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Hahaha biggest joke of 2025

SamIsreal:
Saw this question on Facebook, Should a separate soak away be dug for bathroom water and kitchen waste? That is, a soakaway for bathroom water, and another soakaway for kitchen waste.

it depends on the location?

gaeul:
Thanks for your response. Does it mean I can introduce column now as am yet to fill the foundation.

yes, if you will do concrete parapet or fascia

This Mi that said he support APC because of Buhari but not anymore is the person I should listen to

diordaves:
From the photos you attached, it is apparent that the structural plans don't include columns. Now you can build a bungalow without columns but the reason columns are recommended for bungalows in Nigeria is due to the very poor quality of our blocks. The game plan is for the columns and the blocks to serve as loads bearing structural members to compensate for the poor quality blocks.

Your foundation (building) does not include columns. There is little gains to be had doing all round chaining of the foundation (plinth beams) because the blocks will bear the full load without columns. If the blocks are not up for it you may still experience cracks anyway from the load of the all round chaining. So you've not solved anything but just spent money unwisely.

Fill and backfill your foundation, compact very well preferably by the rain, time and gravity and do a 6" thick German Floor (DPC), you will be fine.

Mind you, I'm not a structural engineer. Not even close.

i perfectly know that the load from the roof can be carried by those blocks, except you want to use concrete parapet or concrete fascia then i would recommend gaeul introduces column at appropriate places.

Bobxin:
What is the cost of building a two bedroom flat excluding the cost of land, in Obiaruku, Delta state?

if you are yet to get a building design, chat me up, i can design something that is budget friendly and modern

Making client expectation come true is our forte | 4 bedroom compact duplex fused with nature

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Available for work

Abacha was indeed better than Tinubu.

eepeepook:
If Nairaland paid, they'd be here doing the same.

yes definitely

AyabaAladire:
We still dey

How much

I blocked all these people on X, the lady she quoted is her friend, they do those back and front banter for engagements because twitter is paying

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MI 11 Lite 5g | Gallery Editor.

Accepting offers for interior design, building design and supervision. Hit me up via contact on my signature

Still accepting offers

Is it dual sim? Like how many sim card can it accept and your location in Lagos?

sola12:
Thanks so much for the swift response. Wow! The phone has been with me since 2021 .....can it be unlocked!

yes

AyabaAladire:
Available

does it remove colour when washed?

There's nothing like that, upgrade doesn't erase iCloud login details. Just go to computer village and pay for them to bypass it or unlock it for you. It means you have been using a stolen phone.

bizzlemie:
Na who no know phone dey call Essential phones "outdated". One of the most effective and beautifully built devices out there that went under the radar in this part of the world.

It was a thing when it was released, not anymore not in this big 2025.

Lexusgs430:
I have already had 4 enquiries, so i know it would sell......

They would simply ROM it........

at this stage the Roms can’t be without bugs

codemaster2much:
Wow so phone still on sale? It has been a while now. I wonder why people are scared of greenline, if not that I don't like Samsung I could have bought one... On the good side Samsung screen are even available for cheap on AliExpress. You just have to make sure you select oled display and not tft display.

what you see there are not original screens, the real Amoled screen is damn too costly and may even buy fairly used of this same phone. Make Op buy am nah fix it then resell am if e easy like that, him no wetin him dey do.

Lexusgs430:
2017 device that is cleaner than some 2025 devices..... 😉

What you are not buying, another person would buy..... Simple.......🤣😂

All those old tokunbo cars selling for millions, maybe they should also be handed out FREE..... 😘😂

Happy sales

Lexusgs430:
No device gets absolutely obsolete...... The essential device is upgraded with certain ROMS, that takes it up to Android 15.......

It's not a device for all, but it's still used by very happy users......

Check how much they are selling for online....... 😊😂

Don't also forget the elephants in the room, blame tinubu & apc, for forex hike....... 😉😂

Bro the phone is old period, 2017 phone for 150k is outrageous, they're many better phones out there that are better and cheaper and i can't blame it on forex because all those other phones are also imported.

Android 10, 5.7" ips screen for 150k? You over value this phone haba!!. I rather buy used Samsung A51/A13-120k, Redmi note 11-120k, or mi 11 lite 5g-150k with android 14 oh. Than this obsolete phone.

GTX 960M for over 550k, if you manage to get hold of GTX 1050 na 1.2m you go sell am be that.