I attended one church service,one wednesday evening.The service was A WAKE KEEPING of the departed elder of the church.All invitees and members of the church came to the venue from their different places of works,so they haven't got the hymn books in their hands,except the presiding pastor and one elder.
They however decide between themselves that the pastor should announce the hymn number and give them the tune while the elders dictated to their hearing.And it went thus;
PASTOR : My dearest brethen,we shall now start the service by singing hymn number 555...
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA
LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA
LA LA LA LA LA LAAA
Instead of the elder to start dictating,he was busy checking out all the pockets he had on him,including his small handbag.He was looking for his eyeglasses but he couldn't find it.
In order not to embarrass the waiting congregation and the pastor,the old man quickly turn to a page of the hymn book to read with the ordinary eyes,
My people,this man could not see any thing to read,and forgetting the people will respond to anything he says,he was suprised and talked loudly to himself;
THE OLD MAN : My eyes are bad,I cannot see
But the people just started singing
THE CONGREGATION : My eyes are bad,I cannot see
THE OLD MAN : (suprised) I lost my eyeglasses
THE CONGREGATION : I lost my eyeglasses
THE OLD MAN : You fools,You fools,why are you singing?
THE CONGREGATION : You fools,You fools,why are you singing?
THE OLD MAN : I misplace my glasses
THE CONGREGATION : I misplace my glasses
THE OLD MAN : (suprised) What is going on,are you okay?
THE CONGREGATION : What is going on,are you okay?
THE OLD MAN : Don't you understand me?
THE CONGREGATION : Don't you understand me?
THE OLD MAN : (suprised) I said I lost my spectacles
THE CONGREGATION : I said I lost my spectacles
THE OLD MAN : You are singing rubbish
THE CONGREGATION : You are singing rubbish
THE OLD MAN : (startled) This is nothing but total mess
THE CONGREGATION : This is nothing but total mess
THE OLD MAN : Something is wrong somewhere
THE CONGREGATION : Something is wrong somewhere
THE OLD MAN : But please try to understand me
THE CONGREGATION : But please try to understand me
THE OLD MAN : This is a dilemma
THE CONGREGATION : This is a dilemma
THE OLD MAN : Everything is under alarm
THE CONGREGATION : (In a rising tone) Everything is under alarm
THE OLD MAN : There is no cause for control
THE CONGREGATION : (In a rising tone) There is no cause for control
Then the old man turned to the pastor
THE OLD MAN : (With a big grin) My pastor! See me see trouble
THE CONGREGATION : My pastor! See me see trouble
THE OLD MAN : Satan don take over
THE CONGREGATION : Satan don take over
THE OLD MAN : (Angry) BULLSHIT
THE CONGREGATION : (laying emphasis on the word) BUULLSHIIITT

Life is sich, just cnt help laughing

Not funny...... Sounds like children joke corner

SELENAqueensy: Not funny...... Sounds like children joke corner

hmmm maybe

tbmas: Life is sich, just cnt help laughing

LOL