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NwaAmaikpe:



I would have said Miracle, but he is a one-minute man

I would have said Leo, but he is a cocky, self-sufficient dick.

I would have said Tobi, but he is a woman wrapper.

I would have said Ahneeka, but her face is as rough as a grater.

I would have said Nina, but she is too 'free-and-fair'.

I would have said Alex, but she is a foetus murderer.

I would have said Lolu, but he is a sissy,

I would have said Rico, but he is hyperactive and an apparent drug abuser,

I would have said Angel, but the other contestants are way his juniors so it will be partial.

I would have said Cece, but the midget's brother in-law is already the host of the show.

I would have said Ifu, but she almost jeopardized her academics for a nonentity like CDQ.

I would have said BamBam, but her makeup scares me.

I would have said Teddy, but he is a gossiping, bullish Jim Iyke-wannabe.

So despite her small brezz, I am left with Anto.
Anto for me!
And this has nothing with me being friends with the Leckys.

sidnen:
Is it adding any dime to yours?

Clap for unaself

Nairalanders what happened? For some days I was unable to like, quite, even like.