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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Stuns In Blue Swimsuit (photo) by BowDown: 9:02am On May 25, 2015 |
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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Stuns In Blue Swimsuit (photo) by BowDown: 8:57am On May 25, 2015 |
She apparently thinks this is sexy. The black nyash. The ugly swimming trunk. The way she put up her leg like she's receiving a good whooping from Momma The half drunk glass of champagne. I mean, why is that even there? Her boobs. Her failed efforts to pose naturally I mean, gurrllll This is trash. 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 10:42pm On May 24, 2015 |
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Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 10:38pm On May 24, 2015 |
Biebi took a breath. "I'm good, I'm okay. My name is Biebi and I'm that drunk's girlfriend." She smiled victoriously and walked into his ward. "Dee! Dee baby!" Biebi rushed over to him, ignoring his confused expression. "You don't remember me? You really don't remember me?" She paused to think hard and trickle tears from her eyes. "You can't remember me? Dafe? Baby, you've forgotten me so soon?" The Doctor walked up to her, befuddled. "Ma'am, um....what's going on here? What...what are you to him?" "I'm....his girlfriend." "Um...his girlfriend? Well, 5 minutes ago, you were complaining about him owing you money." "Well..." Biebi scratched her head, thinking of a convincing lie. "Well....Odafe is my very notorious boyfriend. I gave him some money to come down here and start a business but he squandered it on drinks and women. I mean, it's normal that I'm a little upset and want my money back. But, well, he's still my baby."And she grinned brilliantly. The Doctor folded his hands, contending on whether to believe or her not. "Miss, I hope you're not taking advantage of the situation." "Sir, really, what do I have to gain from this?" "And his parents?" "Dead." She answered promptly. "Okay. I'll send in the bill." He left. Biebi settled on the bed beside Odafe. "So...I'm your boyfriend?" Biebi forced a smile. "Yes, that is correct." "My name is Odafe?" "Yes , it's Odafe." Biebi answered, suppressing her irritation. "What does it mean?" "Um...can we fastforward to the part where you kinda owe me money and I need it back?" "Bib, is it? Help me out here, okay? I don't understand a thing. Please help me out here...you're my girlfriend....?" "1. It's Biebi. As in, Obiebi. 2. I need my money, like as soon as possible, so we can't broach that topic for too long. 3. You're Odafe, my boyfriend, orphaned and irresponsible. What's so difficult too understand?" Odafe sighed, taking in all the info. "What does Obiebi and Odafe mean?" "Well, they are Deltan names. Obiebi means 'black beauty', as you can see-" She gestured proudly at her face. "Your name, on the other hand means, a rich individual." And she grinned.' "You're a weird girlfriend." "Coming from someone who owes me up to a million, I'll let that slide." Odafe reached for his back pocket and handed a card to Biebi. "This throbbing headache won't let me read that. Tell me what it says." Biei visibly rolled her eyes. "Urgh..." She grabbed the card and went through it. "Oh my God!" Biebi gasped, seeing the name printed on the card. Mr. AbiDoye Yemi. C.E.O of Bristowe Chambers. "What's wrong?" You're fvcking rich,that's what, Biebi thought, excited. "Give me a minute, baby. I love you." She smiled, gave him a peck and walked out. "Vosa, I need you to transfer 20k into my account." Biebi spoke into the dial. "I go pay you back, triple sef. Just transfer am make I pay this hospital bill , so I go take my money bag go house. Babes I don hammerrrrrrr!" 7 Likes 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 8:25pm On May 24, 2015 |
Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 8:11pm On May 24, 2015 |
kelechiMarie: Lol, what's wrong? Neduzze5: Aw, thanks. I'm a Port Harcourt babe. But, the characters-Biebi and Vosa are Deltans. Darkrebel666: Yeah . midasbliss: That's the point. Thanks. |
Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 5:49pm On May 24, 2015 |
Webmasters / Re: New And Old Bloggers, Enter Here Let's Network by BowDown: 5:43pm On May 24, 2015 |
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Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 5:40pm On May 24, 2015 |
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Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 5:32pm On May 24, 2015 |
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Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 5:21pm On May 24, 2015 |
Rilwayne001: You're derailing my thread. 3 Likes |
Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 5:21pm On May 24, 2015 |
Queening: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Pardon me. *courtesies |
Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 1:34pm On May 24, 2015 |
For a moment, Biebi seemed speechless as she ingested the Doctor's words. "Er....Doctor, wetin.... Wetin you mean?" The Doctor sighed and reviewed his notepad. "You see, during intervals while he was semi-conscious; I tried to get some information out of him, however he seemed confused and even blubbered over and over again. He's oblivious of where he is. Hence, I did a careful evaluation and having eliminated the possibility of him having Alzheimers, I came to the conclusion that he has amnesia." Biebi glanced at the confused man on the bed, considering whether to be upset or to just stab him to death there and then. "When the amnesia go comot?" "I can't say for certain. It could take months, at most a year." "But Oga, this man dey owe me money. Mean say, I go wait for one year before I collect am?" "He owes you money? Wait, what are you to him again?" Beep Beep! "One minute" She immediately left the room to answer the phone call, relieved. "Onovosa! Why you never call me since?" "I been dey some private trips." "Ashewo," Biebi remarked, teasing. "What is worth doing is worth doing well" Vosa replied and they both laughed. "Anyways V, i get problem o" "Wetin happen? You don collect the money?" "Which money? The mumu don get amnesia." "Wetin that one mean?" The other girl asked, ignorantly. "Olodo! Amnesia na that thing wey go comot all your memory" "You know say me I no go school" Vosa retorted, casually. "Anyways, wetin that one mean? Say im don forget say una fvck last night? On top the yeye fvck, he beat you join. E don forget that one?" "Na wetin I dey talk nau. Vosa, wetin I go do? Make I run comot for here abi which one?" For a second, there was silence as the girl at the other end of the line meditated. She was Biebi's best friend, and always had her back when times were rough. If anyone could help her out now, it was Vosa. "Eh hen! I don get am" Biebi smiled, appreciatively. Vosa to the rescue. "Shebi im don forget? You go help am remember, Obiebi. You go tell am say you be im girlfriend, shey you get? Im don be mumu nau, e no go know anything. Then like that, you go take your money waka" "But, Vosa, that one na gross lie o" "Ewu! You dey fvck for money, you still come here dey form holy. God punish you! If you no get liver, come house. I go help you do am. No be only 'gross' lie. Na poverty go kill you." "Which one nau? You come dey swear on top person head again" "Do wetin I ask you jare. And when you go meet am, no go speak this your yeye pidgin. Speak that 'Americana' English wey you dey like. And act well o" "Vosa, you know I no sabi act wella" "If you sabi scream for bed even when them no dey kpansh you well, you sabi do anything." Biebi laughed, heartily. "You're stupid." Vosa chuckled. "You too dey do like virgin. Bye jare" "Thanks. Bye." She hung up, straightened her hair and got ready for her next line of action. 3 Likes |
Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 1:32pm On May 24, 2015 |
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Literature / Re: Shattered Glass by BowDown: 1:26pm On May 24, 2015 |
I can't post my story. I keep getting banned. What's wrong? Account: MzNelly. Cc. Ishilove Obinnau |
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