DharmyYinks:
Boombay u aff kill me oooo...lmaooooooo

NOBODYY:




You were busy smiling You didn't realise that u'v posted the same thing twice

haywhy911:
am tryin to. Buh its easier said than done. Am waiting to see the person that will woo u

boombay:
TEMMI001,BEFORE THIS WOOING STUFF I'VE BEEN ALWAYS BEEN WANTING TO WOO YOU
I DIDN'T HAVE TO SEARCH DIFFERENT SITES FOR WOOING LIKE SVEEN DID!
THIS MESSAGE IS DIRECTLY FROM MY KIDNEY!! OH SORRY MY HEART!!




















TEMMI001,
YOU'RE THE ONLY SUGAR IN MY TEA
MY ONLY COCKROACH IN MY CUPBOARD,
MY ONLY MONKEY IN BANANA FOREST
WITHOUT YOU I'M DEAD!!
I'LL TAKE YOU TO ATLANTA, DUBAI INFACT MY FATHER'S VILLAGE!
I CAN DO ANYTHING FOR YOU I SWEAR!!!







#KISSES FROM BOOMBAY

Sveen:
My dearest Lhorla
As the dawn surfaced, thereby unleashing it's scoops of firmaments. My dilated pupils slowly parted as I crawl out from my slumber and reached for my cell. Ruminating into several pictures herein, I saw a girl dressed elegantly with a hat on her head. I was stupefied at your vivacious sleekness. My ouvre self became hovered. I have seen my Venus. I became oblivion of every other creatures on this thread, the girls precisely. You are altogether beautiful You are cheerful You are humorous You give a new definition to the word "goddess." Everything about you reeks of perpetual opulence. My love for you is intricate It throws me into colossal conundrum I've acquiesced my affection towards you You radiated my life from gloom Extirpating me from melancholy. You are my companion when I'm forlorn. Our hearts have been intertwined Never to fall apart. Our loved is unmatched, even if juxtaposed, you will still rule over my heart. I wanna cuddle in your arms every night. In our late night tryst Till wittiness creeps in. While we go all xoxo. In our lovey-dovey realms. While expressing my untainted and unmatched real love for you, accompanied by the Nightingale and mockingbirds, I wanna be your morning sun. I wanna be the guy that will love you relentlessly no matter the circumstances. I wanna be the cloth you wear, the food you eat, the one to kiss your sleepy eye. You are my river goddess, you've successfully hypnotized and charmed me to the extent that I cannot for a moment live without you. You are my lady Morgana, my magically ingrained princess. You are amazingly perfect in every way, you are ugly pretty, you make me unable to differentiate between sarcasm and paradiastole. I will wake you up with a cunnilinctus in the morning, thereby unleashing you into the great world of ecstasy, sucking away all your sorrows and replacing it with happiness and satisfaction. L- Lovely H- Happiness O- Obedient R- Righteous L- Lovable A- Affectionate. Anticipation of love makes me go gaga over you. I love you with all my heart sweetheart. Should I start jubilating that I've won over the heart of the most beautiful girl in the milky way?

haywhy911:
lol. Am sure u know why its making me smile.

lhorla:
lmao,mr sveen ooh

DharmyYinks:
SCHEDULE OF WOOING CHALLENGE

Lhorla & Sveen - 6:00pm - 6:10pm

Temmi001 & Boombay - 6:12pm - 6:22pm

Lotusflower & Sveen - 6:24pm - 6:34pm

Titidi & Boombay Vs TheMainMan - 6:34pm - 6:50pm

Mzlarem & Fawaazsanni Vs Jerryspan - 6:50pm - 7:05pm

Wooes choose d wooer and lines dat got them - 7:07pm - 7:20pm

Viewers "Like" The Wooing Lines They Think Is The Best - 7:20pm - 7:30pm

The Host & Co-Host decides tha Ultimate Winner 8:00pm


Wooers get ur lines ready!

Wooees get ur hearts set!

Viewers get ur likes alert!

Watch out has the challenge begins in 15minutes time.

No Late Coming!

Sveen:
Lotusflower
Ever since I met you I can't feel depression. I'm helplessly needless and needed to say I love you. You are a gospel of beauty You are an orthodox of Cinderella The love I have for you makes Shakespeare wanna come back to earth and rewrite Romeo and Juliet. I'm not in love with your beauty, I've never seen what you look like, I love you because of your traits, your humour, your friendly attitude, your bluntness, good manner, and righteousness. You are my quadratic equation. My perpendicular bisector. You are my Newton law of relativity. I want you to know that I've never had someone that knows me like you do And u've never had someone as good for me as you I never believed in what I couldn't see I've never opened my eyes to other possibilities But I know that something has changed I've never felt this way in my entire life And right here tonight, it feels so good to be here with you. And now I'm speaking heart to heart with you, hoping this could be the start of something new. Even if it ain't no touching and sucking, just harmless discussion Late night conversation, would that be okay I can see youre cautious and I'm careful not to scare you Please be mine my dearest. Ari ma le lo, awo pada seyin Eleyin ju ege Oniwa tutu bi adaba You are my Adama, the apple of your father's eyes, the pride of mother and the love of my life. My love for you is the greatest mystery on earth, even Sherlock died unable to solve it. So far you give me the keys of your heart, i'd fight hades and destroy the gorgon medusa. Venus is the goddess of love, you are my goddess of beauty. I will disregard and embattled any scientist that says or wants to prove otherwise. I will make you laugh and shout, make you wet and Hot, and make you unable to get tired of me. I will tattoo your name on my dick, just for you to know I'm only yours. I am Richard Cypher, you are my confessor, I'm not seeking the stone of tears, rather, I'm seeking for the ownership of your heart. You are the statue of Mona Lisa, I am your Olympus. You are my Lotus flower. You are my hibiscus flower that radiate my existence. You make my life colorful. I will buy you a golden necklace to adorn your neck. God must really love me. He extirpated me from my melancholy and seclusion Marooned me from my spurious perverted life and blessed me with a virtuous woman. It is obvious and peculiar that if you were to be placed on a juxtaposition with every other females here, the result will be handicapped. Please accept my love and make your problem mine and vice versa. What's your say my angel?

Sveen:
You did laugh after this statement, didn't you?

lotusflower:
Looooool...... Bt y?

MzLarem:
Who wanna bet..my wooers won't show up.

NOBODYY:
In Robin Thicke's voice Love is in d air..











We wey we no get anybody to woo.. Na to dey chop popcorn & to dey Obeserve in 8D remain

NOBODYY:


Loll..Hope its not football related??
The messi-Man city ish??