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Silentgroper:
Those caucs looks fat ... They're suppose to be hunked..

This kain fat dudes never handle you before,,,na’im mek

Lanretoye:
have you tried wireless charger?,if not charging still you can bring your phone to our office at zatfix.the solution is here.

Hello sir
Yesterday, i noticed that whenever i plug in my iPhone XS to charge and leave it, it automatically switches off.

If i unplug it, it’ll turn back on.


If am using it while plugged in, it’ll be charging.

What could be the issue

Naijagoodman:
Iwobi Iwobi Iwobi, what you did today remains to be explained

Which Iwobi are you actually calling out,,
Hope it’s your street Iwobi for monkey post shaa..


Cos the Iwobi that played against South Africa had a excellent game, infact let’s take away the wayward shots he had, he was by far the only creative spark in that team,,followed by lookman.

Y’all should blame moffi for that useless dribble he attempted

YoungLionken:
I don't know why I find this strangely funny ..

I know because it has to do with the Whites now, so a lot of you would type the usual gibberish. Let me quickly remind you of what these so called Caucasians did to our forefathers in the name of slavery. Till date, our artifacts are everywhere in their museums. The royalty in England is supreme, but when they came, they placed our royalties under their government (even below a local government chairman). To that effect, we see how governors are trying to mess with our royal fathers; a nonsensical misbehaviour they (governors) won't try with the throne of England for any reason..

How much is $5million, when compared to their atrocities against us (do you know how much their companies like chevron, shell, to mention a few are milking from south south, leaving the inhabitants with water and air pollution?) Abegi ...

Oyel ya head mi boss..

E jus de baffle me how some brainless chaps 4 here go jus dey open mouth waaaaaa over this little issue.

If they know how white poeple tek dey press blacks down, dem 4 de hail this boiz.


Those gees did the lord’s work, man!!

Typing:
Those Towns still fine pass;
Awka,
Aba,
Umuahia,
Onitsha
and Enugu.

I know this cause I've been to all these Towns I mentioned

You can always entertain yourself with lies,,stop deceiving the gullibles.

masui:
Why is the game fixed in Abidjan?

Benin nor geh better stadium to host CAF/FIFA official games…na’im mek

2yrs sir

150-200k is super realistic

Anything below is wicked..

fairheart:
Sure, you can always message me.

09049175649

Please here’s my WhatsApp line.

I’ll be standing by for your message.

Thanks for your response sir

Bhorbymills:
Buy a bitcoin mining machine and start making additional money every second ✅✅✅

Ajeh!!

Better oyel dey ya head boss

bouncin04:
The first paragraph in the write up got me laughing af , TF !! Nigga risked it all just to handle some boobs must be and escape back into the night ,

Lmao ✋🏾😂🤚🏾

But that’s super weird

Barbiturate:
35k

32 pages?

Barbiturate:
I got my passport today at Alausa. I've been checking it on the website after I captured about 2 months ago.......March 13 precisely. I checked online on Monday and saw that it has been issued/printed.

Got to Alausa passport office at exactly 2:09pm. The lady at the collection said it's late already. That they stop collecting papers by 2pm. I begged her and told her I came from a very far place but she refused. So I went out and met one male officer(good Samaritan) I pleaded and he just collected the paper and told me to wait. I didn't even wait up to 10 mins. He came out and gave me my passport. Thanked him so well and left

How much did it cost, sir?

fairheart:
This is from one my old posts. I hope it helps someone!

The rules still apply. Every student still have a chance, even after 2-7 denials. Even after 10 refusals!!! Yes! I keep saying it: I know more than 4 students who got their visas after 4 denials respectively (the 5th time). I got mine after 9 attempts! One of my closest friends, 8th attempt!

Why so many denials if they were to be granted eventually? I have no idea. I also know several students who got it first appearance. I once tried to look at the determining factors between these two groups, and I can't find much. The first-time student appear calm, confident, and did not have occupied fear of denials, no travel experience either. One of them is a close friend. Victor is a simple guy; he doesn't worry or carry things for head. He is a good example of calmness. On his interview day, he behaved as though he is unaware that US embassy denials a lot. He took himself there and got it. (of course, there are other factors).

I have learned that we can't achieve much in this life if we are not confident and calm in our pursuit. So, I want to encourage prospective students. Learn these qualities as you prepare for your interview and in other areas of your endeavours: confidence, ability to be calm under pressure (this doesn't come easily except it's in your gene to take things lightly. For me, it is difficult experiences that taught me calmness, and I am still learning).
Please don't picture yourself in another student's scenario. Someone has been denied, but it is not you. Have faith and keep calm.
You need to find it within yourself to believe that your case is different. And even when you're denied, keep believing.

You want to leave Nigeria and never have anything to do with this country again? You don't like it here, and you want to go as fast as you can? Well, change that perspective. No carry America education for head. It will happen, but let it not be do or die, or else, you will put yourself under unnecessary pressure and it will not help.

I am just looking for avenue to encourage you guys.

Hello,
Please I’ll like you to assist me with guidelines on how to process my visa.

Everything else is already on ground,
just remaining the visa processes,

Please i would love to be under your tutelage, how do i private message you?🙏🏾

rsogbuyi:
I’ve created the group.
You can quote this message with your number or send it as a mail. I’ll add you ASAP. I don’t want to drop the link here cos of possible spammers

+234 9049175649

TOPCRUISE:
1) And don't keep your bags and phones with those boys at the entrance of the embassy. They will charge you N4000 to N10000 for upkeep of your property. Those boys will disabuse your mind that you won't be allowed to enter the embassy with your possession. NOTE: There is a place at the waiting room before they screen you where you can keep your possessions without charge, though at owners discretion where embassy will not be liable for any loss.

2) Don't allow anyone who cleverly approach you saying he wants to help you sort out and arrange your documents. He or she will charge you heavily afterwards. The embassy staffs will sort it out for you during screening without charge.

3) Also ensure you print your documents and make everything available because business centres there bill crazily and charge madly. They charge you a printed page of a document for N500 to N1000 or more.

Senior man,,
I’ll like to have a conversation with you on WhatsApp,

I need a step by step assistance concerning my visa application.

Please can i have a little bit of your time?🙏🏾

Mine NOTCOIN, he say na HEADCOIN better for am😂

Antlion

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I just saw Belinda Effah deliver food for Ubereats to someone that works in my facility here in the USA…

I was so shocked…

This is a Nigerian celebrity, y’all…[/color]

My celebrity crush 😻 🥲

Saviourk:
Who's he?
I don't know him?

Fabrizio Romano! A celebrity football journalist

Fat bank account 🥲

Forget dat 1 jhareh✋🏾😂🤚🏾

Sharpsharp00123:
so the foolish u still want to blame government for someone who embarked on a stupid journey despite all awareness all over the country

U people will do stupid things n blame d government, so na today people begin travel through Libya route?

Go to travel section n u will realize that as far back as 99 people have been traveling n they shared different experiences

But ur own is to blame government even when u do stupid things

The government is baaad enough and that’s why there’s mass exodus of poeple leaving their homes for harsh foreign lands..

And yesss!,the government is to be blamed and held accountable.

Bro…stop talking down on ya self.

You’re not ugly,,that’s certain!

You only need to beef up your bag 💰..and Jeon will come tripping all over you!🤩

allen113:
How true is this picture below please? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Make nobody mention me ooh, I no go reply 😂😂😂😂

Super accurate!😂..


C’mon citehhh

NEVER

LOVEALAIGBO:
Akin to a daft and selfish father with hungry kids at home who lack school fees to return to school. Then one day Dad comes home with a new set of threads and a silly look on his face! And when he's asked by his long-suffering wifey to explain himself, he says he has to look good to project the family in a 'positive light' to the neighbours! You couldn't make it up!


PS- For those who don't get the analogy, i'm alluding to the stupidity of going on a flight of fancy....ie, building a multi-billion dollar coastal road when decrepit and dangerously failed roads exist all over the country!

Too much ‘oyel’ dey ya head, senior

BabbanBura:
But PO has being telling you guys the solutions nah, why asking you here?

1. Production production production. You gat to produce for home and export. So Bulabu needs to mobilise the country to production be it farming, be it industries (manufacturing), be it human labour (capital). The above will reduce imports and therefore fx demands. Excess will improve fx supply. To achieve this, he needs to fix the security and roads

2. Improve exports - be it out solid minerals, oil and gas, agro and allied products, electricity, human capital (manpower, skills etc)

3. Prosecute the past and current thieves, recover funds stashed abroad and home, make them face jail term.

4. Continue to deal with speculators, bank chiefs that aid the politicians to launder funds, the BDCs that move money around for terrorism and other vices

These are arranged in order of impacts and priority. Buy Bulabu is only tackling number 4 and you all are clapping for him. Now that the effect if 4 has worn out, naira is slumping again

Comrade better oyel full ya head and that of our lovely PO.

Those old cargoes has no clue and grit required to smoothly operate this now rickety car called ‘Nigeria’

Hez143:
shey na Ibadan be this shebi dem say na brown roof dey Ibadan
God bless GSM

E still nor fine…going by all the hype

MichealOlajide:
imma lock out
thanks boss😎🤝

You already know d matter!🤝

Bro fashi dat gal…

She’ll serve you breakfast on a bigger platter if you flaunt this advices and still go on after her…

Or better still, lock out your emotions and deal ruthlessly with that toto,get well fed on it and look for another game 😉