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Ur husband has been abandoned since 17BC...u better start preparing cos he might abandon u also,and leaves for Otuoke...
IamBOWALEY

*The Singer: there's this okada rider that works along Isawo road...the man know all Ebernezer Obey records off heart,always singing whenever he's riding his Okada...u go dey listen to any Obey's song when u board his bike....
*Mr Speedo-meter: a.k.a King Of The Road - always riding very fast like the road belongs to only him...
*The Abusers- abuses any vehicle or other means of transport that doesnt keep to their lanes...always beefing women that drives...

There's this thin man that got married to a very fat woman...they do quarrel on daily bases but not to the stage of engaging in physical combat before their neighbours interferes. One thursday afternoon,an arguement ensued between then,they were shouting at themselves,threating to kill each other. The landlord and some neighbours tried getting in,but the door was locked. Suddenly we heard a cry and groan of the man shouting for help,the woman has hit the man with turning stick(orogun) on the head and he felled down,and she started hitting the turning stick on his two elbows and knees till she break the four joints,the man couldnt raise his hands and legs again...na so e clear for her eyes come dey shout for help come open door....d man used more than 6months for hospital

imsuboi:
school 2?

Rumuomasi?

d bad ones are the school 2 students...dey don attend classes,smokes and bully the other students...their base is d bush,abandoned classes...MSGS Ikorodu '12...

Bawo ni orekelewa...
Awelewa obinrin... Oniruuru eye lowa,sugbon kosi eyi to daa to lewa to ti Okin...
Okin lo rewa ju laarin eye,be naa ni ewa tie na se ri si ti awon obinrin ti mon ti npade lateyin wa...
Eyin enu re ni ndami lorun,pele oju re se regi regi...
Ibadi re wu mii...
Owumi pupo gaan lobinrin ni,mofe fi e se aya,mofe fe o nisu loka,mofe gbe o niyawo...

Just passing by

Bobbysworld28:
Proof pls, not sentiments. I will concede to u if u can sustantiate ur claim

what club do u support pls

Bobbysworld28:
I beg to disagree. Chelsea players also foul others without reprimand. There is no campaign againt Chelsea

but Chelsea players have been fouled countless times than any other EPL player,Hazard as an example.. And in most cases been suspended than their opponents.

Bobbysworld28:
Honestly, I dont know. Wht I knw for sure is dt technology is needed to help refs.
Mourinho is too fond of crying wolf so I dont take his words serious

lol...thats part of the job...should he continue to suffer in silent? He be have no choice than to shout to the whole world to hear him... For instance look at the leg breaking tackle on Matic by Burnley FC Barnes whose reaction lead to his dismissal,the usual rough tackles on Eden Hazard by defenders,without been issued a card... Put yourself in the manager's shoe... There's a campaign against CFC...

Bobbysworld28:
He is a fraud in always claiming dt everyone is against him

lol...to be sincere,dont u think referees and the English FA are bias towards Chelsea Fc?

Bobbysworld28:
Mourinho is a fraud. Like most Chelsea fans.
The quality of officiating has been admittedly poor but then is no gang up

Mourinho is a fraud! In what way pls?

I can wash it as long as there isnt underwear there...

Rip Bro...may ur soul rest in perfect peace...

I haven't seen any of this sign...Hoes ain't loyal...dt girl is a SUCKER...
IamBOWALEY

Our mates from the next street use to bully the young ones in our street...we decided to put an end to it...
We wore biscuits cartons as armour and armed ourselves with rubber band and folded tiny paper,we started firing at anyone we saw... We were reported to our Chairman,we received the beating me our lives....

Midehi:
I was vry stubborn wen i ws young, tank God i av changed,d coolest babe now..

i remember i wanted to burn down my dad's house by pouring kerosene on d wall & striking a match stick bt it dint work for me.

i remember i lifted a grinding stone from upstairs & threw it down to meet my elder sister bt she dodged it.

i remember in sec sch,ders this economics teacher (male) who alwys come to d class & cross his one leg on my locker cos am alwys sittin @ d front class...ds particular day as d class captain announced dat d economic teacher is coming, i quickly raise a nail by d side of my locker which i know he will dfinatly hang his one leg...luckily for me he came & hang his leg,i ws dsapointed it dint pierce him bt wat got everybody in d class laughing was wen he was through & about leavin,as he wnted to drop his leg,d nail hanged on his trouser & tour it badly,he ws really embarrased all through dat day in school dou he went home to change his trouser..so snc den he neva hang his leg on my locker.

alot...but av to stop here...

chai...u wicked on be small...lol

Chelsea pls just a goal and everything will be right...
#cfc all the way...
IamBOWALEY

pussypounder:
I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

guilty of this OP....unknown to us,they just bought a dog,we got to the door and pressed the bell,someone answered...we began running,the dog barked and came after us....Na God save us that day....

Our defenders keep showing their worth day by day...
#cfc all the way...

binie:
Big time 419

abi ooo...none of the officials even saw him...

Luiz is a fraudster...y did he do that

Our defenders are working...
Terry > Cahill > Ivanovic....
Likes for our defenders :*:*:*
IamBOWALEY

See as Lavezzi just fall...effect of thunderbolt...

Goooooaaaaalllll Ivanovic....

Thunder fire ur left eye E.Cavani

Nice save Courtois
IamBOWALEY

Glad we still have some faithful girls...i
IamBOWALEY

#cfc all the way...show them ur true colour...
Chelsea 3 vs 1 PSG
IamBOWALEY