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10 TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK: YOU ARE NUMBER 10

Facebook is one of the most irresistible largest social media platform for life and it’s endeavours, used by every Tom, Dick and Harry. Let’s see the type of people who trend here, some you may like while some you may… OK. For the sake of fun don’t take it personal.

#1 Inspirados
Who will do anything possible to drain your megabites with quotes from books, Pastors, motivational speakers, or from anywhere, just to sound inspirational.

#2 Slay mamas/papas
Who will always tag you to rate their new clothes and how they look like, where they hangout. I sometimes get irritated with slay papas and their white glasses, pink lips, odd colours of sucks on boots. As for the slay mamas, you must see them on multicoloured weavon like Cameron flag, pics emojis, flowers and filters. A unique feature of the slay mamas is that they will always stretch out their tongues as if they want to sun it.

#3 Marketers
Who must post pictures of their electronic shops or bit coin in a group meant for relationship. They can abuse your mb with sex doll pictures or pictures of hard drugs.

#4 Confused
Who will always ask nonsense questions like, “my sister’s husband is asking me out. Should I accept? No oh, marry him.

#5 Endtime Fanatics
Who don’t know the color of the Bible but must post anything God related without confirming the truth. The most annoying is those eighteenth century heaven and hell messages they always recycle.

#6 Sex Counsellors
Who are mainly guys, who “claim” to be masters of sex by posting highly explicit content and dirty imaginations and how best to make love. All they post ends in the room. Somebody say God forbid! My eye shall not behold iniquity.

#7 Mr. Horrible
Who has a horrible profile picture taken with Nokia torch. They are never active and smart but will be the first to send you a friend request.

#8 Wild Girls
Who have lost some nuts in their cupboard or are they G-boys (cyberthieves) trying to fornicate with our conscience. They spread their nudity like wildfire. They are proud pornstars.

#9 Intelligent Weirdos
Who only post once in a blue moon with this annoying reason, “I want to keep my personal life away from Facebook. Who send you come facebook?”.

#10 You
We always have your type on facebook. Don’t even deny it. Lols.

I wrote about only 10 of your 4,999 Facebook friends, so feel free to add more on the comment box.
I love you sha– a quote by one Nembe boy.


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MISEDUCATIONS:
she's turning you down becoz she knows you'll bore her to death as her BF.i wont be amazed if she comes pregnant for some heathen. church girls find church guys boring and "i see you as my brother" is the standard excuse they use.if you date your relationship will make her wanna kill herself. she needs excitement. and you look like you respect her too much to give her that; bu calling her "angel" etc.
she's for the Badboys this one.

But why are they like that? What if the guy is the waz up type that just wants to follow protocol.

austyn0:
"she has pressed my mumu button that I no longer concentrate in bible studies" I imagined myself in your shoes and I have to confess, I laughed so hard....

I would have loved to tell you the story of my first love cause it's kinda similar to yours buh you have already made a move which according to certain specifications and ramifications is wrong... If you hadn't told her how you felt the tempo would have been more easy to dictate....

Just assign yourself into finding her achilles heel and take advantage of the situation.

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HOW TO TOAST A CHURCH GIRL

Posting this topic may make some people think I’m a relationship guru, or what do I even know, after all am just a filmmaker with a big mouth. But believe me you, I may be just naive as you think when it comes to relationship affairs, but let me speak for some of our Spiro brothers who wants to go into a SERIOUS relationship but may find it very difficult to toast a sister in a godly way (if there’s any godly way. Toasting is toasting).
Every character used in this post is fictional and not fictional.
I have been privileged to serve at a campus fellowship as an executive, where I had a lot of girls calling me Papa. A lot of them are beautiful but there’s this one gorgeous dropping angel, who may separate a man’s spirit from his soul. I tried telling her how I feel about her but she wouldn’t take it serious because she sees me as one spiritual figure who doesn’t have emotions. We tried getting along, being close as friends but nothing come out. I took her out one day, bought her a dress just to hear her say, “thank you Papa.” Who’s your Papa? Stop seeing me as a Papa and face reality but she wouldn’t listen. She can attest to the fact that she loves me so much but as a Papa and has refused to see the man in me, but only the God in me. I have virtually done all I can to convince her that I love her and wants something serious but she gives me this careless excuse. To be sincere, she’s has pressed my mumu button that I don’t use to concentrate in bible studies anymore.

Sometimes I pray she shouldn’t be around in services so I would stop looking at her, but look unto Jesus, the Author and Finisher of my faith wey bring me come church. I am tired of making her believe me. I am tired of telling her spiritual things since the spiritual things don spoil things for me. Don’t be quick to judge me now, this is the story of many church brothers.
So, brethren, help a brother who’s ready to marry suggest how best he can win this kind of girl. Sisters you are free to suggest too…but don’t tell me she’s not the one for me � ��

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HOW TO TOAST A CHURCH GIRL

Posting this topic may make some people think I’m a relationship guru, or what do I even know, after all am just a filmmaker with a big mouth. But believe me you, I may be just naive as you think when it comes to relationship affairs, but let me speak for some of our Spiro brothers who wants to go into a SERIOUS relationship but may find it very difficult to toast a sister in a godly way (if there’s any godly way. Toasting is toasting).
Every character used in this post is fictional and not fictional.
I have been privileged to serve at a campus fellowship as an executive, where I had a lot of girls calling me Papa. A lot of them are beautiful but there’s this one gorgeous dropping angel, who may separate a man’s spirit from his soul. I tried telling her how I feel about her but she wouldn’t take it serious because she sees me as one spiritual figure who doesn’t have emotions. We tried getting along, being close as friends but nothing come out. I took her out one day, bought her a dress just to hear her say, “thank you Papa.” Who’s your Papa? Stop seeing me as a Papa and face reality but she wouldn’t listen. She can attest to the fact that she loves me so much but as a Papa and has refused to see the man in me, but only the God in me. I have virtually done all I can to convince her that I love her and wants something serious but she gives me this careless excuse. To be sincere, she’s has pressed my mumu button that I don’t use to concentrate in bible studies anymore.

Sometimes I pray she shouldn’t be around in services so I would stop looking at her, but look unto Jesus, the Author and Finisher of my faith wey bring me come church. I am tired of making her believe me. I am tired of telling her spiritual things since the spiritual things don spoil things for me. Don’t be quick to judge me now, this is the story of many church brothers.
So, brethren, help a brother who’s ready to marry suggest how best he can win this kind of girl. Sisters you are free to suggest too…but don’t tell me she’s not the one for me

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The Bayelsa Entertainment Industry: An Observer’s Perspective

When I was thinking about this topic, the first thought I heed to was: What if the reader skips this topic, or wonders if, there is any entertainment industry in Bayelsa. My friend, there is!♥♥
So far as every state has some people that can make noise like NDU Theatre students, or have an elderly man that can mumu like Geebonz or people that can sing from their predicament like Jovin (Oguaja), or people that are fine like my friend that loosed in 4 pageantry events out of 3, then we can conclude that, there is an entertainment industry.
Bayelsa as a State was founded on 1st October, 1996, by one General that people don’t like to talk about. By that time, I was a 1 year and 27 days old. I senior Bayelsa! Fast-forward to the 2000’s. Bayelsa State is very rich in human resources that awaits harnessing maybe after the oil is gone. A lot of irrelevant things have held rising stars from “blowing.” A reason could be that, almost all rich men in the State wants to own an hotel (for Wabu mission) or own a school (where people cannot even pay school fees sef) than sponsoring people. Ok!
Just like every other industry, the Bayelsa entertainment ship needs a structure to sail on. At the time of writing, the State doesn’t have an appreciated structure owing to many vital but invisible factors such as mentality, leadership, content, finance amongst other factors which we would discuss in the cause of this class. See me o, I’m sounding like one NDU lecturer.
1) MENTALITY
For every sector of the economy to grow, their must be key players that are willing to initiate some muddy steps that will certainly link to the golden pinnacle. Every destination starts with a mind journey. Wait first, before you think I’m speaking too much English. Ask yourself, what is the average mind set of a Bayelsan entertainer (musicians, comedians, models, actors, dancers, filmmakers). OK, let me tell you from my 6 years experience. Now, very few entertainers have significant reasons for doing what they do. I’m not a judge though, but if we should analyze this, every entertainer delved into the his/her career because;
They are passionate.
They love what they do.
They want to build a life and family, live lavishly.
They want to impart people with their contents.
But that’s not always the case. If you doubt me, then ask some Bayelsan entertainers: why they do what they do? You will get some funny replies like:
Musician: “Oboi, you know the matter, na the fame and money we dey find.
Man gats be Baba for the girls.
Man gats hold the rabas to silent some people.”
Filmmakers: “I want to be like (they will mention one Alaba Producer).
As a director, na to collect ur 3 points
I don tire for my family.”
Comedians: “I love comedy. I want to be like Mr. Ibu (and you be stand up comedian).”
Your village people are in Azikoro eating ur brain.
First of all, our motives and desires must be clearly defined if we want things to work out. Many of us don’t believe in structure, order and drawing a road map to success. Let me ask, if our minds are not rightly positioned as per what we truly want or need, or gifted to do, where do we start? It’s very possible to change the Bayelsa entertainment scene if we shift our mindsets from mediocrity to excellence. Some body shout Hallelujah!
Some Areas where we need to change our mindsets
• Government will never support you until you support yourself.
• Your ancestor is a commissioner doesn’t mean your music must “blow” in government house.
• Your name may be the problem: Just imagine that your goal is to be like Tom Cruise and we will start hearing names like Bayelsa Tom Cruise. God forgive the Producer that will feature you in his movie because it’s obvious you want his movie to end in Bayelsa. My brother change your ways.
• Change your satisfaction level from that your one song that is playing in car wash and that radio station. Compete with you and be a better you.
• Read, develop your skills: don’t end at copying Davido’s voice, after all Wizkid don’t even like the voice.

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Entertainment Rats: You may be a victim
First of all, introduction! Have you noticed how some people will not just allow your ears to rest with celebrity stories? They often say things like, “2baba was my classmate,” Mikel Obi use to pick ogbono in Enugu, Goodluck Jonathan was my lecturer, and so on. Sometimes, when I hear this things, e dey weak me. I’m pissed off with some set of folks that like claiming some rights or level of closeness to celebrities. Can we ask them, who ur celebrity epp? This type of people are distributed all around Nigeria like Yale bread, but let’s visit just 3 of them.

Type 1 Rats: Upcoming Artiste

Ghenghen! Some local artiste will not just focus on how they can improve themselves but rather contribute to discussion that don’t even concern them. It’s always annoying when I see upcoming artiste that don’t know the road from Yenagoa to Lagos claiming to be close to Banky W. One of them will say things like, “Banky my man!” (since when?) got married to Adesua in South Africa. I was there to witness everything. He will then now extend his foolishness to claim how he use to produce beats for Banky and how Banky respects him and yet I have not seen him in any of Banky’s videos. If you allow him to talk more, he can tell you that Banky’s parlour is painted white tiger stripes, his favourite drink is Pepsi or Kunu. He may further his lying ministry to tell you how Banky carried him in his car to stroll around Lagos to visit Tuface, Patoranking, Wizkid (sori for the last name, it’s not intentional). My brother wake up! So you visited all these people with Banky and you didn’t think of playing your song to them, at least sell yourself small. Chai, is like you are still rehearsing with your destiny.

Type 2 Rats: Diehard fanatics

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BB NAIJA VS 2019 ELECTIONS
It's interesting to note that Nigerians still believe their votes count in something other than politics. We deserve some accolades! This was demonstrated by the massive turn around in casting over 170 million votes in the just concluded reality TV show, Big Brother Naija, 2018 (Double Wahala). Although votes may have been from less than 170 million people but it's still striking and overwhelming that a country with over 80 million internet users generated 170, 000, 000 votes JUST to make their favourite housemates the winners of the show.
As an anti lazy Nigerian youth, I want to plead with Nigerians in same BB Naija spirit to come out in mass, come 2019, to vote the right Presidential and Governorship aspirants, believing that this time our votes will count. I know if Miracle was your favourite house mate, no one will ever bribe you to vote Cee C. So, if you believe in a particular aspirant, please don't sell your votes to the wrong person. A big smelling lie you shouldn't believe is that, "votes don't count." Really? If votes don't count why do some people sell it? Can a politician buy what does not count?

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The Gospel & The Mic

It may seem uninteresting to discuss a topic such as this. But, Aunty, Uncle, wait first, nothing happens without divine orchestration and that’s why Aziba (God) is involved in every affair of man even entertainment. To some, it’s very unholy to link God to entertainment, but wait first; God is the greatest personality who loves entertainment. Why?
Entertainment is any thing designed to give pleasure or relaxation to an audience. God is always pleasured in praises – entertainment to Him. One of the primary reasons man was created is to praise God. When man praises God- he does stuffs like singing, dancing, rendition, appraisals. All these are entertainment because they give God pleasure, he dwells in the realm of entertainment. God inhabits our praises. Can you phantom the indwelling of Divinity in our music, dance and renditions, it’s tempting to say that nothing excites God like entertainment.[b][/b]
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[quote author=walezon post=59319589]Ehn? Ah! Eemo re oo!!
Chai I don't hear Yoruba

Chain...I don't hear Yoruba oh!

Hmmm

Very strange; disdainful things still happen. This was not expected from any man who calls himself a Father. This is the story of one Mr. Victor who was captured praising God for the death of his son, only God knows why this great evil stemmed out from him.

Below is the video link...pathetic and shameless



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yTGq3N6d10

Very strange; disdainful things still happen. This was not expected from any man who calls himself a Father. This is the story of one Mr. Victor who was captured praising God for the death of his son, only God knows why this great evil stemmed out from him.

Below is the video link...pathetic and shameless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yTGq3N6d10

We need solutions, not problems

What has atiku got to do with the post?

See What The Recession Did to the Niger Delta
This has been a controversial movie from the day of release in the Yenagoa City of Bayelsa State, Southern Nigeria.

Message Pictures officially released the trailer of POVERTY RELOADED on YouTube.

Poverty Reloaded is an epic comedy of a poverty rated group of community folks somewhere in the Niger Delta; where the citizens are poor with dignity. Written and directed by Dick Williams Azibagir.

Featuring: Albert Buku, Emmanuel Evisi, Dick Williams Azibagir, Favour Inokoba and a host of other talented acts.

The movie was shot in Wilberforce Island, Southern Nigeria. It sets in a rural riverine community and a university campus with the effects of poverty bordering on family behaviour and nutrition, campus life with fulfilled and crazy students.

Watch out for Victor, the man with 14 children, 2 dead and 1 in his wife's womb.


Watch Trailer Below
[Poverty Reloaded Official Trailer Produced & Directed by Dick Williams Azibagir - YouTube]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f7W4voLUDJgg


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Weeping Niger Delta
Message Pictures officially released the trailer of POVERTY
RELOADED on YouTube.
Poverty Reloaded is an epic comedy of a poverty rated
group of community folks somewhere in the Niger Delta;
where the citizens are poor with dignity. Produced and
directed by Dick Williams Azibagir.
The movie was shot in Wilberforce Island, Southern
Nigeria. It sets in a rural riverine community and a
university campus. The striking effects of poverty
centres on family behaviour and nutrition, campus life
with fun triggered and crazy students.
Watch out for Victor, the man with 14 children, 2 dead
and 1 in his wife's womb.
Watch Trailer below...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzjtTjEVUrM[/quote]

The Movie that predicted the Niger Delta Economy
Message Pictures officially released the trailer of POVERTY RELOADED on YouTube. Poverty Reloaded is an epic comedy of a poverty rated group of community folks somewhere in the Niger Delta; where the citizens are poor with dignity. Produced and directed by Dick Williams Azibagir. The movie was shot in Wilberforce Island, Southern Nigeria. It sets in a rural riverine community and a university campus. The striking effects of poverty centres on family behaviour and nutrition, campus life with fun triggered and crazy students. Watch out for Victor, the man with 14 children, 2 dead and 1 in his wife's womb. Watch Trailer below...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzjtTjEVUrM