Very good....

I can afford to smile further today

V

But seriously? Forgery?

They even had to forge their way in.
What good then can one expect from them

Corruption!!

shamsuRana:


I like Mr arase.

BTW

As Buhari resumes work..

The Lion of the tribe of Nigeria is back.

The silent Killer of corruption just touched ground yesterday.

God's cleansing machine and evil sweeper is
in town.

The punisher and National tragedy to
wailers is back hale and hearty

He who came, saw Fuel ⛽ subsidy and
conquered it.

He who came, saw budget padding and dealt with them NASS

He who was presented with budget summary
without details..he refused signing

EFCC saw him and became functional ok
after Ribadu

The military saw him and retired 38 senior
officers... No more nonsense

He came, Looters sighted him and started
singing confessions

Metuh saw him and got humbled

PDP heard his name and broke into pieces with confusion

Kanu heard of him and got caged into Nigerian hand made zoo

FFK smelled him and lost sense of who owns
what money

Dasuki saw him and stopped sharing

Diezani heard of him and caught cancer

GEJ has refused to settle down in Otueke for
reasons best known him..

Obanikoro, Reno Omokiri became American citizens by force

Tompolo heard of him and never came out of
the evil forest

NIMASA DG saw him and chose 5 year jail
term instead

Shakeu saw him and disappeared, never saw
him in any video since then

700 Boko Haram saw him and surrendered
even without amnesty

I must add this....... even the economy saw him and shrunk to be exploded

If corruption is a disease.. PMB The cure of the incurables has arrived

Welcome sir.

****anonymous****

On point

kaorama:
No reasonable person should wish another dead, whether he/she is a Preaident or not. And this thinking is unhealthy of being propagated by a so called clergy. The Holy Bible teaches that our words be seasoned with salt..... and not to creat strife and bitterness. How I wish Mbaka will learn to build bridges from the pulpit and not advertising hatred and even envisage it.

Shut up jare
So you lost your sight when people were repeatedly wishing him dead even b4 he became president.

We see this shii on nairaland everyday too

Or did you just regain your sight and sense of hearing for the 1st time since birth?

Naija9090:
I'm sure they budgeted 900 billion for this as usual. Toothpicks for senators...20 billion naira. Toilet rolls...49 billion naira. Lol...Nigeria! When I was a staffer at the National Assembly, I witnessed all these...you be hearing billion, billions all the time.

You've been noticed

ganisucks:
Fayose my love, i swear to you, that they will never succed. You are an unshakable iroko tree. Nigerians are solidly behind you and no force on earth will push you out

I will remind you this post when Fayose is eventually detained

lionson:

Do you think everyone of them need to be on the pages of newspaper or appear on TV or radio for us to know their contributions to humanity? Please, grow up! Even you what have you done as an individual to people around you in need?

I know you will defend them

I know churches that help people and I know the ones that don't...

You talk as if you know me. How would you know if I have been helping people around me

I don't even have time to argue with you.

You've already been hypnotised

macloaded:
It seems they were forced to do so, or maybe its a propaganda, they dont look happy at all

Imagine.
Forced by who? Do they look hungry to you?

For the records, the Catholic Church give to the poor than any church on earth.....

Good.

This is what God expect from us as Christians and Muslims.

I hope general overseers of Pentecostal churches can learn from this

They should learn to give back to the society.

Many of them are too profit oriented. They are more concerned about getting richer than their colleagues

wowmenow:
Where is osinbanjo
Why will governors come welcome president from London without Vice President

Nobody have seen osinbanjo for days now in aso Rock

Is osinbanjo sick also

I wish you what you wish him

ganisucks:



http://dailypost.ng/2016/06/19/i-am-okay-i-can-wrestle-with-anybody-buhari/

So Ganisucks can actually post something good about Buhari

snilpall:




mumu....dats hw u.were taught to pray shey

Lol

That's your headache

badonkadonk:


How can i be a victim, when i am a dude...?

Some boys fit don burst you r yansh na

Pyno30:
Did they fix a new ear for him? Or they worked on the old ear? His ear looks new. Hope he can now hear more better sounds than drum sound.

"More better"

Frustrated fellow

Welcome back my amiable president

I pray you recover fully from your ailment and continue to lead us in the right direction

God put you in that position and anyone that wants you dead will die instead IJN.

And we d@ have continued to pray for you will receive blessings for being positive and reasonable in IJN.

All this and more I ask for through Christ our Lord

Welcome back my amiable president

We missed you

badonkadonk:


Her argument is that all men are rapist... And that the olori's husband been superior to her is a rapist too..

You seem to be a victim yourself.
Sorry about that.
I pray God cleanse you of the bitterness in your heart

DollyParton1:

No. Women are the superior gender.

Can you defend your claim?

DollyParton1:
Nonsense.
Some people just try so hard to be relevant.
Of course a rapist is superior to her na. Shebi we are not equal.

So whats your argument now?
That men and women are equal?

In these societies we live in,what I expect women to demand for is more protection by the law, more respect from men and not equality.

Men and women can never be equal.

Yes kudos to those women that have distinguished themselves in the society. But the fact that they've competed with men and won doesn't make them equal to men

kunlesufyan:
Nice ......we'll PmB should at least give credit to the past administration that started it...

He always did

N

doskie:
from the seat of a person who has handled guns for over 11years, i put it to you that no matter how skillful you are as a driver, you cannot run from a gunman if he intends to kill you. There's something called rapid fire. You will be the one to drive into my shells. I'll position the gun in only one direction and with your sub urban swerving and driving you will get knocked out in a jiffy.

I'll report you to buratai

doskie:
from the seat of a person who has handled guns for over 11years, i put it to you that no matter how skillful you are as a driver, you cannot run from a gunman if he intends to kill you. There's something called rapid fire. You will be the one to drive into my shells. I'll position the gun in only one direction and with your sub urban swerving and driving you will get knocked out in a jiffy.

4peace:


WHO IS ELIGIBLE TO PITCH AT THE EVENT?

Any qualified Nigerian between the ages of 18 and 40 with a viable idea or a start-up.


Change your shallow thinking

Best ignore you

doskie:
you sound too sure. Trust me : people who come looking for you to the extent of holding a gun are usually very smart people. They know how to do things that stupefy average logic and expectation. Why do you honestly believe a straight shot at the driver's seat on a highway will be cool on you.

I won't be driving on a straight line na haba

And am also a crazy, skillful but sane driver believe me

Daslim180:


G for Goat

Ayodele Goat Fayose

Federal government should declare state of emergency in Ekiti

The state is in turmoil

doskie:
bullets speed faster than cars.

The possibility of them shooting @ me while we race @ a top speed is very little and even if they do, to actually cause a serious damage to me or my car will be quite difficult

doskie:
bullets speed faster than cars.

The possibility of them shooting @ me while we race @ a top speed is very little

They won't even make gains if they sell to only their nationals.

How many Chinese nationals are in Abuja?!

And I thought nairaland always verify news before they forward it to front page.

Has that person been banned cos its also an offense under section 8 of the nairaland constitution