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ik121: Plz i heard frm my ibo friends dat in yoruba land, bride price is free dat all u v 2 do is giv d bride parents a gallon of palm wine then u go wit ur iyawo. Pz hw tru is it? Psoto pz hw tru is dat?

I hear you can even rent them as wajoko and return them when you are done,

Gods-child:
No wonder!!!...So USAIN BOLT graduated from UNILORIN??......Wow!....I thought as much...'better by fast'...Mehn!

Is jst dat naija coaches dnt knw how to scout for real stars, does days i use to run 8secs, if nt for too gals and other flexing things i should be running 3secs by nw. Dnt blame me sha na our govt cos am.

Wow! For the 1st tym i started a page thanks giving things on sunday, what a perfect way to start my day # dancing owanbe #

CY09: 100% xo xo true!

That means we should be expecting the time table to be out once they are through by 15th, good news!

psoto: Good morning τ̅☺ u guys.
BREZZY, I can see you're following ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ advice. Just keep hugging ur pillow jawe...

this wheather is simply for two

Is it true that orientation for corp members posted to yobe and maiduguri is ongoing?

Is it true that orientation for corp members posted to yobe and maiduguri is ongoing

Gudmorning ladies and gentlemen, am going back to bed the weder is jst too cool out here

Gods-child:
No ooo, na the normal time wey I dey return nah...@IK, 'kpako' na chewing stick ooo...no be toothpaste..abi CY??

That name means some thing to nupe people am sure

Gods-child:
Bros, but what if camp would open in December??...Na naija we dey ooo...

I would jst apply for nigeria army or police

psoto: OMG!!! We're have seen you. Please any time you pass beside our house again, don't bother coming in!

Dnt bother urself any time you see him around here jst alert me make i show am pepper but it depend on his size o, if him grab too much alert ike or God's child note very carefull alert only if the guy na lyt weight.

August,
September,
October and
November. Ok o, am nt sure am correct at all, I dey come make i check calendar the thing near and far at the same time.

ik121: I jus done on fon wit a chap servin in Benue state. Accordin 2 ds friend of mine, The state is VERY backward in terms of physical devlopmnt nd technological transfer.(this's a state dat senate president David Mark comes frm) Makurdi d state capital is a rural community nd its economy is agrarian based.(looks like 17th century in china) "Evrywher na farm farm". The only advantage to be derived in dat state is food. Accordin 2 him, u cn buy 10 tubers of medium sized yams for N500, foodstuffs r in abundance nd ridiculously cheap. U cn get "Any how" accomodation in the state capital for N1,200 p/a. i.e N100 a month for accomodation. This info came to me frm a reliable source. Goodluck to u Benue aspirants.

I hv started my calculations big tym *cost analysis*

My muslim brother in the house pls help me when is salah. Urgent answer pls.

It splendid dreamt of camp and it was super fun i almost dnt want to wakeup

Brezzybone: Hw was your nyt, hope you slept well?

Qyqhelormorh: Good morn'g to everyone.

Hw was your nyt, hope you slept well?

Jessygrt: I don tire to dey stay for house jobless wen d call up number dey comot nw!

Very soon be patient

Gudmorning @ all, may the blessings of God fall on us like a dew and our expectations never cut short as we wait for what is rightfully ours Amen.

Lady psoto i dey hail o

ik121: Iight! My own october tallies wit Libra. We still october dudes...

Me follow o

log1: Nice step brezzybone. We cant all sleep and face thesame place. But if i may ask, what made you picked Enugu?

Safety first my brother

Na wa o, all of us wan serve for lag who go com serve for damaturu, maiduguru, kaduna etc. I mean northern states. For the sake of Nigeria lets think twice, bt as for me na enugu i wan go, make una no luk am lyk say i dey selfish hope you get what i mean.

*Gosh* Ahh GOD! I want to sleep pls the noise too much pls, i dnt go out to train dis morning becos of yesterdays flexing and nw you guys wont let me sleep, i heard some of our relative jst came inn they are very welcome i will see them later

Construction finish for this house abeg, make i go check my room out

My blood dey hot o, e don dey burn sef. Am so so happy, wallahi

Her royal highness you never see the key to the house? *{Angeli tun pire}*

Gods-child:
habaa!...BREZZYBONE...you no nice ooo...shey na Kaduna you dey stay ni??...

Born and brought up and very proud to an IGBO BOY

Gods-child:
habaa!...BREZZYBONE...you no nice ooo...shey na Kaduna you dey stay ni??...

Born and brought up, bt very proud to be an Igbo Boy.

psoto: Brezzybone, be very very careful o. Don't let me hit the "wood-like hammer on your wood-like head" o. Mschewwwwww....Reprimand ko, Reproduce ni!

My dear you better keep quiet or any thing you say will be used against you. Is lyk you dnt knw the gravity of offence you have committed abi you dey do Msechewww for judge abi, you go believe today

psoto: Brezzybone, be very very careful o. Don't let me hit the "wood-like hammer on your wood-like head" o. Mschewwwwww....Reprimand ko, Reproduce ni!

My dear you better keep quiet or any thing you say will be used against you. Is lyk you dnt knw the gravity of offence you have committed abi you dey do Mwesstch for judge abi, you go believe today

psoto: Hehehee.....u go fear judge! Hitting wood-like hammer on wood-like plate. Mschewwwww....
#ShakeMyHeadAndWalkAway!
Try another business.....

My lord I sincerely think psoto should be reprimaned and case adjourned till further notice, for this statement

Qyqhelormorh: Good morn'g house, hope you all had a wonderful night rest. @ Abbasufi, I'm so sorry abt dt, seems like God's child forgot to tell me ni. Serve in kaduna abi wetin u call am? That's the last place I will ever desire to serve.

If you are posted to kd you will definately enjoy it, enough knock out and watching live films sure you will lyk it i hv been enjoying it tøø