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nairavsdollars:
President Bola Tinubu got the swag. Even Macron was highly impressed

Very stupid man...

WORDSENSEI:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/wike-in-france-meets-president-macron/amp/

Sim Boy

strangest:
Make una dey write CNG on public transports oooo.....



So we go know the ones to avoid....

Seriously 🤣🤣🤣 make person no go explode for road

YoungLionken:
Unfortunately for Yemi, it won't work. He's already done 8 years as VP and Nigerians didn't see much of him then. Shettima understands this and that's why he's trying hard to stay on the news, we can all see how he's passively fighting for the detained protesters by mediating and constantly begging BAT for not just their release but also good financial placement through jobs and skills. Shet is doing all this for two primary reasons; unlike Yemi and other powerful but I-don't-care southerners, northerners always think of their own. 2ndly, a time is coming where he would use that as a reason why his northerners should vote for him..

PO and Kwankwaso is more reasonable but who wants to step down for the other? Na the matter we dey try settle...

@ the bolded would be a boom and I'm sure it will fly but like you tightly said who won step down for another.

YoungLionken:
We've seen it long before now that D. Trump is going to win. That assassination attempt was the sign, as that was the grave mistake from the enemies' camp, thereby, seeing Trump coast to victory ..

In addition, that was the same mistake Yemi Osinbajo made (as vice president then). Truth be told, if he had resigned/relinquished his VP seat under the leadership of GMB, on the basis of mass nepotism, bribery/corruption, killings (especially the one that happened in a Catholic church in Ondo as a pastor that he claims). Then join another party (PO, BAT, myself and others never thought PO of the LP could become an underdog, until we started seeing wonders). Aswear, Yemi would have won the 2023 presidential election...

I think he wouldn't,,,

But come to think of it,, how about Obi/ Osinbajo joint ticket 2027...

Don't you think it will succeed

Dogalmighty17:
Abasi!!! Both you and the hospital are mad! You want to kill that poor woman? You can't take her away to another hospital? What kind of extreme stupidity is this?

You are the husband instead of you to be aggressive to those idiots in that hospital you are here typing like a vegetable. Which one is they will not allow you? Mr man, man up!

I just tire for the mumu man,,,

Him need a resetting slap to man up

Mumu man.

Zubeezanga:
Enithonna high school here

Navy people bin no dey allow una come over that year,,,


Una dey hide come out 😂😂😂

Zubeezanga:
That year akwnaki lol that year for secondry men dey leave school go groove their

Akunaki, ebony and esplendido

With steady fight oooo,,

Memory lane,,,


I rep,, Stella Maris College

Seefinish:
may you meet a person that will help you but tell you to go ' phuck" your mum

Amen...

And the person never let him have peace of mind until he phucks his mum and female siblings

LegendHero:
Good one.

By the way, for those who don’t know yet, Ojukwu's wife is now officially a minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Nairalanders, say hi to the tear rubber minister.

God bless Soludo
God bless APAPGA

Which ministry pls,,,,

BlessedGift:
Flashback: Wike Refuses to Stand to Honour Fubara At Event



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmPjeKEOFZQ

Mumu ,,, where's wike in the video

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Confirmedzombie:
Wike has said No election, his decision is final.

If them born ipob and obedients well, come out on Saturday.

Wotowoto all rounds dey ground. Fubara will learn by fire by force.

This protest is everyday until Saturday evening.

Let's see who controls the state

The election will start and end in social media.

Fubara is a small boy

You Monika has already explain who you are and the family you emerged from

Not point wasting time talking to you.

Thundafireseun:
We have not started politics, when the time comes, we will play politics. Our job is politics. Tell them to keep their party ready. We will teach them what is called politics.”

Wike…

To those children spewing rubbish check Wike’s antecedents, he has never lost a single battle….

And Fubara will learn the hard way

I wanted to ignore you but decided not to because of the misinformation


1)Wike lost to Atiku at the 2023 PDD presidential candidate election

I can go on and on but make do with this one.

timilehin007:
The question is, who calmed down to count the species of all the rivers in the world to come to this conclusion

My bro same question I'm asking too

Who did the counting and how many are there in others lakes

joachimnkenchor:
No vex
I was rushing

Smile 😛😛😛
No wahala

joachimnkenchor:
First time to comment
All the same
The guy time don reach

You would had say

First time to comment
At the same time
The guy time don reach

ReubenE:
The court judgment is that the case is "statute barred" not whether the lawmakers are gone or not.
It was determined to have been filed outside the allowed period and that there are already subsisting litigations on same case.

The judgement did not touch on the status of the 26 as valid RSHA members or not so your question too is misplaced.

Fubara is illiterate but a serving governor. You are smart...but who are you?

I love your last sentence..
He's smart yet nobody knows him, even in his street l

Desyno:
PDP is in Wike pocket. Even PDP governors knows what he is capable of and they'll not want to offend him. He will just be sponsoring some PDP members in your state. Before you realize what happened, those people would have created a faction and will be claiming they're the real pdp members in your own state. When it happens, you'll have to approach court because NWC won't take you serious. And when you go to court, you'll meet Wike there. He may not win at the end of the day but he'll distract you and opposition may take over your state.
The bottom line, just leave Wike on his own as long as he didn't come near you.

People like you don't go far in life because you believe you'll always lost

If only you know the power of an incumbent governor you won't say the rubbish above.

Wike is an appointed politician Sim is an elected politician

Sim is already on top of the game with wike

Rivers State is fully and strongly simplified.


If only you know your strength you won't be intimidated by empty treats

EreluRoz:
She's right especially when you have crossed 30. Also no man is happy as a single man, he will also feel less of a man seeing his mates with wives and kids. So it's both ways and let's not pretend about it.

You are very correct, it's both ways,

As a man that is yet to mary I'm typing with experience as regards the feeling with the male gender.

abba09:
but u didnt send

You have seen that this mad man is a thief but you don't want to have sense till you become a victim then you'll learn in the hard way..


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Mustapha102:
no need if you could vividly recall tym dat I said I'd send yhu the 1k, many Forces came against you that I shouldn't send you a penny but I shunned dem nd declare it doesn't matter what dey have or say against yhu I'd still send...

You are a mad man and a Big thief

You ain't feeling fine and what has that got to do with someone's money or business deal,,


Don't worry.

https://www.nairaland.com/8139541/maiduguri-guy-back-again-pics#131189082

Mustapha102:
I've been ill nd wasn't able to log in to clear my name but alhmhdlh am good now

Thief, don't worry you'll explain when the time is right...

EreluRoz:
Who are they? I read about it in one of your thread and was disappointed and you never made any efforts to clear your name

He's a Big thief and we are already on him,, soon we'll get hold of him.

Scamming innocent nairalanders of their hard earned money...

https://www.nairaland.com/8139541/maiduguri-guy-back-again-pics#131189082

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