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This thread is so funny and interesting at the same time.

Sᴏ ғᴀʀ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ, ʀᴇᴀᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴀʟʏsɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ

I have come to notice one thing

There is a lot of talk about what different people are doing online to make money.

But no body wants to show their hand.

Plus, so far across the 41 pages I have read do far.

A lot of people are dropping emails, but no feedback on results, or success.

Means most of what was offered never worked

Or

The people talking about their own process and saying how great it is and how much they made, usually are trying to sell you something (ebook mainly)

People talking about making it big on clickbank, surveys, clickads

Forgot to mentions that you require this and that and those,

IP, USA Gmail, lestho PayPal, payoner etc

Then they tell you, "oh you will pay for that, but I can sell it to you "

Then there is those on affiliate marketing,

Nah this one's dodgy pass, cos before you talk pem, nah buy ebook.

Guy affiliate marketing is like helping mama sekira sell her rice to mama yetunde and daddy James, but because nah you know yetunde mama and bros James, you tell mama sekira to remove 1k, while telling daddy James and mama yetunde say nah 2k more

Now you know

Pick a product, get pictures, talk to the product owner for discount and sell it to your market, area or home.

So what business can you do online.

Pick one of these below.

Buy and sell
Create and sell
Skill to sell

These are the only ones can can easily lead you to success and wealth.

They are never easy to start, your first customer might take forever to come.

But once you start, once that customer buyers and another buyers, you redesign your engagement, check what works for each customer, get referrals and scale.

See bros

Make we no lie to ourselves

We all de like claim to He men, Jazz men, Super men, Stud, King Pin, Oga Boss
Particularly way knack de involved.

We de like brag how we take do am like say we wan kill person

But the truth be say, As men, one time or the other, we all must fall for premature ejaculation.

Whether you be Soldier, Wrestler, Ramsin Noah, Usain bolt, Porn star or that Calabar boy we de the next compound.

There will always be times, when mini-me(or mini-you) will want something so bad, but once it gets, it just explode.

It has happened many times to me and to manymen here.

That said,

There are some ways handed down by our ancestors, from ancient text written on hidden manuscripts and cave paints that reveal how you can get over come it

Ancient my foot.

Guy seriously

You don't need to bring down the internet or pay some shady dude for a "How to" on "ejaculation prevention"

Because sometimes, Its as easy as calming down and coming small.

Thats it.

But if you need notes

Then let me provide.

Prepare Long note book

1. Be Calming Down when you see woman way you wan enter

This will really helpyou think rationallly, while making your body behave right.

You see, If you get too sexually excited, there is a 98.019% chance that your grenade will explode on impact

Why

Simple, your just to excited about the possibly that junior is about devour that lushious beautiful babelicious chick in front of you, your mind is showing ways to do it that will make you mom disown you on the spot.

Your body is pumping some much fluid and emzymes, that it all has to release some how, thus, when you put it into her, mini-you will just say "Payload released" and "Mission Complete"

What do you do.

Try and be calming down

What did i say

Try And Be Calming Down


Next



2. Come small small

This one is hard initially but easy when you get the hang of it.

When you enter heaven, come small, then small, then... (you get the idea)

Truth be told i did know about this till later later.

And its exactily as it means, come... small... smalll...

So if you couldn't calm yourself down, Then the next best this.

I will explain it in a short story

Imagine this

You and her just entered the room and shut the door (ofcourse nah, else nah movie una wan act for boys).

Your engage in some clothes exchange with the ground or bed, next una arrange, as you prepare mini-you to enter heaven.

mini-you is primed for release, as you enter

let the grenade explode, yes you heard me.

Let it explode small (as in banger [peair], not bomb blast[kaboom])

As it explodes, you mind will begin to calm down, you know what i mean.

That feeling when your like aaaarrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhaaaeeeeeeeeeeh, while the explosion is happening

If you ever took time to notice before, where your at aaaarrrrrrrrr, you have no control. But, as you enter hhh---hhhaaae,

You mind begins to clear and your senses return and you body begins to calm down and you notice you have come and things are going badly, you are feeling shame for coming early and you just let the rest of the eeeeeeeeeh happen.

Now pause

Notice you noticed that you have come and you noticed (again with noticing) that you just failed your mission (released)

Now next time you are in the hhh---hhhaaae zone, and you begin to notice, stop yourself from coming, if not, stop yourself from finishing coming (hauw).

Then Keep mini-you there and HODL(for the cryto boys,), no move oh, just hold am like you de hold piss
It can feel like eternity(actually its above 15secs, but at that time it feels like 2 days).

Once your calm, you will notice, mini-you going down, but not as fast as usual, more like his about to loose interest.

If you are at this point, then "start you engines"- start pumping, move your waist and keep pumping, as an added boast begin to pay attention to the ladies body parts that drew you to get started on this mission.

And just like that you back in the game and going for the win.

The downside to this option is two folds

One
You may surprise yourself and over do it, due to lack of initial sensation down there as you ride the hardness with minimal sensation.

Two
You will have a hard mini-you, but a lack of interest to continue the game (side advantage, some women may want to help you continue by giving h..d. till date i don't no,why but i kid you not, that what happens to me each time)


So those are my two tried and tested options to help you overcome quick peow peow

I these two fail for you

Don't work, i have another ultimate one i use.

but will not share yet.

P.s Other guys who have other options, please share oh

Who knows someone might actually have my "Ultimate option" already.

Sayonara guy sama

Thanks for all your help

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Pay attention, cos I am only going to say this once

90% of people replying about the business they do are just advertising for their business.

So far they are all dropping sweet stories and then dropping numbers

And I know you didn't come here for sweet stories and numbers to call?

You came here to know what works

What you can learn?

What you can start today ASAP and see results?

You want money?

Money in your pocket.

Right!!!

So let me tell you what has worked for me and how you can get started

Stay tuned

Hello guys.

So I have been using wificall for most of calls since February, particularly the basic unlimited plan

Haven't had a problem with it, not until a few days ago when for some odd reason I got a message while on a call that I had 31 seconds remaining.

After which the call got promptly cut off.

Since then, I have not been able to make call

Funny fact, I have called and sent mails to wificall ng, and no feedback.

Has anyone experienced the same thing?

Great things are happening in Enugu.

After finding out that there are over 100,000 amputations done each year in Nigeria

And

That most of the management of these new cases are being handled at the National orthopaedics hospitals in Enugu, Lagos and Kano.

It was only right that one of the leading artificial limbs provider in Nigeria launch its new state of the art center in Enugu.

IfeanHealth has been in the business of providing artificial limbs solutions for people living with limbloss in Nigeria since 2014.

Working with Ottobock GMBH , the world leader in artificial limbs and prosthetic legs, they have served over 4000 patients.

In 2016 it was noticed that diabetes overtook trauma(accidents) as the biggest cause of amputations in Nigeria. Since then more and more people have been traveling to India, Germany, Us and the Uk to have their fitting at triple or quadruple the cost of having it done here in Nigeria.

In 2019, IfeanHealth Orthopaedics was launched to help patients with limbloss with an artificial limb.

Now you can obtain an artificial limb at IfeanHealth Orthopaedics here in Nigeria, at a fraction of the cost of previous travel, stay and fitting in India, US and US.

Their clinical team consists of an uk trained surgical team, physiotherapist and Ottobock trained prosthetist, who all ensure that getting you back on your feet and back to doing the things you love, it their top priority.

You can visit them today in Enugu at

IfeanHealth Orthopaedics
4 Nike Drive
Gra
Enugu
https://maps.app./Uuw3FCCnGpnfD2zR6

Great things are happening in Enugu.

After finding out that there are over 100,000 amputations done each year in Nigeria

And

That most of the management of these new cases are being handled at the National orthopaedics hospitals in Enugu, Lagos and Kano.

It was only right that one of the leading artificial limbs provider in Nigeria launch its new state of the art center in Enugu.

IfeanHealth has been in the business of providing artificial limbs solutions for people living with limbloss in Nigeria since 2014.

Working with Ottobock GMBH , the world leader in artificial limbs and prosthetic legs, they have served over 4000 patients.

In 2016 it was noticed that diabetes overtook trauma(accidents) as the biggest cause of amputations in Nigeria. Since then more and more people have been traveling to India, Germany, Us and the Uk to have their fitting at triple or quadruple the cost of having it done here in Nigeria.

In 2019, IfeanHealth Orthopaedics was launched to help patients with limbloss with an artificial limb.

Now you can obtain an artificial limb at IfeanHealth Orthopaedics here in Nigeria, at a fraction of the cost of previous travel, stay and fitting in India, US and US.

Their clinical team consists of an uk trained surgical team, physiotherapist and Ottobock trained prosthetist, who all ensure that getting you back on your feet and back to doing the things you love, it their top priority.

You can visit them today in Lagos, Enugu, Kano and Delta

IfeanHealth MyoLabs
5 Asa Afariogun
Off Osolo Way
Ajao Estate
Lagos

IfeanHealth Orthopaedics
4 Nike Drive
Gra
Enugu
https://maps.app./Uuw3FCCnGpnfD2zR6

IfeanHealth Innovation Center
1 Gwazo House
Off Ribadu Road
Hausawa
Kano

IfeanHealth Delta
Mariana Hospital
Former Central Hospital
Ughelli, Delta State

Call or whatsapp
08085833799
https://www.instagram.com/ifeanhealthhq/
https://ifeanhealth.com/cost-of-artificial-limbs-in-nigeria/

Ps

So you know anyone or is there anyone on all the threads so far who applied and got the scholarship here in Nigeria?

Hello

Have about 25kg of items i need to mve from istanbul to Nigeria

nexman:
I am sourcing for a freight forwarder that can ship 3 small boxes of sample Perfume products weighing about 15kg from Turkey to Nigeria.

The same thing, have about 25kg of items i need to ship from turkey to nigeria

Drop you number, let me call you

I am selling my old S5

From the pic you should see the reason why.

Quite frankly I don't have the funds to fix the screen, so if you can or you need it for parts contact me

Brian 08085833799
Lagos.
Ajao estate during week days.
Iju on the weekends.

Well I am selling my old S5 for 15k.

From the pics you will see it has a it has a cracked screen. So you will have to fix the screen.

People who also need it for parts should also contact me.

Brian 08085833799

Rhiya:
Please what other good payment gateway can you recommend...that doesn't require merchant to submit a certificate of incorporation before they can be approved ...thanks


Startup friendly payment gateway please

i use vogue pay for my site, initially when i registered i was asked to upload my letter of incorporation for the business, but later found out that you can just register as a business name(any business name you like) for N2,500.

This does not require a letter of incorporation, CAC registeration. just the name of your business(online johnny money Nig), your business address and phone number, plus the N2,500 for business verification.

Although i wish they would hurry up and start accepting btc(bitcoin)

J4ns3n:
Dear all me looking for a buyer of palm kernel shell,palm oil or crude palm oil
Me from Sari Bumi Energi pvt ltd
Our monthly supply min 7000 MT can be more according on buyers demand
Our palm kernel shell price USD 78/MT buyer recieve on board/barge
Our port delivery at Pangkalan duku,jambi indonesia
Payment with LC,BG or Cash according to the negotiation

Email me jansenlombo@gmail.com
Whatsapp +6282114772274

Why is a Firm Based in Indian looking for companies in Nigeria who can supply products they can easily get from India or their Neigbors in Malayasia Indonesia and China.?

O boy

Nice one one.

Me de follow this one jeje oh

Another cock and bull, hype story.

We can't wait to here you gist how.

As Neil Patel Said

"The days of free money on the internet are loooooooong gone"

So do tell us the story you need us to click your referal code for.

we are waiting

Dude do your research.

go to wordpress add a plugin and search for voguepay or paga or cashenvoy or interswitch webpay or any other nigerian payment gateway for website.

check the number of downloads.

none are above 2000.

with over 4millon websites registered in nigeria, only about 5000 or less have payment platforms.

It means your marketing strategy like the above post will not work to attracted them.

If you would like to know how to attract site owners to go for payment platforms.

Send me a mail on bria......n @
(the-ahamefulas) . ....... com(fix that)

oh and you will pay for what i have to say.

Caustics:
Wrdpress this wordress that. When will nigerians actually learn how to code from scratch?

When its worth the effort.

Why code by hand when I can pay someone on fiverr up work or freelance 5 bucks to do an ecommerce site for me.

If you prefer to code by hand then more grease to your elbow.

But if you don't belong to an it firm or a group of coders that constantly see jobs involving coding a lot. Then why bother,

For me the fun of coding is fixing a problem, not trying to learn 20 languages.

The most widely known juju that ever happen in the west.

Happen in Russia under the reign of Tzar Nicholas, before Stailn.

The Man behind the Juju was Named

"Gregory Rasputin"

A monk who did amazing things around the country before doing wonders for the Tzar's family.

But the jazzy part about him was the "Ode Shi" which made him virtually impossible to kill.

He was

Poisoned plenty times.(more like over poisoned)

Stabbed plenty time

Shot a couples of time.

Shot in the head.

The Story goes, that even after being shot in the head, 10mins later his body started twitching back to life.