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@ Klas
Your radio code is 41542. Any further problem let us know.

This gorgeous vehicle is up for grab, any serious buyer should come up with 2.4m and it's all yours !!!!

Guys, lock this deal while still HOT[sup][/sup]

U absolutely right Sultaan !!!
By the way which Sultan r u, Sokoto or Brunei?

1st come 1st serve !!!!

Can u get me a 2005 Pilot for 2.8 right now? i will buy it off u with no question ask !!!!

@Viperman
Your so wrong on this one man, passport and pilot are incomparably, passport production was stopped in 2003, Pilot is a very good product and expensive with 7 passenger capacity so there is no need of cajoling anybody into buying it, it speaks 4 it self.
Chk the asking price on this site:
http://www.1000carsales.com/buying/car.php?id=270607010503

the Mileage here is 50k and what is the market price now?

On Lagos-Ibadan express road when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offense with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle! Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied :"Please, leave that pastor
thing, in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it." The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me". The incredulous
Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read:
"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court.
Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."
The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" one N100 to his newly found "preacher".
End of service! Go in peace and argue no more. Said the OC.

Th thing be 2005 Honda Pilot XLE as in leather, Moon roof, Auto trans and of couse A/C
in short "Full option" and since i no dey greedy, i just dey ask 3.5mil

oh yes i did broke 1 headlight when i was learning in 1980 and my dad was like "what are u thinking" has he was my instructor then.

Halooo
MR. Teasher !!!!!
make u no teach me i dey go
Make u just buy d thing way u won buy, i beg !!!

Lock in the deal on this gorgeous machine b4 anyone else does.
Any resonable OFFER is accepted !!!!

Lock in the deal on this gorgeous machine b4 someone else does.
Any reasonable offer from a serious buyer is accepted !!!!

Apapa, Lagos

The GREAT EAGLE has finaly landed !!!!!

Found On Road Dead (F.O.R.D)

Never Say Never !!!!

send me mail brosgaby@gmail.com then we take it from there.

Not sold yet, do u want it?

It's 4real !!!!

Are u still looking for car? i have a similar Camry 4 less price, brosgaby@gmail.com and make we yann !!!!

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-



"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building."



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.



On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.



The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.



The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.



"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.



"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"



Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 99,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Uncle Sege got an invitation from the Queen to come and visit her in England. One afternoon, while drinking tea, he asked the Queen her success secret. She told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must be certain that they are intelligent. She decided to show him exactly what she meant and phoned Tony Blair. "Now listen carefully, Mr.Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence."

Queen: "Oh! hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you: your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is he?"
Tony Blair: "It's ME!"
Queen: "Correct! Thank you, bye"

"Did you get that Mr. Obasanjo?" the Queen asked. "Yes, thanks a lot, I'll definitely be using that!", OBJ replied.

Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about Atiku and he's going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting with him and asked him: "Atiku I have a question for you; your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother and is not
your sister, who is he?."

Atiku thinks, and thinks, "Em, you must give me some time to think about it." The President decided to give him a day to come out with an answer.

That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting to discuss the question, but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up an Atiku family tree, but to no avail. The next morning, he realized he has to give Obasanjo an answer and as a last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings of
Ghana. "Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?" Jerry answers immediately. "Hey, Atiku, It's me of course, you dumb Nigerian!"

Atiku rushed to Obasanjo's office, very impressed to know the answer to such a difficult question. "Mr. President, I know who he is, it's Jerry Rawlings!"

Obasanjo: "Jerry Rawlings ko, Jerry Gana ni. You are such a stupid Vice president. I'll make sure you're removed from office. The child is TONY BLAIR!"

This incident happened recently in North Texas.A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat.

On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday. The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis.This was traced to the can of coke she drank from,not using a glass.

Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis. Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned.

A study at NYCU showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e), full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident.

Please forward this message to all the people you care about. ( I JUST DID ! )

I think part of the issue is the fact that we no gree find Benz E240 for here in America it mustn't have being made for US market or maybe it Extinct. Mail me brosgaby@gmail.com then we yann or better still let's chat on yahoo messanger when ever u want,
I also need to know what year model do u want?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.



Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male!

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went straight to hell.


Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there".

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too.
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & starts screaming, I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too.

I want to talk to Umaru, to Goodluck, to David Mark, the Ministers, to the deputies, I want to talk to the PDP Board of Trusties, everybody, He calls Nigeria and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The devil says "One dollar".


Obasanjo is stunned & says "One dollar Only one freaking dollar??"

The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local !

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

8. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

9. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China , a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.

Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

10. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

11. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

12. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

13. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

14. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

15. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America , the rest cheat in Europe .

16. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.

17. Marriage is man and a woman becomes one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

18. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

19. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.

20. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

21. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

22. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

23. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED.

The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

24. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.

Price Droped!!!!