NairaOcean:
A man was seen confronting his wife and her alleged lover, culminating in a heated altercation that resulted in the smashing of the lover's car windscreen. The enraged husband confronted his wife and her lover in a public setting.

Amidst the chaos, the wife could be heard pleading with her husband to refrain from violence, urging him to exercise restraint. However, despite her impassioned pleas, the husband proceeded to take drastic action, wielding a weapon and smashing the windscreen of his wife's lover's car.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_wueTGyhxc

Someone tell this car damaging brother that his 5 minutes madness just earned him significant jail term plus exemplary damages debt if the "invited guest of honor" was me.
Stupid reaction. Stupid husband.

0m0luabi:
Iran is waiting for coward Israel attack,only a weak military will need the help of 6 nations to defend her against Iranian attacks I still believe that if they leave Israel and Iran one on one Israel will be worse than Gaza within 2 months of serious war with Iran

Yet six nations (including the silly arse cou try youre sympathetic to) took up arms against Israel n lost woefully in the 25mins war of the 80s.
Sit back, relax n watch Israel's reaction before the week ends.
Spontaneous mo*on.

IceLip:
... because say God gift u wit body way no dea smell always no means say make u cast .. people like u get one lil-disease way u dea hide from others


...I believe time will tell and she will treat herself

Moreover, As long as e man dea lick plate when she cook, no p

Another body odor dispenser spotted.
Abeg shift!

Good evening everyone.

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Goodlady:
The future is female. Na only women dey do Nigeria proud. If it's go go by stats, males on this site are useless!
Bunch of broke talakanier come and visit me at home futureless & hopeless boys. Ya mates are Dangote, Otedola and Elumelu. All.of una just broke for nairaland. Even the mods are earning N30K. Putin, APC, elupeee and PDP gay-tools too earn N30K. No rich man!
All poor like desert!

Omo men una don show this bambiala ambassador shege.
Great work guys. Keep it coming. Maybe one day she'll realize her father's failures and inadequacies are not your fault.

AyobamiOluwole:
So this girl has been coming to my place, eat the best food and all that. I've asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said no. I do give her money without asking her for anything on return because I could see she is not the lazy type and she is really hardworking. I am very much ok with finances and I see no issues with some of her demands.


Yesterday I called her and told her that I'm not happy and that I need cuddle only and not sex(I lost so much Dollars from futures trading that night). She later called and said she will come to my place for that reason. In my mind I was thinking this will go down as sex and all, but I don't really want sex.

All I just needed is someone to cuddle and get distracted with that's all. This is the only time I am demanding something from her.

So she came during the evening time, and later that night we went to supermarket and I got her something's to eat at home for the night. We got back home and everything was going well. We were both on the bed when I reminded her why she came. This is someone I've been doing quite a lot for without even thinking twice out of pity. She wouldn't give in and wouldn't let me know why she can't just allow me to cuddle her.

Mehn, from the loss I had earlier and all that, I got infuriated and called another girl telling to pls come over for the night. Then I told this girl to leave my house since she can be that selfish. I sent her out of my house around 10pm. She was telling me she doesn't have money to go home, I didn't care and I shut my door against her. Though I was scared letting her out on that road and that time of the night but my anger got the better part of me. It was later after getting over the whole thing I confirmed nothing happened to her from someone else.

Pls is there anything wrong with what I did?

Modified: Anger is a bad thing. I am wrong sending her away at that time of the night. This is probably the judgement I'll get 😔

I can fully relate and I must say I fully agree with your decision.
Some of these dark darlings are straight up disloyal.
Imagine my girlfriend left Festac for Agbara (to do God knows what) yesterday morning and called me up a few minutes to 10pm, demanding I send her a tidy sum to transport herself back home.
Inquiries as to when, why n what she went to Agbara to do were not convincingly answered hence I demanded she share her location with me via whatsapp as a condition to sending her the money.
You can imagine the extra unbranded slowpoke im.ediately became entitled and started talking trash. Talks like "is it because of ordinary #xyz that I should share my location with you?", "I told you that I'm stranded and thought of you as the person that can bail me out right now", "you should be glad I'm callin you for this sef", etc.
This is a low key extra lazy, unemployed and unemployable broke ass I'm talking about here!
I un-SIMPly told her to enjoy the remainder of TGIF wherever she was and don't bother calling me EVER again.
DISLOYAL VERMINS some of these girls are!!

Ofunaofu:

https://punchng.com/fg-names-15-terrorism-financiers-bdcs-plans-sanctions/

If only you know how embarrassingly silly this post of your look, you take it down.
You me tonight the full names of the one in custody n failed to disclose those that are currently walking free in our midst and expect this tale of hagard mongrels to be sensational, huh?
When we are really ready to combat this evil amidst us, I'll rake you n your sources serious.

seunmsg:


https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-08/billions-pour-into-nigeria-as-tinubu-s-reforms-start-to-pay-off

From Bloomberg to the journalist that wrote this to the paid sponsor to the gullible ones that will rejoice at this nonsense post, all of you are d*ft!
When they disclose where the fantasy money came from and what sector of the economy it's meant to be faithfully utilized, I'll tall yall clo*n seriously.
A**hol*s the lot of you!!!

TwoFourSeven:
Neon

Nymph

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Faithful
Godly
Good in bed
Good cook


I'll complement the rest.

WriterNig:



🇷🇺 Russian President Vladimir Putin donned a pilot dress and took the pilot seat of a Tu-160M hi-tech supersonic strategic bomber fighter jet on Thursday to personally check the quality of its modernization.

Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov told reporters in Russia's southwestern city of Kazan that the head of state arrived on the runway of the Kazan Aviation Plant dressed as a pilot and took the pilot's seat.

"The flight will last some 40 minutes. The route of the flight is a state secret," Peskov said.



Tu-160m is a supersonic, variable-sweep wing heavy strategic bomber, called in Russia "White Swan," in NATO -- "Blackjack," it is designed to hit targets in remote areas with nuclear and conventional weapons.

Tu-160m strategic bomber is the largest supersonic aircraft in the history of military aviation and the heaviest combat aircraft in the world.

Putin has already flown several military planes, including fighter jets. Moreover, he has already flown the previous model of the Tu-160 bomber in August 2005.










https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLoWp76_gbI

Dem go soon photoshop microphone taster face enter these snapshot like say the man sabi flight tech.

This highly frustrated, regular shiloh attendant that is most wanted by menopause now suddenly feels entitled to an opinion about men who are already defined (age-wise) about what they want too?
Hanty what's your life like?
Feel free to share tales of your male manipulations gone wrong and how all your efforts at pinning a supposedly hopeless 33 year old man down went awfully wrong.
We're listening...

32" LG TV for #150,000 and you dare call this "clearance sale"?
This country's problem is us and you by posting this are a major part of that problem.
Good luck with the overpriced item sales though.

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Say hi on whatsapp so we can discuss about the ceiling fan.

Franklin5127:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_smQv_jY8As?si=S3NRGuP0i2lRpgar



Credit: Facebook

https://punchng.com/varsity-lecturer-proposes-to-student-in-classroom-on-valentines-day/

The screaming from her colleagues became louder as she nodded to his proposal.

High breach of ethics.
A sane university will not condone this and/or penalize the lecturer.

nairavsdollars:
Daniel Bwala, former spokesperson to Atiku Abubakar in the 2023 presidential election has said President Bola Tinubu is better than Rishi Sunak, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

Bwala, who recently met Tinubu twice made the remark on Monday on his X page while responding to a user @Chinonxo.

He wrote

Abeg na who knack this iguana Mr. Bones' igwaragwara?
Him mouth dey run like arse wey dem just administer enema.

hisexcellency34:

https://thenationonlineng.net/no-kidnapper-bandit-can-ambush-me-with-my-authority-oluwo-boasts/

This clown by his own hands just put a crosshair on his back.
#shame

mytime24:
Celebrite Ur award in prison with Ur prison mates

I'm sure you really do NOT know what misdemeanor is hence your comment.
Hours of community service tops will resolve this.

Shey wahala no come plenty like this?
Untop agriculture matter gan gan?
Ewo! Ebi n pa wa o!!!

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laurel03:
Kaduna indigene is now SE person

The color of your ignorance is keyed into this year's budget.
Textbook olodo!

Jennyclay:
Just imagine . Because of ordinary 27k . What would happen if he sent her 120k for flight

He can’t tell me he hasn’t promised and failed someone or disappointed someone before in his lifetime

The curses would definitely go back to him and his generation in 100 folds!!

Nonsense men!!

Iffa hear say you no chook mouth for this matter!
Even if your pops was a deadbeat, must you sound this bitter n hopelessly ignorant all the time?
See you see your kpekus wey go soon enter gateman pension scheme in no distant time oh!
It is well with you las las.

BluntCrazeMan:


Source:
https://www.channelstv.com/2024/01/26/irev-failure-inec-owes-nigerians-an-explanation-says-jega/


......
....


Source:
https://punchng.com/reckless-politicians-frustrated-inecs-irev-portal-jega/

And you chose to state this now?
Oga abeg crawl back to the cesspit of shame you by your own hands, relegated yourself into.

Hypocritical sellout.

The height of very reckless prophecies these gods of men have been churning out lately.
How can one with all senses intact scream n shout amen to this very terrible and dangerous statement?
I'd rather empower friends and family members to attain a reasonable level of comfort and sit at a table with me as equals rather than be the one to be giving handouts upandan as this man decrees for his gullible followers and his unborn generations not me.
Nauseating!

With 2024, the era of "Oga no vex. Na LASTMA/FRSC/VIO hol me" has ended.
If I give you a car for e-hailing services and you (a self acclaimed driver of the century with experience surpassing Google map navigational guide) dare FAIL to meet up with the daily/weekly remittance, using the above reason as excuse, your business with that will forever cease with immediate effect.
If na you and FG/LASG traffic regulators I borrow money wey i use buy motor, una go tell me.
Entitled short ROI demons!
N.B: I bold am for the contract paper so you no claim say you no see am.

Sweetvie:

The movie gave me goosebumps and a whole new Vista to the fate of unborn and new born babies in the afterlife when they die.
You should watch it.

tsdarkside:


yeah yeah,chest beaters united south east....

we are learnin to dont get that angry with una no more....

Another coward on the run yet again.
Your kids unborn are so lucky you didn't call my bluff and set your beat down up.
You'll get yours someday. Keep talking smack.

Justman10:
How much now?

Call me.