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plessis:
I tell people enrique is a more sophisticated tactician than guardiola. Just that he's unlucky and hot-headed.

Enrique go beat you 3 to 4 nil, still collect 70% possession for your hand.

guy calm down. They no born erique well where guardiola dey. I be barca fan but give it to guardiola ooo. Guardiola way dey bring players from team B use win league and champions league

The greatest player to Liverpool winning this league is Guardiola's wife. Best Liverpool player should be given to Mrs Guardiola. Congratulations once again to Liverpool.

Starz825:
Guy.....

I already knew my club will lose

We are not always lucky in odd years.... except in years, we are very very good.
2013
2015
2017- exceptional, cos we were very good
2021
2023
2025

Most of our best seasons came in even years...even when we don't deserve it

2014
2016
2018
2022
2024
2026---Madrid will win trophies...next season

As Madrid dey go trophy-less this season...they won't be trophy-less next season...

I knew Barca will win some trophies this season..cos they went trophy-less last season

Madrid and Barca don't go trophy-less in 2 seasons in a row...they must collect at least 1 cup

Barca is more hungrier than Madrid this season... reverse will be the case ...next season

U are very funny. If Madrid no win league who go come win am again. The two clubs don become crowner for the league and they always share it among themselves except some years when athletics decided to spoil their party

[quote author=Kalatium post=135108060][/quote]Add Geology and Geophysics to that list. Two difficult courses but no value in Nigeria economy. If ur papa no get leg or CEO for one oil and gas, u go teach geography tire for secondary schools

GboyegaD:
Baba Olowo, how you dey?

Oga mi ur boy gentle oooo. Abeg send dollars

Money that I will make one Sunday 13hrs is even more than this. Let me say one Saturday with NHS for 12 hrs is equals that pay

Na Barca get this year champions league. I can see barca vs arsenal final

Biofil84:
Yea barca can pass to be one of the most dangerous team in europe no doubt but certainly not the most dangerous.

People keep looking down on arsenal and arterta...these guys play a kind of futbol that is not common ..in almost if not all the games they play they naturally just take over possesion and the midfield..a testament of dominance and confidence.

All the players do contribute but the heart of it is a certain Ghanian born midfielder thomas partey...even fabregas in his analysis confessed...that his level of composure, ball control is second to none irrespective of the opposition. He said he is the one responsible for the transition from defense,midfield to attack.

If arsenal play barcelona in final for example barca midfielders will be second to every ball. He is midfield maestro. Arsenal ceased midfield from Psg in paris and reduced them to ball pickers.

Hmmm i fear who nu fear Partey oooo

Definitely you have not been watching barca matches. U see the to toe arsenal no fit. Na partey u dey use compare Pedri or Gavi or Curbarsi or Dejong. Arsenal coach self no fit talk wetin u talk. Barca way beat Madrid for Bernabue 4-0. Can arsenal beat Madrid for Spain even when they were all complete not when Madrid defence are depleted through injury or suspension

Gerrard59:
Why would a former rector of a polytechnic japa in the first place only to end up in a factory?

Sometimes, I take these posts to be comical.

Those "bankers" were contract staff. Any previous permanent staff who works in a care agency must be very mad!

Dey whine. My former course mate was assistant branch manager in a very big bank in Nigeria starting with G. He already had a masters before doing another one in the UK. He was the first to join carework while I was doing factory work as a student. Baba still dey nhs dey do support. His yearly pay in Nigeria is not up to what he makes in two weeks

Liverpool can never be like city. City break record. Win league and all the cups in England.
Next season won the champions league, premiership and carabao Cup. Because their manager get personal issues Liverpool con dey flex muscle. If not for man city problem, Liverpool no go win anything.

Which stupid ops be this. I had to type I believe in one rapist/paedophile of a prophet to answer this thread.
It's not nice for Muslim ladies to be smelling like 10days corpse all because the quran says so. Hygiene is important haba. No use ur own pollute the environment. That was how one pig of a girl was farting allover the ward yesterday. I give am strict warning because u can't come and turn the whole place into ammonia lab

IAMBOSS1990:
Good game abeg, Thank you PSG. With Liverpool being the strongest team out of the way now, Madrid should go for the title again with confidence

So Barca con fry groundnut for the champions league. U think Madrid go qualify against athletic for their house. Plenty good team still dey. Barca, bayern, psg even dotmund

Omo this alvarez na beast. See solo goal. I no know who advised guardiola to sell him con use money buy China version of alvarez with bigger amount. If alvarez dey that team, man city no fit dey collect woto woto this season

Na savinho finish Man city. Very useless player. Pass ball Na primary school ball he go dey play. Dey suppose even beat them self

Omo Barca dey show Madrid say no be by buying all the classy players. See flogging twice in a space of 3months. This Madrid Na Barca wife. Any time they dey give Madrid doggy

Na my coworker bring it to the ward. God bless you Divine

BigDawsNet:
Bro, abroad is not so bed of 🌹 and it’s not always greener at their side… but I agree with you… abroad has lots of advantages than Nigeria or Africa as a whole…

One secret about japa is that if our Naira appreciates today like $1 to #100. I can tell you for fact.. many people will return back to Nigeria…

But whatever you do, if you hav a link or u get the opportunity, pls leave…

Abroad will not make you a millionaire but it will really change your destiny to something worthwhile

I really do not like to discourage or encourage anybody about Japa especially to the UK. The truth is the UK is still far better than any top in Nigeria except if U are a politician. U may start with menial jobs to pay Ur rent and bills but with time U should be able to move to bigger things. I think the problem with many Nigerians is that their expectations on Japa is too much. U can't get the money U spent in one month. U will meet difficult times but U will prevail with determination. But U see Nigeria one thing or the other will frustrate U especially the government. Government that is fast to increase fuel price but took several months to add 30k to staffs salary. If Una likes Japa if Una likes no Japa. Stay until one tears from right eyes enter left

easytig:
Na she sabi ,90 percent of whites prefer our African brilliant sunshine to the cold of Europe,if only African leaders are not utterly silly with maladministration,whites /Indians would troupe into African countries to settle,like in South Africa,Namibia.

Many people no know say oyinbo hate snow and winter pass anything until I travelled to Europe because they can't have cold beers, sit and tan their skin. Snow is just like rain but it's messy after sometime turning to mud. Many oyinbos will kill for our naija weather. Come Scotland con see as we dey recolonize them. Some dey eat eBa, jollof rice and speak pidgin for ward. The last time I told my colleagues that I was travelling to Nigeria con see as dey dey vex for me say why I no plan make we go together. Oyinbo prefer sun to winter as dey like warm place like spain

GboyegaD:
The Edo house in Dallas is a place to hang out on weekends as there are always parties. I wish her well in her tenure. Funny how I never heard of the Bini Association in Houston perhaps, it would have made living in Houston fun.

Chairman way dey jaiye. Eyan etanga baltezer

Gadafii:
When the allied forces stormed Normandy, attacking several beach heads, hit-lers commanders were not in France then, they were attending a game show somewhere else, they scrambled their ass back to the war front to stop the attack. The Allied forces had managed to deceive the nazis that the attack would be somewhere else,so the commanders relaxed a bit..but alas they were caught by surprise and had to ditch the game show and run back to the front.

Hitler had earlier captured France and it was strategic and very important to his war efforts in Europe, the liberation of France started the decimation of Nazi war machine in Europe.

Similarly, when the nazis bombed london to rubbles during the blitzkrieg, Churchill never ran away abroad , instead he was sheltered in bunkers, but he was on ground overseeing how to stop the nazis air raid.

It's foolsih to make this type of comment at a time like this, Mr okupe, I know you are trying to earn some plate of rice, but don't be foolishh at doing that

What I am trying to say is no serious commander will be lounging away abroad when his field soldiers are getting decimated or taking serious casualty, tinubu is no good commander.

If this was in real life war situation, junior soldiers would have executed him or desert their posts.

see my brother God bless you. It's like saying the father who is the head of the family can go on leave while his house is burning because according to Doyin Okupe, his wife and children are there to take care of the fire. See another degree to asslicking. Can Doyin leave his house that is burning and saying he can take a leave because his wife and children are also there. Haba Doyin Okupe! Nonsense and Tinubu!

fastseo:
I work 45 hrs and my wife work 45hrs..

There are area in UK where rents are cheap and this are off city center. And we are in winter already although i don't have to explain to you. You could believe or not believe. House rent dont increase by winter or summer. If you have a pay as you go on gas then it will increase but if u negotiate with the gas people when setting ur account let them know u are a student working on part time.. Thats what i did and they reduced my fee and its static irrespective of what i use

Take a look at the pix.....

The second one is 3 bedroom... I could take 2 bedroom and look for a single student that will pay 200 per month...

Guy we are not in the winter. Abi what part of the UK are U? This is autumn those we have been having rain in Scotland

fastseo:
Am a family man and pay 500 pounds a month. Gas and light 100 in a month. Water 30p, Internet 25.

I dont pay council tax yet just graduated.

Winter says hello. No worry by November December con dey pay 100£ and 500£ for house when it is not a council house. Are U living in the village ni. U never dey pay tax now. When U begin dey make more than 20hours U go understand why people dey calculate for UK. I used to think like U when I first graduated. I didn't know my tax code will soon change. When it changed no one tell me why UK people dey stingy.

fastseo:
Yes you pay taxes..but just a little percentage of ur earnings like on that 12p.. U could pay 1.5p as tax.

Hope that is not too much

Guy tax is not calculated that way else everyone go dey buy lambogini. U have tax holiday on 12000£ after that U will be taxed 20% of anymore money U make. If U have a second job U will be taxed from 40% or even 50%. If U earn more than 40000£ U pay 40% tax. I made 942£ this week tax was 180£ and NI was 70£. Take home was less than 700£. The more U earn the less U collect

Raxxye:
I'm over 40 and I'm confused like this on the same matter!

anybody can apply for university degree abroad provided U have enough funds to take care of it. I am talking from experience

nairavsdollars:
Unserious people. We are talking about hardship and hunger. They are talking about national anthem. Who national anthem epp

Who dey even sing the new national anthem way behind like funeral song. I rather sing jalumo jalolo than sing the Nigeria we hail thee.
Nonsense and Tinubu

Factcheck0001:
borrow money to travel out?

U are talking about millions here now, someone who no Sabi how e go pay 120k house rent, how do u expect him to get millions to travel?

I said I would have advised he travel out because no business can survive Tpain economic policies but the money is fucking much now. I wish he can see a miracle take him out of Nigeria to UK or USA.

Factcheck0001:
na Ibadan him dey


U can mention me on a dead thread, I don't want to release his details here cos I didn't inform him before posting this n u know I don't want it to b like I carry him matter for head

So anything anyone drops here I can tell him like I have d idea directly so he won't feel bad

Being there done that! It was worse for teacher's to survive during buhari era and terrible during Tpain time. During my time I do take after-school lessons but those one self no fit solve 90% of my money issue. Let him get after school lesson or would have advised he borrowed money and travel out. Anyone in Nigeria who is not a politician is variably struggling and no business will survive too.

Tokskob2008:
More than 80% of Nigerian teachers are underpaid, teaching in Nigeria is more or less slavery.

My former proprietor goes to the club and bars almost every day to flex but when it's time to pay his staffs salary he will start speaking in parables about how people should be able to sacrifice and endure whatever one is going through. Complete mad man!!

Walahi teachers are suffering well well for Nigeria. My greatest regret was teaching during my productive years. Na so one idiot principal asked me to take physics, chemistry, biology , mathematics and further maths for year 2008 that they will pay me 11k . The idiot said he pays his principal 12k. Na so I curse am. 12k that is not up to my hour pay. God punish poverty

Denalarian:
Beating him wasn't supposed to be a wise solution or treath.. my own solution is to lock him up in a private room for 2 months with constant food and water to detox, then rehab should follow.. cos what ice can not do doesn't exist, it's like a god that's worshipped violently and blesses its worshippers with abnormalities!..

Locking him up with food and water without
Medication will make him mad quickly. It's not about locking him up and not allowing him access to the drugs but also making sure his body is detoxifying from the drugs by giving him required medication. I work in mental health hospitals and I know that patients who refuses medication are usually worse off than when they take the hard drug self because without proper medication they won't even eat the food or drink the water hence they tends to be worse off. Get Ur brother to a mental health facility asap @ops

Open lemfi account. It's very easy

That is where I grew up. One day one drama. Borrowing of anything from water, toothpaste, salt etc unlimited. I sabi peep when bro Tope dey bang sister Toyin. Papa and Mama play self dey. How I miss Agege. One house dey in front of our house with 18 tenants. We call the house Wazobia because Ibo, youruba and Hausa tenants dey Dia. Na Bata wahala we dey call the house. No day without fight. When we eventually moved to our own house, the house boring die. I go still enter every Friday go play with my hommies. When I enter Naija I must touch Agege

EmmyMaestro:
Leverkusen star, Victor Boniface resorts to manual labour due to ‘delayed pay’

Super Eagles and Bayer Leverkusen forward, Victor Boniface, has left Nigerians reeling with laughter on social media after he started doing manual labour.

He jokingly stated that the Bundesliga club was yet to pay him his salary this month, so he had to go to the site and hustle for his ‘urgent 2k’.

Boniface shared a photo of himself clearing the leaves at a location abroad while dressed as a labourer.

The 23-year-old footballer captioned the post; “As levekusen never drop raba. Me don enter site go hustle for my urgent 2k.”

My friend, Victor Boniface will want to whine you but no panic. You way u fit buy the whole ShopRite without going bankrupt con dey lie to us say u dey find urgent 2k