My crush

My dear, rebuke that thought.
Nigeria is not smiling at all, even me I'm just living one day at a time.
Our times are in God's hand, everyone is passing through very difficult moment, but this too shall pass, that's my believe. It's not easy out here at all, but to commit suicide, NO! NO!! NO!!!

But who dey sleep with these girls?
Dem suppose castrate them one by one.
Nonsense ☹️

God, this is me saying thank you for the JAMB results of your children

The management of the school should be arrested. They are also an accomplice to the crime

quote author=TOM208 post=129601018]Asalam alaykum waramatullah wabarakatuhu,
A good Samaritan who God has helped should help me too.

I have outstanding results in my B.Eng. and M.Eng. in Chemical Engineering and I also have post graduate diploma in education (Pgde) and TRCN Certification.

Kindly assist for the sake of Almighty God and I pray you find favor in all your affairs.

May Almighty Allah easy our affairs [/quote] Indeed you have tried. May divine favour locate you soonest🙏

Are you sure you are truly a PhD holder? Because I don't understand why you find kkkd' s questions irrelevant

enumerica:


I am here seeking a solution to my problem and I kindly request that you give me space. If you cannot offer me any assistance, please let my post be and allow someone who has a solution to help me. I am not looking for someone to compound my problem. Thank you.

This guy needs to apologise to members of this forum and delete this distasteful comment. The curse laid on you by this comment is just too much.
Do the needful

Obainoman6:
You were not wise and that wise couple have run you street, its a normal thing where i live mugu must always fall for guyman to chop.
Right now that wise couple will be enjoying the stuffs they bought from your shop while toasting with a cool bottle of wine and celebrating. Take your L peacefully.

He is definitely one of them. Nemesis will soon catch up with him.

Thankgodiyke:


Really I was not wise, I'm really disappointed with you and your utterances. You Sounded like one of them.... Everyday for the thief.............

But who abbreviated it for you in the first place? Why didn't you complain at the NIN office

Zinko:
I have a question to ask you
regarding the NYSC Registration

names are as follows
Statement of result:Joseph adewale adebayo

Jamb name: Joseph .A. Adebayo

Nin:Joseph adewale adebayo

Hope this wouldn't be an issue during the registration?

Because I heard NYSC doesn't allow name abbreviation

Please I'm 46. I have HND in computer science. Can I call you tomorrow?

JMG1:
Are you between 24 and 45 and for one reason or the other you don't have a University degree yet? Or you have a HND and you want to go for your Masters Abroad without having to do a Premasters first? Then British School of Management and Science(BSMS) is the right choice for you.

British School of Management and Science (BSMS) is an online private educational institution based in London, UK. They offer a fast progression & cheaper tuition programs for student who wants to study abroad but are looking to cut costs and also able to get their degree in less period of time.

My name is Joshua and I am a direct Educational Consultant for the school here in Nigeria. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, we can get you an offer at no cost within 2 days.

These are categories of students that we offer our programs to

- Student with 3rd class or Pass degree (these will do a Uk diploma level 6 and go directly for Masters)

- Student between (24years-45years ) with ordinary O'level or High School certificate. (These will do a level 4 and 5 and then go for either Top up or Pre Masters first before Masters Abroad). They can also do a level 4, 5 and 6 and go for Masters in any school of their choice)

- Student with HND ( These will do a level 6 and go directly for Masters and don't need to go for Premasters first)

- Student with a degree but wants to change their field of study ( These will do a level 4 and 5 and go for Masters)

- Student who wants purely online and have no intention to travel (The level they will do will depend on their current qualification)

Please NOTE that all programs can be done within a year and a single program can be done within 3months.

If you are interested and need more clarity, you can reach out to Joshua through this number

Website: bsmsedu.org.uk
Call/WhatsApp: +2348162378668.

Congratulations

What do you mean you don't want her to stay with you?
How old are you?

AcadaWriter:
I want a rabbit pet

we have. But they are for sale. Let me know if you need them

Yes o. We have many of them.

pretydiva:

Sir, there are still decent Nigerian girls in Nigeria

My son has rabbits for sale. How many do you need?

ForValour:
I want a rabbit pet

saddler:

The company where i work deducts tax and other payables.

abeg, link me up.

saddler:

I earn in foreign currency.

My monthly take home after tax is over 3 million naira.

God has really bless you o. Please my brother how can you help me?

stevups:


Patch patch..

patch patch how? Please explain

These people should stop saying this rubbish. How can you compare just a state to a nation. A whole 36 states. Considering his age right now as well.
Anyways, I'm hoping for the best. But this hunger is too much abeg

You still dey get customers?

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Dem go finish you

macho44:
Twenty tips that will spice your marital life, heighten the excitement and keep the KONJI you have for your partner on a different level.

1. Wear something easy to remove, comfortable and sexy. Make the work of your partner easy to peel off your clothes to reveal the naked you. Yummy lingerie, loose boxer. Sleep naked for best results

2. Brush your teeth to encourage kissing

3. Don't carry work to bed

4. Minimize the use of phones or laptops. Your partner needs attention, the bedroom is sacred

5. Move the baby to a separate room (if your finances allow you to and you have a home of more than one bedroom) when the baby is of age. The child might have been conceived in the bedroom but is not meant to live in your bedroom that is an exclusive island for two

6. Gentleman have that one spot besides her lips you kiss each night; whether it's her forehead, fingers, shoulders, back or butt. Lady, stroke him with your gentle touch, your fingers speaking love

7. Make a habit of praising each other's body, it makes you both comfortable and relax. Talk those bedroom matters

8. Pray together before you sleep, and when you wake up

9. Apologize and forgive if any wrong was done during the day. Don't sleep with a grudge or anger

10. Read your partner's body language. If you or your partner desires to make love, then rise to the occasion or wet up to the occasion; whether night or morning glory

11. Have pillow talks, open your heart and lips and talk intimate stuff. Say how you feel; are you troubled, grateful, broken?

12. Cuddle up when you feel sleep is fast approaching, drown into sleep as your bodies intertwine

13. Tell each other how much you mean to each other. Your partner never gets enough of your affirmation

14. Incase one of you farts, laugh about it (some farts are unstoppable)

15. Cover your partner incase you wake up in the middle of the night and find your partner outside the duvet/ blanket

16. Kiss your partner when you come back from peeing in the middle of the night

17. Hold your partner close and pray when your partner wakes up terrified by a nightmare

18. Give a goodnight and goodmorning kiss

19. Spend some few minutes of love in bed even when the alarm wakes you up

20. Carry the love you have for each other even when you leave the bed

I will save this and share it with my children by the grace of God. As for me, it's long too late.
My children will marry well and live to enjoy their marriages in Jesus name. Amen

VEXT:


Go and work hard and make money leave God alone

e pain you. Sorry, no cry. Oponu

God, my father, it is my time and my turn. Please show me mercy

VEXT:
Most of u just come online to showoff

omg. What a man of sorrow you are! I pity you

It is igbo beggars that I have never seen before

People are really frustrated and depressed in this country, all they need is someone to transfer their aggression on. And what's the meaning of this?

But why are you people complaining?
The man that resigned was also Yoruba now.
Or are you expecting an aboki to replace a Yoruba man?

[quote author=Xcellency01 post=83397450][/quote]you have to come back to rewrite.
The certificate will not come out

Kukutente23:

Not in Nigeria sha
A sitting gov once cancelled teaching of languages in public schools.
He said anyone who wants to learn any language should meet their parents

I know you are referring to baba omo kekeke. Baba Akande😃😃😃😃

Who buried who now🤔
Just because of 1k.
Tilumbu, you did this?