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1nice:
Are you trying to bribe me?

Olohun maje !!!

1nice:
Stop deceiving yourself with your big Yash.
Go and be selling your fruit and leave politics for mature minds like OP and me.

Go to romance section for that is where you belong

Why can't I sell my fruits on politics section ?
Everyone eats fruits.

Even you.

Be more original.

Adeboye never said this.

Although it the truth...he didn't say this.

I like the man.

No scandal

No divorce

No blogger

No brown nosing the government

And that civic towers .....👄

We cook , clean , go to work,breastfeed your children and still f*** u with a migraine.

What else do you want ?

Very academic write up.

Unfortunately it doesn't reflect the realities of life under this administration.

Most so called estates in Lagos are in darkness right now. The so called banded regime of discos has collapsed with all band target hours missed.

The prohibitive cost of fuel hasn't helped either.

Health policy is only as good as it's implementation and with just 36 million released for capital projects health in the last budget..... well I'm sorry

I actually believed I would find a reasonable argument why Tinubu should be re elected but of course it's just a robotic conjecture of AI slop.

Stop the abuse of AI chatbots.

Contribute the winnings to Charity.

"There are people dying..."

Oh remember my first Lappy from 1999....
I used and abused her so much...

One day I switched her on and MS dos screen came up " Windows not found".

😱

I understand how the president is feeling...

2nd term no sure for me yet you are calling me because of 4th term.

BewareOf419:
Give who petrol, na straight to Oba prison!

Who he kpai ?

Olden days 90s fuel ....use it.

BewareOf419:
Mr Dapo's government has lunched a manhunt on the man!

Why on earth ? What did he do to deserve manhunt?

And what will they do when they find him ?

Give him free petrol ?

Freshtruth:
I am 37yrs old man I work offshore just going for my time off the hotel my company lodge me I just woke up and I was feeling the need to defecate ( shit) as I was defecating I began to urinate I felt sharp pain in my penis after am done I was about to flush I discovered blood stains I taught maybe is a stain in the wbc untll I look at my penis I discovered I just reuniate blood . Omo I put . My 2 hands in my head thinking na so life take end for me . I have not be able to sleep all night. Not married no child now this . Has anyone experience this before? Blood also in my siliva for months now but I didn't take it serious but this one I just saw now fear done grip me like this

Blood in your saliva Go and do sputum for AFB

Blood in your urine: could be cystitis, prostatitis, or nephritis. Do a urinalysis for starters.

Mitsurugi:
I never thought yarimo could shock me any further. Shege!

Very unfortunate of him.....

The school system in that district is deliberately dumbing down the colored ethnic students as part of a wider agenda. And the young man just exposed them.

Nah.....I'm not feeling it

Nigeria has not decided whether it's pro security or pro terrorist yet. Till then I support the Ghana move.💯

America want to create digital iDs from Zambian health records but their leaders caught up to the plan to enslave the country.

America should come to W. Africa a certain man will sell 200 million people to them very cheap.

The woman has like 30 different faces

If this party hopping results in defeat for Obi and APC win again Obi will become an Atiku. Not fit to contest any election in future.
At this point I'm beginning to believe he's working for Tinubu.

Both HOR and senate lack basic human conscience.
Their insatiable appetite for the collective commonwealth is the only thing that drives them.

They're of no use to the new Nigeria struggling to emerge and will be remembered for their treachery.

It's good times for the NNPC and Oando owners.

The AC and his mouthpiece WEF are now ruling.
Your leaders signed a pact to torment the citizens until they beg to own nothing and be happy about it

Your taxes will be pocketed and more taxes will be raised to replace it. You will pay for the water, soil and oxygen you use. They're are already billing for sunlight in some countries even Nigeria .

APC hasn't even started being ruthless but if you keep them around and don't push back hard. They will enslave all.

This does not mean the next government will be better. The world luciferians will always give Nigeria to most soulless and depraved of politicians.

Anyone who can outbid T pain in wickedness and push agenda 2030 is likely to take over.

Ahayalift:
As for Witches, Wizards, idol Worshippers, Ritualists, and Satanists that think everything would be Ururu and Party Time on Earth after Rapture, did you here that you shall not be allowed to own anything anymore? And you and all humans left on Earth shall only be allowed to eat bugs/worms/cockroaches? Yes, the enjoyment that Humanity still Enjoys in this World today is because of the limitless Mercy and Love of our CREATOR. Only ALMIGHTY I AM THAT I AM Our CREATOR knows how hard, how much and how rare the materials he used in Creating your Eyes, Brain, Bone Marrow, Heart, etc. truly knows your Value! Satan did not Create any Human being, so he doesn't have Capacity to love you or any human being, he only deceive some with fake love to become his tools for Destruction of Humanity. He hate All Humans equally and below is the Proof:

Listen! Listen!! LISTEN!!!
This Generation of Believers are the Luckiest! Yes, both Christians and Muslims because many Muslims believe that JESUS is Savior of Humanity just as Apostle Arome testified of many that he is Discipling.

Did you know that it is because genuine Christians are still on Earth that Satan is still pampering Witches, Wizards, Marine Agents, Serpentine Agents and Satanists that worship him? Yes, Satan hates ALL Humanbeings equally with passionate undiluted Hatred! He has very bitter passionate Hatred for ALL Humanbeing including Pastors, Imams, Witches, Wizards and Satanists that worships him. Because we are all images of I AM THAT I AM, so he hates that we Reflect the Supreme CREATOR that he knows he shall never be able to Conquer, but would rather soon cast him into Eternal Consuming Fire that is far worse than the ordinary fire experienced on Earth. His hatred for the Witches and Wizards that worships him would become very obvious immediately after we that forever refused to bow to him and his AntiChrist Internet Beast System have been Raptured out of this World to Heaven. The Witches and Wizards would become very useless to him immediately when there is no more Heaven-bound Souls to use them to try to get through Afflictions, Frustration, Progress-blockages and all those Witchcraft activities they do for Satan against Believers/Worshipers of ALMIGHTY I AM THAT I AM.

This Generation of Believers are the Luckiest since the beginning of Humanity because ALMIGHTY I AM THAT I AM Our Eternal Heavenly FATHER loves us so much that HE has not just sent HIS only Beloved begotten Son for our Salvation, HE has also literally exposed all Deceptions of Satan to us and even made us know that immediately there is no more Heaven-bound Souls on Earth for Satan to hunt, seduce and deceive he would show his true colour to all Witches, Wizards, and Humans that have bowed to his Beast and AntiChrist on Earth.

Servants of Satan such as Witches, Wizards, Marine and Serpentine Witchcrafts Human Agents shall all be dumped like disgusting bad habits that Satan don't need anymore. Yes, they are simply used and dumped tools for him to Destroy Humanity.

It takes a special kind of self-deception and self-destruction for any Human Being to know that he/she would no more be allowed to eat Chicken, Fish, Beef, etc but only bugs/cockroaches/worms (as WEF and bGates already Announced as a must to curb Carbon Footprint blabla...) that makes their Body conform in Slavery Submission to Demonic Spirits which would irreversibly Own and indwell in them eternally after People that genuinely Love CREATOR of Humanity have been taken from Earth, it takes a special kind of foolish self-deceitfulness to know all these Truth and still chose to stick with this fast-Decaying Beast Internet-enslaved End Time World.

We all witnessed the Truth that the CORONAted and Enthroned AntiChrist locked down all People in their own Homes like chickens all over the World after Years 2020 during the Plandemic. My friend just bought a Brand New expensive Benz then but he dared not drive it, all over the whole World, everyone was holeup and caged at Home like chickens by someone's Order(same Person that now controls what goes into People Bodies in name of VaaSin) So, it is height of self-deception to think that People left behind on Earth after genuine Worshipers of I AM THAT I AM have been taken out of this World would not be forever Enslaved by the AntiChrist in unimaginable despicable excruciating way, especially after he has already used his Human Stooge of WEF to Announced that "You shall own nothing and you shall be Happy!" And "You will eat bugs, and you will love it!" Yes, those that Control World Economy has said by 2030 those remaining in Earth shall only be allowed to eat bugs/cockroaches/worms instead of Meat, Chicken and delicious Fish, etc. Any decision not to seriously start Fasting and Praying to ask JESUS AHAYAHsha to help you to Please His FATHER (ALMIGHTY I AM THAT I AM The Only SOURCE of Life) would be Suicidal self-deception.

Please, don't allow your Eternal Soul to Glue undetachably to this fast-Decaying World because of the seductive Deceitful-sweetness of Technology and your Ego-boosting Selfish Ambition that has no value in Heaven.


Tomorrow maybe too late, Make Peace with your CREATOR ALMIGHTY I AM THAT I AM Today! Accept JESUS AHAYAHsha HIS Beloved Son as your Personal SAVIOUR and CONTROLLER. Urgently start Praying every Morning and Night that the Ever Pure Supreme SPIRIT of your CREATOR should take Permanent Control of your Thoughts and Eternal Ownership of your Heart the Source of your Thoughts. HE would then start Guiding you through Dreams and Divine Thoughts into Entering The Original Divine Glorious Purpose for which HE Created You.
HalleAHAYA ASHAR AHAYA!!!!!!!
Happy Sabbath Day!
To know why as long as you are Alive you answer "I am" this, "I am" that read: https://www.nairaland.com/8622910/psalm-8-1-life-empowering-deep

Thank you for this piece.
But I hate to tell you that your timing of rapture is flawed.
Bible says in Matthew 24... After the tribulation of those days.... not before...

No one is going to avoid the Antichrist little season.
No one will be physically snatched away from this Earth.
God may set true believers apart in a place of safety but anyone still alive will witness AC reign.

That's why it says Those days were shortened, for if not even the elect would not be saved.

Who are the elect ?
Witches and wizards ?

No, believers
Christians

Predictor3:
Maybe he is sleeping with someone else. Someone hotter than madam

What's the gender of the hot someone else?

Don't just vote

Defend your vote.

It mustn't be business as usual. Next time around

sweetkev:
An In-law to who. Please tell us.

Pastor Adeboye.

Did he learn to hate his country during or after the fake service ?

I recently discovered he's an in-law. So I will hold my comment.

Keep it on the down low...

Nobody has to know...

~ Isley Brothers

With this his YMCA trouser

Aso Rock chapel will re open when ?