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 Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: Is This Kid Smart, Funny Or Creative? by braintext(m): 10:03am On May 06, 2015 |
Heheheh.... Very brilliant kid |
| Romance › Re: (photo) Can Nigerian Men Be This Romantic?? by braintext(m): 10:00am On May 06, 2015*. Modified: 1:39pm On May 06, 2015 |
Wtf!!!.....what's romantic there?..... I'm not sure you know the meaning of romantic 4 Likes |
| Forum Games › Re: Tricky But Fishy Question.....try Your Luck[photo] by braintext(op): 9:49am On May 06, 2015 |
Emmyk:Ar u sure |
| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by braintext(m): 9:47am On May 06, 2015 |
pauljokotagba:What do you expect from a veteran?...... I bet you wouldn't have accomplished that with energy bars 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by braintext(m): 8:30am On May 06, 2015 |
[size=18pt]Please add me to the whatsapp group[/size] |
| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by braintext(m): 8:30am On May 06, 2015 |
nuelski10:I'd love to butcher you 25times in a match what do you say to that? |
| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by braintext(m): 7:38pm On May 05, 2015 |
nuelski10:Then maybe na network |
| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by braintext(m): 7:17pm On May 05, 2015 |
nuelski10:I can't even view..... Dunno if it's from nairaland or network.... Ar u using mtn? |
| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by braintext(m): 6:25pm On May 05, 2015 |
Decided not to use pad today....
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Checkout These Hilarious Photos by braintext(op): 2:21pm On May 05, 2015 |
Hehehe you guys ar so funny |
| Fashion › Re: Photos:meet The Contestants For Miss Ait 2015 by braintext(m): 2:08pm On May 05, 2015 |
Thanks to the mods for clearing the spaces above for me to plant here  |
| Celebrities › Re: Question Of The Day......[Photo] by braintext(op): 2:07pm On May 05, 2015 |
boolet:Hehehe so you think say de guy no follow need the money? |
| Celebrities › Re: Question Of The Day......[Photo] by braintext(op): 1:59pm On May 05, 2015 |
boolet:Hehehe the guy for make sure say im no miss any |
| Forum Games › Re: Tricky But Fishy Question.....try Your Luck[photo] by braintext(op): 1:58pm On May 05, 2015 |
 just observing |
| Celebrities › Re: Question Of The Day......[Photo] by braintext(op): 9:18am On May 05, 2015 |
ginawest:You go fit withstand ham?...KO |
| Forum Games › Re: Tricky But Fishy Question.....try Your Luck[photo] by braintext(op): 9:16am On May 05, 2015 |
| Forum Games › Tricky But Fishy Question.....try Your Luck[photo] by braintext(op): 8:50am On May 05, 2015 |
You have 10 Fish, 5 drowned, 3 came back to life. How many Fish do you have?*pensive* Comment and Hit Like!
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| Celebrities › Question Of The Day......[Photo] by braintext(op): 8:43am On May 05, 2015 |
If a punch from Mayweather would earn you $10,000, How many would you like to receive?? *ROTFL*
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| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by braintext(m): 8:26am On May 05, 2015 |
pauljokotagba:Most of my friends don't like joining Party Battles |
| Celebrities › Re: Omg Nak*ed Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna And Sarah Jessica Parker At Met GALA by braintext(m): 8:22am On May 05, 2015 |
Madness!!! |
| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by braintext(m): 8:12am On May 05, 2015 |
| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by braintext(m): 12:00am On May 05, 2015 |
Promking:I think assault is better than recon 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by braintext(m): 7:45pm On May 04, 2015 |
nuelski10:Oh ok |
| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by braintext(m): 7:11pm On May 04, 2015 |
nuelski10:Do you use a controller |
| Travel › Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by braintext(op): 6:59pm On May 04, 2015 |
saxwizard:#Gives him a glass of water |
| Phones › Re: Note 3 Vs Galaxy S5 Which One Can I Go For. by braintext(m): 6:58pm On May 04, 2015 |
Carmal90:Check the current price on konga or jumia |
| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5:weapons by braintext(m): 6:58pm On May 04, 2015 |
nuelski10:Oh.....hehehe normally the accuracy of any weapon decreases the longer you shoot it....so they're just helping u  |
| Travel › Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by braintext(op): 2:55pm On May 04, 2015*. Modified: 8:13am On May 05, 2015 |
Avoid These 20 English Words When in Other Countries If you travel abroad frequently for work, or if you have an e-commerce store with customers from all over the world, it’s worth noting that there are a number of English words that, phonetically, don’t work in other countries and can lead to double entendre or unintended offence territory. Here are 20 of them to help you ensure that your communication isn’t lost in translation. France Preservative. Avoid asking about preservatives in France; you’ll probably be met with strange looks. It means ‘condom’ in France. Norway Pick. If you’re visiting Norway, don’t use the word ‘pick’. Your Norwegian colleague is unlikely to be impressed - it means ‘dick’ over there. Fitter. Does your business specialise in fitness products? Be mindful that in Norway, the word ‘fitte’ refers to a woman’s genitals. Turkey Peach. Going to Turkey? Avoid asking for a peach in the supermarket or anywhere else for that matter. It means ‘bastard’ in Turkish. Germany Gift. ‘Never look a gift horse in the mouth’, we’re told; perhaps more so in Germany where the word means ‘poison’. Latte. In Germany, latte doesn’t mean the frothy, milky concoction you get from your local Starbucks. It means ‘erect penis’ in some German quarters. Korea Salsa. Out for a Mexican in Korea? It’s probably best not to ask for salsa: it means ‘diarrhoea’ in Korean. Sweden Speed. Try not to talk about speed when in the company of others in Sweden. It means ‘fart’. Bump. If you’ve had the misfortune of a bump on your car, note that the word ‘bump’ in Swedish means ‘dump’. Speed bump. Put the above two words together and you have the phrase ‘speed bump’, which in Swedish means fart dump. Kiss. If you ask your Swedish host or hostess for a kiss, they might very well direct you to the toilets. In Swedish, the word means ‘pee’. Portugal Pay Day. If you’re in Portugal, refrain from singing with happiness that it’s ‘pay day’. No one will be impressed. In Portuguese it means “I farted”. Exquisite. Extend a compliment to your Portuguese host by describing something belonging to them as ‘exquisite’ and you might be met with askance looks: ‘esquisito’ in Portuguese means ‘weird’. Hungary Cookie. If you’re visiting Hungary, whether on business or for pleasure, avoid asking for a cookie. It means ‘small penis’ in Hungarian. [size=13pt]Japan[/size] Jerry. It’s perhaps a little late for Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, but if you’re in Japan, avoid using the word – it means ‘diarrhoea’ over there. France Bra. Do you sell luxury underwear? Whilst you and I might initially understand the word to mean a garment that covers the breasts, if you’re in France your French colleagues might think you’re selling arms. Literally. Italy Tremendous. Refrain from boasting about the tremendous prices you offer your clients. In this country, ‘tremendo’ is the word for ‘terrible’. Netherlands Bill. Asking for the bill might raise a few guffaws in the Netherlands: ‘bil’ means ‘buttocks’ there. Lager. It might confuse your Dutch colleagues if you were to ask for a ‘lager’ when having a few drinks with them after work. Lager means ‘storage’ in Dutch. Spain Cool. The word cool is too close for comfort to the Spanish word 'culo'; a crude term for 'bum'. Best avoided. SOURCE
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| Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5:weapons by braintext(m): 2:24pm On May 04, 2015 |
nuelski10:How's the weapon |
