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Zumarocket: postinor2 sure pass

U don try am b4

Zumarocket: postinor2 sure pass

u don try am b4

pls dude...i wrote unibadan post utme 2013,i didnt make the merit list,pls do you have any idea if there will be a second list

Tolexander: Na when e go join nairaland?

Maybe on the judgement day

[quote author=Sarah a]thank bros, imagine some one asking me which be my own?

No mind am jare...

If a girl writes something like to me,and she has all a man looks for in a woman,I swear I will make her dream come true.....
Love ur courage

maclatunji: An examination is not a group study session, stop cheating in exams.

SCANNING

akraym: [size=28pt]PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN[/size]

google search:-D

Shit happens
A girl once insulted me some months on 2go(yabatech room)....she called me all sort of names,later on some people settled it for us.I later sent friend request to her,she accepted and we became friends...
I went for yabatech p.utme this year...we were not arranged accordingly,everybody just sat anywhere they found it was comfortable for them,I sat beside my sister,the invigilator entered the hall and started sharing the question papers,the exam started,as we were writting the exam,someone whistled behind me,I turned back and behold it was the girl who insulted me online,she became ashamed instantly,i asked what happened and she told me to help her with some question,i gave her the answers to the question...After the exam,she thanked me and begged me,that she was sorry for everything that happened,then I adviced her to change her way...Let just try to take things easy,we might come across each other in future.

@Daniluv...ok.accountancy only right?... Pls aside unibadan,is there any other fed,Univ...In oyo state

Pls can someone list the commercial class courses Lautech offers

I think its high time you resume ASUU...pleading on behalf of my friend...the guy no fit spell PATIENCE again

tbmas: Life is sich, just cnt help laughing

LOL

SELENAqueensy: Not funny...... Sounds like children joke corner

hmmm maybe

I attended one church service,one wednesday evening.The service was A WAKE KEEPING of the departed elder of the church.All invitees and members of the church came to the venue from their different places of works,so they haven't got the hymn books in their hands,except the presiding pastor and one elder.
They however decide between themselves that the pastor should announce the hymn number and give them the tune while the elders dictated to their hearing.And it went thus;
PASTOR : My dearest brethen,we shall now start the service by singing hymn number 555...
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA
LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA
LA LA LA LA LA LAAA
Instead of the elder to start dictating,he was busy checking out all the pockets he had on him,including his small handbag.He was looking for his eyeglasses but he couldn't find it.
In order not to embarrass the waiting congregation and the pastor,the old man quickly turn to a page of the hymn book to read with the ordinary eyes,
My people,this man could not see any thing to read,and forgetting the people will respond to anything he says,he was suprised and talked loudly to himself;
THE OLD MAN : My eyes are bad,I cannot see
But the people just started singing
THE CONGREGATION : My eyes are bad,I cannot see
THE OLD MAN : (suprised) I lost my eyeglasses
THE CONGREGATION : I lost my eyeglasses
THE OLD MAN : You fools,You fools,why are you singing?
THE CONGREGATION : You fools,You fools,why are you singing?
THE OLD MAN : I misplace my glasses
THE CONGREGATION : I misplace my glasses
THE OLD MAN : (suprised) What is going on,are you okay?
THE CONGREGATION : What is going on,are you okay?
THE OLD MAN : Don't you understand me?
THE CONGREGATION : Don't you understand me?
THE OLD MAN : (suprised) I said I lost my spectacles
THE CONGREGATION : I said I lost my spectacles
THE OLD MAN : You are singing rubbish
THE CONGREGATION : You are singing rubbish
THE OLD MAN : (startled) This is nothing but total mess
THE CONGREGATION : This is nothing but total mess
THE OLD MAN : Something is wrong somewhere
THE CONGREGATION : Something is wrong somewhere
THE OLD MAN : But please try to understand me
THE CONGREGATION : But please try to understand me
THE OLD MAN : This is a dilemma
THE CONGREGATION : This is a dilemma
THE OLD MAN : Everything is under alarm
THE CONGREGATION : (In a rising tone) Everything is under alarm
THE OLD MAN : There is no cause for control
THE CONGREGATION : (In a rising tone) There is no cause for control
Then the old man turned to the pastor
THE OLD MAN : (With a big grin) My pastor! See me see trouble
THE CONGREGATION : My pastor! See me see trouble
THE OLD MAN : Satan don take over
THE CONGREGATION : Satan don take over
THE OLD MAN : (Angry) BULLSHIT
THE CONGREGATION : (laying emphasis on the word) BUULLSHIIITT

Nigeria 2 vs 1 Argentina
Nigeria 3 vs 1 Bosnia
Nigeria 4 vs 0 Iran

Nigeria 9
Argentina 6
Iran 0
Bosnia 3

Emmanuel Amunike should be arrested....he slapped the boy's America agent...he said the man came to take what belongs to Nigerians...I also think,the boy might decide to go into hidden for sometimes,because of the threats Amunike said to him

[quote author=ehmasjet]This is a corporate beggar who has been on it for so many years now and has made ikorodu road his business unit.so i decided to take his snapshot for nl today not for him to be mocked but for us to share our experiences with due respect to him.


Yes i do see him on ikorodu road every morning...he dress smartly...his shirt and trouser iron,he knots a tie too, with well polish shoes,he claim to be blind...but some people dont think so,because he crosses the road anytime anyday