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Governor Ikpedia

Alakuku & the principal

Coming back

OBUNT [feigns innocence and babbles]. Papa i…i…me…from the only pot …inonoooo…

ROCKY [picks a spoon from the tray, and nastily tap on the glass plate]. Are you trying to tell me that you also did it to the pot! [he looks very upset].

OBUNT (babbles on like an idiot). No...no papa… I was saying that I put the fire on the pot. Oh noo! I mean pot on fire…

Rocky jumps up with hanger of a warrior who is about to launch a severe fight. OBUNT shivers backward with obvious fright.

ROCKY. You stupid! What's the meaning of this! Have I totally become your victim of wickedness like those I heard crying out there! If your home display has advance to this (points finger to the plates of food), you will quench (unexpectedly jumps closer to Obunt with a slap attempt but the boy douched).

OBUNT (remorsefully kneel down and start to cry). P-l-e-a-s-eee paa-p-aa, the soup was only warming on fire. The fire overcooked them and burnt off some meats. Their spirits fly away when I opened the pot to see if the soup was warmed.

ROCKY (hold the boy on his shirt, drag him to stand and shake him as he talks). Big thieve can steal you! You know book! Why did you fail the entire exam in primary one and was expelled when you crown it all by stealing cassava from the school farm. Do you think I was born to raise and keep thieves?

OBUNTquickly interrupt). Daddy you remember the principal who use to hide the school’s onions in his toilet. And you use to help him sell it.

ROCKY: (he ignores him and said with defeating calmness). Not all that bad. Since you decided not to steal the pot and stove, I can still make some food another time. Starting from this day [lets go of the boy and hits the spoon that’s still in his other hand on the table], I shall be buying and cooking a one-man food. Such food shall always be completely eaten by me while it’s on the stove.

OBUNT [moaning sound with anguish]. Hooo… Papa please I I am telling the truth. I don't wish you eat things on fire and burn your mouth like how they meats and fishes got burnt out.

ROCKY (punch Obunt ones on the stomach). I say God go punish you!!!! (He Spits saliver onto Obunt’s face, stop talking and angrily get out of the house.)


SITUATION: One rough and crook looking boy by name Stila, who has been eavesdropping, stealthily enters the sitting room as soon as Rocky left. He met his friend just when he quickly starts to eat the food that his father shunned.

ROCKY [angrily point his finger to the plate of soup). Obunt! who put his hand into my plate and stole all the meats and fish?



OBUNT [feigns innocence and babbles]. Papa i…i…me…from the only pot …inonoooo…

ROCKY [picks a spoon from the tray, and nastily tap on the glass plate]. Are you trying to tell me that you also did it to the pot! [he looks very upset].

OBUNT (babbles on like an idiot). No...no papa… I was saying that I put the fire on the pot. Oh noo! I mean pot on fire…

Rocky jumps up with hanger of a warrior who is about to launch a severe fight. OBUNT shivers backward with obvious fright.

ROCKY. You stupid! What's the meaning of this! Have I totally become your victim of wickedness like those I heard crying out there! If your home display has advance to this (points finger to the plates of food), you will quench (unexpectedly jumps closer to Obunt with a slap attempt but the boy douched).

OBUNT (remorsefully kneel down and start to cry). P-l-e-a-s-eee paa-p-aa, the soup was only warming on fire. The fire overcooked them and burnt off some meats. Their spirits fly away when I opened the pot to see if the soup was warmed.

ROCKY (hold the boy on his shirt, drag him to stand and shake him as he talks). Big thieve can steal you! You know book! Why did you fail the entire exam in primary one and was expelled when you crown it all by stealing cassava from the school farm. Do you think I was born to raise and keep thieves?

OBUNTquickly interrupt). Daddy you remember the principal who use to hide the school’s onions in his toilet. And you use to help him sell it.

ROCKY: (he ignores him and said with defeating calmness). Not all that bad. Since you decided not to steal the pot and stove, I can still make some food another time. Starting from this day [lets go of the boy and hits the spoon that’s still in his other hand on the table], I shall be buying and cooking a one-man food. Such food shall always be completely eaten by me while it’s on the stove.

OBUNT [moaning sound with anguish]. Hooo… Papa please I I am telling the truth. I don't wish you eat things on fire and burn your mouth like how they meats and fishes got burnt out.

ROCKY (punch Obunt ones on the stomach). I say God go punish you!!!! (He Spits saliver onto Obunt’s face, stop talking and angrily get out of the house.)


SITUATION: One rough and crook looking boy by name Stila, who has been eavesdropping, stealthily enters the sitting room as soon as Rocky left. He met his friend just when he quickly starts to eat the food that his father shunned.

By James Michael Abraham
Title OF Story: The Criminal Kid [Comedy].
Settings: Rural/Urban [Africa].



SCENE 1
STOLEN MEATS

SITUATION: Rocky is Obunt's father. He walks into his dinning room. Nobody is there. The chair under the dining table is drawn out. He sits on it to have his lunch. Then he started to smile as he uncovers the first plate of food containing garri. When the other plate cover of soup is removed, he suspiciously put a finger in the plate of soup. For a while it seems he’s searching for something. Suddenly, the man’s smiling face changes. He looks very angry.

Meanwhile Obunt is hiding behind a dilapidated car parked outside the house. The boy had been hitting some road users with stones from his catapult. His victims are hurt with flying stones from no direction they could detect. The boy has inflicted more than five people who couldn’t wait to find who was responsible for such atrocity. They only took to their heels when more stones continue to hit them.

Obunt is interrupted on his next catapulting. He hears his name angrily shouted by Rocky.

ROCKY. [yells]. Ohunt!!! Ohunt!!!

OBUNT [answers].Yes daddy!

SITUATION: Obunt horrid to put his hand in his pocket and remove two pieces of cooked gooey meats. He is confused with what to do next. The meats are hidden inside an empty can of tomato. Then he snappily removes the meats, tried to chew one but latter pulled it out of his mouth and return it to the empty can of tomato. In a following confusing state, while his father keep on shouting, Obunt quickly throws the can with meats into a nearby empty bucket.

As the boy finally round off to go to his father, he instantly remembers how he had urinated into the empty bucket before keeping for one hungry and tasty goat. He looks disturbed as he rushes back to bucket and remove the meats. In an incredible rush, he chews the two pieces of meats like a vexed thief.

At last, Obunt runs into the house to meet with his father. Rocky is restlessly searching everywhere for his stolen meats. Obunt’s expression-less face meets with his dad's tempestuous one.

ROCKY [angrily point his finger to the plate of soup). Obunt! who put his hand into my plate and stole all the meats and fish?


...to be continued

Na likes of Obunt

When Adamma married many boys and husbands were partially free. See the portraite

At Adiakok compound before the Tm

OBUNT [feigns innocence and babbles]. Papa i…i…me…from the only pot …inonoooo…

ROCKY [picks a spoon from the tray, and nastily tap on the glass plate]. Are you trying to tell me that you also did it to the pot! [he looks very upset].

OBUNT (babbles on like an idiot). No...no papa… I was saying that I put the fire on the pot. Oh noo! I mean pot on fire…

Rocky jumps up with hanger of a warrior who is about to launch a severe fight. OBUNT shivers backward with obvious fright.

ROCKY. You stupid! What's the meaning of this! Have I totally become your victim of wickedness like those I heard crying out there! If your home display has advance to this (points finger to the plates of food), you will quench (unexpectedly jumps closer to Obunt with a slap attempt but the boy douched).

OBUNT (remorsefully kneel down and start to cry). P-l-e-a-s-eee paa-p-aa, the soup was only warming on fire. The fire overcooked them and burnt off some meats. Their spirits fly away when I opened the pot to see if the soup was warmed.

ROCKY (hold the boy on his shirt, drag him to stand and shake him as he talks). Big thieve can steal you! You know book! Why did you fail the entire exam in primary one and was expelled when you crown it all by stealing cassava from the school farm. Do you think I was born to raise and keep thieves?

OBUNTquickly interrupt). Daddy you remember the principal who use to hide the school’s onions in his toilet. And you use to help him sell it.

ROCKY: (he ignores him and said with defeating calmness). Not all that bad. Since you decided not to steal the pot and stove, I can still make some food another time. Starting from this day [lets go of the boy and hits the spoon that’s still in his other hand on the table], I shall be buying and cooking a one-man food. Such food shall always be completely eaten by me while it’s on the stove.

OBUNT [moaning sound with anguish]. Hooo… Papa please I I am telling the truth. I don't wish you eat things on fire and burn your mouth like how they meats and fishes got burnt out.

ROCKY (punch Obunt ones on the stomach). I say God go punish you!!!! (He Spits saliver onto Obunt’s face, stop talking and angrily get out of the house.)


SITUATION: One rough and crook looking boy by name Stila, who has been eavesdropping, stealthily enters the sitting room as soon as Rocky left. He met his friend just when he quickly starts to eat the food that his father shunned.

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Some Nepa men went to disconnect one herbalist’s electric supply. The man didn’t pay his bill. One of them climbed up the electric pole and started disconnection. Suddenly, the Nepa man on top saw that the pole had become a palm tree. A snake crawled out above his head and started heading down towards him. The Nepa man raised alarm. His men on ground were confused. What one of them had climbed still remain an electric pole and not a palm tree as he yells. ‘‘Can you see this snake that is almost reaching my head!’’, the man up there cried out. ‘‘Throw the snake down to us. We will cook it and keep some for you when you come down’’, those on the ground replied and started laughing.
The man on top kept quiet and watched the snake getting to his head. Like a jet, he seized the snake before it could strike him and threw it down to his men. He laugh as he knew that the rest will run for their life. They did as he saw the snake land on one of them.
But what the Nepa people on the ground saw their workman threw on them was the electric wire- James Michael Abraham, aka Guyjay

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