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MzLarem:
if na boombay..ur hand don fall tey tey

Titidi:
We are in this together
Please help me beg Boombay not to fall my hand na, the hand is already hanging sef

DharmyYinks:
Boombay u aff kill me oooo...lmaooooooo

Sveen:
My dearest Lhorla
As the dawn surfaced, thereby unleashing it's scoops of firmaments. My dilated pupils slowly parted as I crawl out from my slumber and reached for my cell. Ruminating into several pictures herein, I saw a girl dressed elegantly with a hat on her head. I was stupefied at your vivacious sleekness. My ouvre self became hovered. I have seen my Venus. I became oblivion of every other creatures on this thread, the girls precisely. You are altogether beautiful You are cheerful You are humorous You give a new definition to the word "goddess." Everything about you reeks of perpetual opulence. My love for you is intricate It throws me into colossal conundrum I've acquiesced my affection towards you You radiated my life from gloom Extirpating me from melancholy. You are my companion when I'm forlorn. Our hearts have been intertwined Never to fall apart. Our loved is unmatched, even if juxtaposed, you will still rule over my heart. I wanna cuddle in your arms every night. In our late night tryst Till wittiness creeps in. While we go all xoxo. In our lovey-dovey realms. While expressing my untainted and unmatched real love for you, accompanied by the Nightingale and mockingbirds, I wanna be your morning sun. I wanna be the guy that will love you relentlessly no matter the circumstances. I wanna be the cloth you wear, the food you eat, the one to kiss your sleepy eye. You are my river goddess, you've successfully hypnotized and charmed me to the extent that I cannot for a moment live without you. You are my lady Morgana, my magically ingrained princess. You are amazingly perfect in every way, you are ugly pretty, you make me unable to differentiate between sarcasm and paradiastole. I will wake you up with a cunnilinctus in the morning, thereby unleashing you into the great world of ecstasy, sucking away all your sorrows and replacing it with happiness and satisfaction. L- Lovely H- Happiness O- Obedient R- Righteous L- Lovable A- Affectionate. Anticipation of love makes me go gaga over you. I love you with all my heart sweetheart. Should I start jubilating that I've won over the heart of the most beautiful girl in the milky way?

YOU FALL MY HANDS!!



NA SO THEM DEY TAKE WOO BABES?!

khassy:
DEDICATED TO MY REAL NIGGER BOOMBAY

NARROWLYMISSED 1000

shomutuski:
This current chelsea team can't even beat a drum.. A team of 11 wankers more like wanksters being managed by a prick who is so egoistic and dumb.. Never in my life have I seen one as stupid as mourinho.. Chelsea won the league last since with a stroke of luck. Instead of working on our weakness, he gave the team a lengthy period of rest. Bookies are betting on chelsea playing in the championship next season.. My verdict remains that he should be sacked and fined for destroying chelsea, he has killed most of the players confidence.. Why would you bench traore, kennedy, remy, mikel and co and play dead players like hazard, matic, fabregas all in the name of being untouchable.. Pls frnds when next I hear Che--- from you! It's either cheque book or check and balance. Nothing like chelsea in my dictionary at least for now. I can concentrate on better things.

DickDastardly:
Lesson: Never look down on others, nor call them specialists in failure as no one knows tomorrow and no condition is permanent!



I say, DOWN WITH MOURINHO!!

TheMainMan:
... Oya wich babe make we woo.. I will even give U the chance to choose... .. Meanwhile its stl mzlarem that got ma heart... ..

MzLarem:
Boombay doesn't stand a chance nw.

MzLarem:
Boombay doesn't stand a chance nw.

Titidi:
Why are you so wise Boombay

DharmyYinks:
Okay...sveen u can choose two

[b]THANKS MAN!!

#DHARMYYINKS I CHOOSE TO WOO TEMMI001 AND

























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Mzlarem![/b]

DharmyYinks:
Start Challenging/Choosing @guys

BROS I TAKE GOD BEG YOU...I WAN WOO TWO! JUST TWO BABES IS NOT TOO MUCH!! PLEASE TWO!

Nicky058:
lmao, u go like woman ooo, u can go for 20 as a starter, den maybe 50 as a sign of improvement

DharmyYinks:
U choose d person u wanna woo e.g #DharmyYinks I 1boyl1kevhis wants to woo ....

U can only choose one person...if anoda person chooses to woo d person u chose...den both of u drop ur lines n d gal wil pick wus line got her.

EVERYONE CAN JOIN...ANYONE CAN WOO...NO OBSERVERS..Y'ALL SHOULD BE INVOLVED

FIRST OF ALL, HOW MANY BABES CAN I WOO AT A TIME??!

MzLarem:
Lol..its like shekau preaching jesus

Akjwyzepal:
lol FTC i dedicate it to all d babe on dis thread dats av Ukwu and water melon Ministries. If you're 1 Signify by tapping in2 d glory.

YOU NEED JESUS!!!. !

DharmyYinks:
Alright People!! We've brought to you, dear Unilorin Aspirants, the First Edition of the long awaited Game on Nairaland, The Wooing Challenge. and I am your host, DHARMYYINKS, Co-Hosting this with me is the Handsome Emergency Guy, HAYWHY911

HOW IT WORKS
* A male participant picks any lady to be wooed. E.G, I, DharmyYinks wish to woo Temmi001.
* Earns himself a SLOT along with another man or men as challenger(s) e.g, I, Haywhy911 Challenge DharmyYinks. I wish to woo Temmi001 too.
*On the the day of the main event the participants drop their Wooing lines on this thread. The lady being wooed comes on to make a choice based on the lines of her wooers and then announces her choice here. Everything happens live.
NO BACKGROUND STUNTS, NO BACKSTAGE PERFORMANCES. IT ALL GOES DOWN HERE AND LIVE TOO.

GUYS PLEASE NOTE
* Any lady you pick must be an active user of the forum. Don't pick a lady who hardly is online.
* If the lady picked isn't available that day, you will be auto re-sloted.
* Alloting SLOT is gonna be based on first-to-indicate.
NOTE
All stunts here can be "pushed" offline only by personal decision of both parties.
So guys, if you've got GAME, STYLE, CONFIDENCE and MAGIC in your wrist to write words capable of WINNING any lady's HEART, please declare your intentions NOW!!!

BROS, WHEN ARE WE STARTING?. !

Temmi001:
Hahahaha
LMAO!!
LOL! Omg!
You surprised why I'm laughing hard right? How won't I laugh when BOOMBAY is viewing the thread! That guy is something else. Lol. Oya drop a line and tell us how you and Ambali went to Atlanta to meet bikini girls.

Kaybeeeee:
Ion know if I can ask dis now cos of d present atmosphere (boy ar nt smiling),bT I need to ask,
Is Skates(Roller blades) allow in school campus??


cc:
Boigrammz
Khassy
Temmi001
Youngmilio2
Wheesin
MsTIQ

Sveen:
But you just asked for an accommodation?

Sveen:
Are you in ilorin, if yes; come to oke-odo.

khassy:
SURE GUY


READY YOUR TINS MAKE WE TURN ILORIN UP NEXT WEEK OOO
CC BOIGRAMMZ COME SEE SURE GUY

,EHN NO WAHALA! I GO CALL YOU IF MY FLIGHT LAND FOR ILORIN

khassy:
CHAIRMAN OF LIFE... HOW FAR NA

SHEY ILORIN STILL D USE YOU PLAY NI
JUST TALK AM AND WE GO GO BURN TAYA FOR GATE TILL DEM ADMIT YOU
YOU NO SAY AFTER YOU NA YOU

napoleonbaba:
THREAD WITH BRAIN DON'T BE A BOOMBAY

khassy:
BOOMBAY