use to clap for you using to curse and insult? as you sow you reap
Galatians 6:7 KJV
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

lastchild:
I've been on a particular spiritual battle for years now,I've done my best to get this demon out of me by prayers and deliverance but it keep failing

Someone said I should try out muslim that they are good in exorcism,my problem now is,can a non muslim walk into mosque to see imam or anybody in charge and explain his problem?

Will he give a listening ear ?
If he did,can he help to exorcise the jinn out of the person

Note:I've had an encounter with islam in katsina,I'm not a total novice,as the matter of fact I can perform ablution successfully and I actually have a qur'an (koran)

Mark 16:17 KJV
And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
do u believe? Just have faith in Jesus. its a simple as 'ABC' God hlep you.

frustratedman:
This small boy celebrating while I am in pain. I am frustrated by God's negligence. He makes people who don't serve him happy and we that serve him are ignored to our unhappiness. God will always be my enemy because he proven to be the most wicked thing I ever knew. I challenge God to kill me if he doesn't want to intervene in my life. Mad God. Wicked God. Foolish God

God have mercy on you

if you give your life to JESUS, you can recieve the gift of the Holyspirit immediately if you ask the Father. The gift of the Holyspirit is only For the born again children of God and not for the unsaved. but salvation is for all, no exception. Jesus loves you.

SCREEN SAVER: Lesson From This Joke!
A rich man died and immediately found his soul at the gate of
heaven. The angel at the gate told him, “Now you are dead and
you are here for judgment. You didn’t serve God well with all
your heart, but because of all the great and good efforts you
made for humanity when you were alive, I will give you
uncommon privilege. You have the chance to choose where you
want to go, hell or heaven.” The rich man asked the angel to
permit him to have a look of both heaven and hell before he
could make a choice. The angel permitted him, so he allowed
him to first view hell.
When the angel took the rich man to hell, he saw beautiful ladies
wearing swimming kits, dancing and having fun with glasses of
wine. Then the angel took him to see heaven, there he saw
angels singing hymns and praising God. So the angel asked the
rich man to make a choice. The rich man said, “I will prefer hell,
it is fun and more exciting there, let me go to hell” Then the angel
said, “According to your decision.”
The rich man was thrown into hell, and to his greatest surprise
he found himself in the flames of fire with furnace raining upon
him and demons ready to torment him for ever. The rich man
cried to the angel, “What happened? Where are those beautiful
girls having fun that I saw here before?” The holy angel replied,
“What you saw then was just a screensaver”
This a joke, because no choice or repentance after death, it is
judgment. Hebrews 9:27. But this shows how Satan deceives
people with the things of this world.
Whatever you see in this world are mere screensaver; the fun,
fame, fancy, fashion, and fortune are empty screensaver that
have nothing to profit the real you, which is your soul. Do not
sell yourself to sin because of earthly pleasure and position and
then find yourself in eternal pain and plaque. Why will you give a
permanent heavenly paradise for a passing earthly possession?
Don't be a fool. Do not exchange your soul to Satan just for
screen-saving something that can't last as your soul. Don't be
stupid.
Your soul is the real you, your soul will last forever just as God
will be forever, and just as Satan will be forever; if you surrender
your life to Jesus Christ and follow Him till the end, you will last
with God forever in heaven and in pleasure; but if you remain in
sin or fall back into sin, you will be forever with Satan in hellfire,
and in pain. YOU HAVE THE CHOICE NOW!
Luke 16: 24 Then he cried and said, ‘Father Abraham, have
mercy on me, and send Lazarus that he may dip the tip of his
finger in water and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this
flame.’ 25 But Abraham said, ‘Son, remember that in your
lifetime you received your good things, and likewise Lazarus evil
things; but now he is comforted and you are tormented.
Matthew 16: 26. “For what profit is it to a man if he gains the
whole world, and loses his own soul? Or what will a man give in
exchange for his soul?”

Hello people!! For all those waiting for their names to be out just keep up the faith. God go do am for una in Jesus name. #NoLOOSEHope

Horluwahighdee:
hello my brothers & sisters in the room.... i just want u all to pray these prayers as we just entered this week
1.Lord Jesus let this week be my week of joy,laughter,happiness...
2.In this new week let me be congratulated,celebrated
3.let all my heart desires be granted
4.let all my expectations come to reality
5.every of my possessions that has not been achieved come to reality
6. when the admission list will be out do not let my name be found wanted
7.before the end of the week, do not let me be called an aspirant or "co-cites" of futa any longer; let me be called a futarian
8.when the list will be out let me give back God all the glory.....IJN (AMEN).
Bros and sis let us pray all the prayers and let us see wat the lord will do....
reppin cocites for some days oooo....before changing to a futarian....don't know abt u...let us hope continually and have faith... I can see something happening already.... api new week... wishing u all best of luck...enjoy

AMEN! God bless you bro. happy sunday y'all

udison:
Mr Bond...im interested in dis..wat part of south gate??
08022079575

hi sir! pls add me on whatsapp

snoopy1:
abeg, how i go take confirm d payment

go to futa website click 2014/2015 admossion letter. put ur jamb reg no,
click confirm payment and put d neccessary details
login and print your letter nd form.dats all

themmyzee:
hmmnn COC list... I think itz high tym we protest oo.
who is going to join me?

abeg who get cellotape or super super glue may i join am. ehen by the way join you to what sef, notice board? lol
*abeg na joke o*
gud morning y'all in JESUS NAME!

Great work here. please how much will it cost me to get a toyota avalon 1999 to ondo. thanks.