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Hello everyone! What’s up? So which one
of you don enter danfo/BRT/Elrufia
before? (Oya come here and form for me
now ).
Either way, for people like us that use
these means of transportation frequently,
here’s a list of characters you find ever
present in them:

1. Assistant Drivers:
These ones are usually in front seats.
You’ll always hear them yelling at the
driver saying, “Take left! Overtake that
guy!” Or, “Driver no match brake na! Na
him suppose stop for you…”, or even,
“Why you let am pass you? Driver you too
slow oooh!”. The annoying thing is that if
you let them drive the car, they’ll do
worse sef!

2. Assistant conductors:
You find this set poking nosing in the
“conductor’s” issues. You hear them
saying stuffs like, “Conductor u never
give that woman change for front”, or
“Enter na, the bus dey go Ojuelegba….”,
or even “Conductor that man change don
pass oh!”.

3. The Argumentators :
To get them started, just say in a loud
voice, “See as this road be, its all GEJ’s
fault….”. I swear, that bus won’t hear
anything again till u get down. This set
always come with 2 groups; the defenders
and the opposers and they never agree on
anything, be it politics, fuel issues or
football. Wetin fit this set na headphones.

4. The Formers:
This set always act like its their first time
in a public transport. They do funny
stuffs like; clean the chair with a hanky
before sitting, make a face with a
someone sits close to them, wear shades
(plzzzz, in a bus?!) or will even have the
guts to ask you, “pls how do you open the
windows?”………like seriously?

5. The Sleepers Crew:
Once this set finds a sit, they doze off.
They are ready to sleep through the
journey (even when paying their bus
fare) till the bus gets to its final bustop.
This set usually miss their bustop and
over pay the conductors…so if u have
missed yours before, lemme see your
hands up .

6. The observers:
I fall into this group . This set just plug
in earphones and watch quietly as the
characters above do their thing. They
don’t talk….almost invisible, sha just
don’t step on their toes if u know what is
good for you.

7. Add Yours
That’s all I have. Kindly add yours

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Deexxy:
[color=#1980BC]Whats there?

Of course I can walk with her outside when she wears this.[/color]

This question goes out to guys out there.

I came across this post on dGallery blog http://gallerynaija..com/2015/07/kanye-organises-photo-shoot-for-kim-k.html (detailed pictures in the post)

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have got another question? wait..let me cook it up

u sound nutty

misspicy:
I can where it in d house for my boo na.its sexy isnt it?

d good wife

grad2012:
ha if breeze just blow dats d end i cant wear this outside at all kilode its too revealing,but i can wear it inside the house for my husbands eyes alone .

How would you react when you see your girlfriend or wife wear this?

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hehehe

Jayjay0:
Pugs are awesome.

But here in Africa nobody needs a dog to cuddle. Everybody need a dog that is security conscious.

Creative. Don't you think?

More pictures http://gallerynaija..com/

shared by supersport https://www.facebook.com/SuperSportFootball/photos/a.133064046738814.18621.129607710417781/1045845012127375/?type=1&theater

PUG

Pugs are affectionate, cuddly and sweet dogs who like to carry themselves with dignity. Their face with deep wrinkles and big dark eyes will not leave you feeling indifferent and they will surely make you smile. This breed of dogs was bred for Chinese nobility, but nowadays they are a part of many families where they follow their beloved owners every step they make

Do you agree with me?

What is your say?

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