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TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Brainvolt(m): 10:28pm On Jun 15, 2025
Baddestguyp:
E pass simping bro...

The girl ignored the fact that the MC confessed his feelings to her. She dated another dude who was one of the hottest in their school.

One time she was having sèx with the dude, she had to run to the MC's room to hide so she wouldn't be caught by school security...

Yet the dude she dated impregnated and abandoned her. She needed a guardian to accompany her for the abortion and she asked MC to help.
MC had to pretend to be the one who got her pregnant just so she could get the abortion.

MC took care of her throughout the abortion, cooked for her and stuff to help her recover.

Even a time she faced some complications due to a contest she partook in without fully recovering, he carried her to the hospital.

Her mother found out about the abortion and blamed MC and was even hitting him thinking he was responsible. MC chop insults and beatings on top belle when no be him give.
Meanwhile the other dude don move to another babe.

At the end of the day, the girl come ask MC whether he still has feelings for him. Come realize her mistake and how he cares for her and all that.

And they weyrey MC still accept the girl... angry

How to be a simp 101
Bro , the fact that the guy behaved that way was so annoying. I reject that kind of character grin grin

Na wetin pain me pass
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Brainvolt(m): 3:50pm On Jun 14, 2025
Baddestguyp:
Sèx is Zero (2002)


A comedy-romance Korean movie with quite some nudity. I was very weird and crazy and I really enjoyed it but the ending pissed me off so much.

Can't say why without spoiling...

I'll watch part 2 next
Let me summarise it grin grin
He was a SIMP
PhonesRe: Smart TV by Brainvolt(m): 2:12pm On Nov 14, 2024
Ameboperoo:
What else makes a TV smart?
No mind am. Different picture quality depends on your budget.
For me UHD is preferable as am planning on getting the TCL 55 inches which is around 550k or a little more.The quality is good when running with the PS4.
EducationRe: My Child's Homework by Brainvolt(m): 8:36am On Nov 14, 2024
CivilianJTF:
Na 4years child o... The home work pass am. I wonder why the system wants to scatter a 4year old child's brain
They are very correct in doing that since early stage in a child's education matters a lot.
CareerRe: I Want To Quit My Job by Brainvolt(m): 9:03am On Nov 09, 2024
Badca81:
Guy, you better keep this stuff to yourself. Nigerians dey spoil update. Don't ever try sharing or you will regret. Me for example that showed some people what I did, one of them stupidly went and commented about their website on trust pilot with their Nigerian name and picture self. After that the website cast immediately.
I didn't notice until I saw it. I felt like slapping that fool right at that moment. Something wey you for chop in silent you go comment as if them dey dash free money for am .
From your description , I can guess the website you are talking about.I even do new Zealand and Hong Kong. You should try it as they have much surveys like USA.
Pls, abeg , ain't worth sharing it for any amount.

Even your original post was deleted , this should tell you to stay off. God bless our hustle 🙏
Yeah, thanks for the advice. I will try out the Hong Kong as you stated
EducationRe: My Child's Homework by Brainvolt(m): 6:59pm On Nov 07, 2024
When will parents learn.Be strict to children when it comes to education. He or she has brains and should be able to think arithmetical.
Next time op, restrict that child from doing anything like playing or watching TV untill he or she has gotten the answer on their own.
Trust me there is inner joy doing something on your own.
Foreign AffairsRe: North Korean Soldiers In Russia Hooked On Porn For The First Time by Brainvolt(m): 6:41pm On Nov 07, 2024
They are not even ashamed of saying it . A whole pentagon that is the info they came out with grin grin grin
CareerRe: I Want To Quit My Job by Brainvolt(m): 12:12pm On Nov 07, 2024
RealityKings:
If you have been earning 240k/ 480k since April 20, 2024, (which was when you joined nairaland) that's over 4 million... What do you need struggling people's 40k for?
You are calculating my earnings from when I joined nairaland 🤣🤣. What makes you sure I started earning from then.Well I f you must know, I will abandon my own hustle and spend time creating accounts and other stuffs for people.
Time is money 💰. This is what I do for a living so I have to take it seriously.

If you know you aren't comfortable am not forcing you. I even made it cheap because as first timers will take time adjusting.
The internet is a free world bro. You can start by going to look for websites to join, after spending time ,money on data and VPN you can come and share it for free that is if you are able to make more than 50k a month, then you can come and share your experience at a lower price . I would be happy 😎 to learn what you know.

Now I think we have gotten the required number to start. So those that messaged through email should get a reply this Saturday on what to do next.I will start creating the accounts which can take a while
AutosRe: SOLD-Mercedes Benz C-180 Wagon 2000 Model N2.7m, Benin Deal by Brainvolt(m): 12:42am On Nov 07, 2024
cjswitch:
Still available
You get mind.this ancestors car for 2.7m . If you see 600k tell god thank you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hiring !!! by Brainvolt(m): 12:40am On Nov 07, 2024
Too good to be true.
Apply caution.
CrimeRe: .. by Brainvolt(m): 1:34pm On Nov 03, 2024
Sonofgod1990:
After saying good thing you come spoil am with that I will be caught soon. Bad belle
99 DAYS FOR THE THIEF AND 1 DAY FOR THE OWNER.
op , you should fear this statement and stop for your own good. Don't tempt your luck
PhonesRe: Smart TV by Brainvolt(m): 1:20pm On Nov 03, 2024
Go for TCL to get a good one for your budget.i think you can get the Tcl 55inches UHD for lest 550k. Beware of hisense as fake full market
Do your research on YouTube to know original ones.
lastly ,buy from a reputable dealer.

LG is expensive, so anybody giving you for cheap price na fake.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Badenoch: 5 Things To Know About New Leader Of UK Conservative Party by Brainvolt(m): 1:01pm On Nov 03, 2024
You na just dey congratulate her. Just go and and browse her portfolio. She wants to deport illegal immigrants back to their countries. Including Nigeria
PhonesRe: How Phone Dealers Are Scamming Nigerians by Brainvolt(m): 10:40pm On Oct 27, 2024
noobody:
You welcome boss

Let's endeavour to always buy from Legit vendors and accredited dealers,

One still come to my inbox over the night crying about a Redmi 13 5G he got for 80k,it was so obviously fake.
grin grin grin grin grin
I remember the first phone I bought na akamu. Na so I swear that the next one I buy na from big and legit dealers. Avoid small phone shops for peace of mind. Last week I pass the man I buy the akamu from and na so fake full him shop. Chai I pity Nigerians .na so I ask one guy there if him still they sell bomb. The guy laugh ask whether I be him customer before.
We move on.
PhonesRe: How Phone Dealers Are Scamming Nigerians by Brainvolt(m): 7:27pm On Oct 27, 2024
This is mine the 4g/128gb version. How op own come be like this

Nairaland GeneralRe: Cash App $750 Free Money Generator by Brainvolt(m): 7:19pm On Oct 27, 2024
Once anyone tries to link your codes their accounts gets hacked. Go find work or scam whites not your fellow poor man
RomanceRe: I Asked Chatgpt About Me And Here's What It Said (photo) by Brainvolt(m): 10:27am On Oct 26, 2024
Omoawoke:
No breach of privacy! It’s a public information… and you are using monikers which are not your real names
Brother try it on Reddit and see howfar
RomanceRe: I Asked Chatgpt About Me And Here's What It Said (photo) by Brainvolt(m): 7:24pm On Oct 25, 2024
This is clearly breach of privacy. If you asked about someone on Facebook it won't work but nairaland it will .
CrimeRe: Man Arrested While Trying To Buy AK-47 For 1.3M Naira (video) by Brainvolt(m): 8:37pm On Oct 23, 2024
finallybusy:
That’s too expensive for an AK. At most 250K. The guns are known for being cheap and easily mass produced. Personally, I would pay nothing higher than 80K. Then again, I don’t need one.
Don't forget it is illegal buying not legit, so it will cost more and moreover the gun cost no be pump action grin angry( shotgun)
SportsRe: Need Urgent 30k Do This Now by Brainvolt(m): 11:26am On Oct 22, 2024
Run o
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Closed by Brainvolt(m): 12:29am On Oct 20, 2024
BIG RED FLAG. go give your family to join. Dey find mumu
PhonesRe: What Phone Can I Buy For N150,000 by Brainvolt(m): 4:29pm On Oct 14, 2024
Dafungames:
Alright noted. But price should have dropped, I mean all these years.
Yes na no be today phone
PhonesRe: What Phone Can I Buy For N150,000 by Brainvolt(m): 4:22pm On Oct 14, 2024
Dafungames:
Wait you mean you actually sell this? I thought it was just a suggestion. Is it refurbished and what's your location please?
Be careful oh, note 7 pro no dey new . Na refurbished
PhonesRe: What Phone Can I Buy For N150,000 by Brainvolt(m): 2:24pm On Oct 14, 2024
Dafungames:
What good phone with 6/8GB RAM & 128/256 ROM
can I get for N150,000 right now in Nigeria.

And what are your thoughts about the Redmi 13C?

Mods please move to front page. 🙏
Op just get a device with the Redmi 13c specs as it is nice. Avoid the 14c which is a downgrade.
TravelRe: This Is Onitsha Not Dubai : Pictures by Brainvolt(m): 9:34pm On Oct 13, 2024
drnoel:
I knew you were mad, obviously mad
You dey mind am. The funny thing is that many men doing business in Onitsha don't keep their families there . Just ask any Igbo family in Portharcourt for instance , them go say their papa na businessman for there.
TravelRe: This Is Onitsha Not Dubai : Pictures by Brainvolt(m): 9:24pm On Oct 13, 2024
[quote author=0bjpmb post=132415420]Taa Uyo is a village full of poor people

[/quote
See mumu, UYO a city, you say na village angry grin grin
TravelRe: This Is Onitsha Not Dubai : Pictures by Brainvolt(m): 9:08pm On Oct 13, 2024
0bjpmb:
Onitsha is more developed than your backward useless glorified village state capital that’s why. Onitsha has thrice more population than people in your entire state , which indicates that people prefer to live in Onitsha than to live in your slum backward unsafe state. Onitsha is a great beautiful city.

Do you know where I am from . You can't even compare Onitsha with UYO. Oga no dey rant rubbish here. Goggle UYO pics or better old posts of UYO here on nairaland. Imagine Onitsha wey swamp wan kill am
TravelRe: This Is Onitsha Not Dubai : Pictures by Brainvolt(m): 9:08am On Oct 13, 2024
0bjpmb:
You don’t know where you passed. Look at the road . It is the best in SE
Am not an illiterate and I know what I saw . Even the people in the bus with me complained bitterly about the bad roads. Now I know why people go there to do business but you won't find their families living there.
TravelRe: This Is Onitsha Not Dubai : Pictures by Brainvolt(m): 6:47pm On Oct 11, 2024
Just this few things we dey happy. As far as I know Onitsha still needs good development. Last month I passed through , the entrance was very bad . Dirty and potholes just full every where.The governor cannot even make it well structured . It was just like an abandoned establishment

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