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Freshandfitpod:
I always stand for truth whether it favours me or not

And you know it's the truth because Trump's team said so right? 🤡

Mirasteel:
She's going to be a pastor or pastress soon, then open a business center(church) to fool people. 😂

You understand the game well. That's exactly what she is planning. Lol. Dem don see how much Jerry Eze dey make and all of dem wan join the mugu cash out.

Heffalump:
Touch NOT my anointed and do my prophet NO harm. Just wait and see the nemesis that will befall Turkey in the coming years. God is not a man that he should lie....

He who blessed Israel is blessed and who cursed Israel is Cursed.

Everyone were busy making smart geopolitical arguments why Turkey's decision doesn't matter in any way and Israel does not need them. This one has to come with dumb religious argument. Lol

Brazino:
Some of u reason somehow honestly. You don't believe in the potency of deity, but you believe in the existence of the Devil. You're still a learner

Assumptions. How do you know the person you replied believes in the devil? Not everyone is superstitious like you o

Quelme:
see flawed logic. Why don't you compare £1000 to 1000NGN?

What's the minimum wage in Nigeria?

Minimum wage in Nigeria 77,000NGN per month

Minimum wage in UK £11.44 per hour

Answer yourself....

This is the worst argument I have ever seen. It seems like your skills of comprehension aren't very good.
The video is arguing that $5000 is better than 30M Naira. Get that first. Calm down and let it sink in.

The person you are arguing with is saying that based on purchasing power parity, 30M will go farther in Nigeria than $5000 dollars will go in the US. And he is right.

Your own argument has veered off topic and is comparing $1 to 1 Naira. You don't even understand what the point the person you are arguing against is making. You just want to argue 🤦🏾‍♂️

Finally maybe all Nigerian pastors can now stop faking miracles. Lol

But since it is Elon Musk, I doubt it will be ready in the next 5 years. The man has had a habit of over promising recently.

Tjra:
Another thread for haters of God to mock Christains.

And na person born these children oo

You mean like Christians mock other people? You guys are clowns. The other day there was a fire in a part of Nigeria that burnt many houses but fortunately didn't touch one Redeemed Church. Tell me what Christians were doing then? They were mocking others by claiming God saved their own church. Never mind that it probably wasnt only the church that was spared. But Christians, the very dumb ones, used it for advertisment. Clowns

This kind of stuff won't get likes because many people's pastors fall under the category

Oboys12:
The way Christians behave this days sends chill through my spine, what sort of generation is this.
Somebody said something and you come online to bash him,

Leave him to his God to be his judge while you face your life and your God.
I don't understand why people will just take delight in denigrating a Man of God beffles me.
Some people will just be looking for content with a man of God, once they hear anything the next thing is to set thier ring light and on data and sadly it's mostly done by so called Christians.
No reverence to regard for Almighty God

Who decides who is a man of God? You or your denomination?
I am sure if a white garment church pastor or Catholic bishop said something similar, you won't be so magnanimous and leave it to God. That's exactly when you will point out everything wrong with those denominations.
Your pastor said something wrong and not biblical. He has been doing that a lot recently and making a lot of mistake that anyone truly anointed by God can never make. He is just a mere man with followers.
Anything he says will be dissected and commented on whether good or bad. If you want the good things he says to be carried by bloggers and broadcasted then don't be a crybaby when the bad things he says also attracts equal criticism.
If you don't like it, go and muzzle him. But the rest of us aren't mindless sheep like you. We will call him out on every false things he says. Your tears will not move us.

Jeezuzpick:
It's not a good thing to speak ill of a man who has done so much and impacted so many for good.

However, if he had not said what he said, life would still have continued. There was no need (as far as I know) to say this, especially with the knowledge that, despite staying, he still lost a son.

This is not a criticism of the man of God, by the way, just an expression of slight concern.

You have been so cowered with fear and been brainwashed that you see the truth but can't say it fully because of fear. SMH. This is the shame that Nigerian Christianity has turned into. A circus show filled with broken and timid people.

victorazyvictor:
Bros! Not a joke. When it comes to real men of God, we should thread with caution because curses can easily be contracted, and it doesn't end there, it can go as far as 4th generation.
Make we no dey give our grandchildren load they're innocent of.

This is 2025. Dumb threats like this doesnt work on anyone with a functional brain. So we shouldn't call out the false teachings of your pastor because you think he is anointed. Jokers. But you can disagree with other people's pastors and religious leaders. Stop clowning.

People that hacked your communication network and used them as IEDs definitely know your whole chain of command and are deeply embedded in your network. But these Islamic fools will be busy fighting a lost battle instead of waiting, strategizing and taking years to grow stronger.

KEVIND:
World War 3: TB Joshua's Prophecy On The Ongoing War Btw Iran & Isreal.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZfURCnGZ9U?si=lqjebJZaDjTkX4A4

How the war will start -TB Joshua
"Am seeing tension between Iran & Isreal"
https://www.nairaland.com/8229689/world-war-3-tb-joshuas

You guys are still trying to defend TB Joshua's scams after his death. Most of us knew he was a scam before he died and we haven't changed our minds. Give up already.
Any clown using 40 year tension between Iran and Israel as a prophesy is nothing but a scammer.

Realtruth2023:
Dude Chosen didn't multiply in the south east. It was more in Lagos. Take am easy to lie

Only a Chosen member can reason like this. Not very smart. Are you saying Chosen never multiplied in the South East? Are you saying Lagos has more Chosen members than the South East combined? Are you saying all the Igbos that have been migrating from the southeast to Lagos and adding to the numbers of Chosen members there came from Cambodia?
I am not even mad. I want to understand what you are disputing. But let me know if you are a Chosen member though so I don't even waste my time with someone incapable of complex thought.

GanagiBitrus:
Right, but what will it profit you?

I derive joy from mocking the willfully stupid. I derive satisfaction from enlightening people and saving them from the bondage of stupidity perpetuated by churches like that. I derive fulfilment from knowing that I have made the overall intelligence and progress of the human race better by pointing out those who will try to derail said progress in the name of their backwards beliefs and laughing them to scorn

Nonsense denial.

I have been hearing about Chosen since around 2003 and even in those days they were known for these stupid testimonies. Like claiming that armed robbers usually drop their guns and run anytime a member declares "I am a Chosen". That was how they multiplied in the South East. By sharing stupid stories and getting all the desperate and gullible people in those states to join the church.

So for the church to now be denying their own modus operandi is laughable. Church of morons.

GanagiBitrus:
There is freedom of Religion & Association in Nigeria, so everyone should be free to believe what he or she chooses, provided the rights of others are not infringed upon.

And everyone should be free to mock them for their beliefs too. It's that simple

MissOpe:
So the green cardigan wen he takes do the Abroad like oshodi skit, na the same green cardigan he take pack out when he was caught.....

This is really a staged skit.....

Someone that is squatting obviously just got there and that is likely to be the only good apparel he has. So it's not surprising that he is still wearing the same thing. I know a Guinean guy that used to wear a camouflage cardigan everyday for the 6 months that I knew him.

obonujoker:
You are not a Christian. If you were, you would know this world is a battle field.

Everyone will die, both pastors, workers, evangelists, Chosen, deeperlife, Muslim, atheist.

When a Christian dies,it's great gain., and those that are wise, will know that they need to pray more, and preach more.

Shut the heck up. Mr Battlefield Earth
The next time you invite someone with problems or sickness to your church to see the Idol of Chosen for miracles and you don't remember to tell him everyone dies so no problem, may the true God punish you lol

Now you all remember that everyone dies. But when you want to broadcast your fake testimonies online, you don't remember. Clowns

obonujoker:
So what about Jesus that died at 33 years old??

What about the apostles that were beheaded and killed after all miracles they did?

Like I said, Chosen people are morons. Nobody with a sound mind attends that church.

Jesus Christ died because he was supposed to die to save the world. The disciples died because they were supposed to die for the gospel.

Are you saying your pastors wives are also supposed to die? And if so, how did their death advance the gospel? You people don't think in that church.

So you can call the idol of Chosen and armed robbers will run or bullets will turn to powder but you can't heal your own pastors wives? Get the hell out of here. Come back when you learn how to think. This is not your yeye church where you wear apron and dance in the mud and testify nonsense and all the morons there believe.

Ibehchizzy:
my guy you're just as stupid as d idiiiot that gave birth to you
You want to go down this road with me?
I go show you say I'm truly the son of the devil
Braindead retard
Be like say u dey suffer from severe brain rot bastad

Who wants to go down a road you are already familiar with with you? Lol. Look at what this clown is boasting about. What a shame.

You want me to drag your parents? Nah. They already have it bad by birthing a waste like you. You will be ignored from now on. I just want to prove to you you are beneath me. Now cry as much as you like. This is my last reply to you. Bleat like a goat. I won't even reply

Ibehchizzy:
just like the brain dead salmon shagging imp of a dad that gave birth to a brain dead incel as yourself
Next time think with ur brain before u quote me
Lunatic

Clown. Has been crying since because I showed him that his question is stupid. The good thing about this is that you will think well before being foolishness next time. I know your dad is unfortunate just like you. So I will ignore your tantrums and pains. I understand. Keep crying

Ibehchizzy:
I am not a chosen bro
Don't be a Braindead retard

Yeah. Keep lying to yourself. Clown. And if you are truly not one, better just join them already. You already think like an apron-wearing king of morons asking such dumb questions

godwon01:
The death of his two wives was just coincident. I don't think it was attached to something. The caption sound as if you were mocking him or his God . Not a good caption anyway. Dealth is inevitable.

Nonsense and shamelessness. We can see through this rubbish you just spewed in an attempt to sound wise. You are not fooling anyone here but the brain-dead morons that already attend Chosen.

I can bet if any other man came to tell you that he lost his two wives, you won't tell him this stuff you just wrote. Instead you clowns will tell him to come and attend your church so that the "god of Chosen" will deliver him from the bondage and spiritual problem.

Now all of a sudden, because it happened to your pastor, who is just a mere man and just another charlatan, you have suddenly realized that coincidences happen. Clowns

RIP to the dead.

Ibehchizzy:
that pastor odukoya guy that lost his second wife nko

Another stupid statement. I am sure you are a Chosen too. Only people from that congregation of morons make statements like this.

Did the Pastor you mentioned claim to be performing miracles every other day? Did his followers go about claiming they can dodge bullet and have unlimited gas supply when they call the name of his god?

What is the point of your comparison? I thought you guys claim to be special and experience special experiences from a special pastor who specially walks with a god. Why, all of a sudden, are you comparing your pastor to other 'ordinary' pastors?

LadyExcellency:
Jacob's wives also died in the Bible and no questions were asked. Abraham's wife also died and Abraham lived with a new young wife, Kutera

This is a dumb analogy. That's the problem with most of you that support nonsense.

Jacob never claimed to be a performer of miracles. Secondly Jacob never had followers that go around claiming different ridiculous miracles happened to them daily. Only clowns from Chosen do that. And neither Jacob nor Abraham lost 2 wives in their lifetime.
So you can't come with your illogical analogy when people are right to ask questions about why said miracles do not reflect in the life of the founder of a church filled with gullible morons.

May the dead rest in peace. But nobody will be allowed to hide behind the dead to shield themselves from pertinent questions. Idiots like Righteousness2 will hide from this thread but if it happens to others you will see him rushing to preach and use the situation to massage his own self-righteous ego.

maestroferddi:
Delusional APC never-do-well like you will always see white as black and vice versa...

Trump that has been dubbed one of the best debaters in American political history is dumb?

In a study of IQ level of all American presidents , Trump was ranked in the top percentile, even above Barrack Obama...

Read una no go read....Na wetin the likes of CNN dey feed una be una knowhow...

Guy easy na. You don't need blatant lies like this to support a person. Come on!

If we ask you to provide any sound evidence for this ridiculous claim now, you will get belligerent and start throwing insults instead. It is your right to support anyone you like and I will defend that right till tomorrow. But easily refutable statements like this just makes you look bad.

I am just giving you an advice.

What is the use of this to anyone? Whether his body is corrupted or not has no relevance if he is still dead.

Put an chemically preserved body in a hermetically sealed glass and some clowns will claim it's a miracle.

Everlastingson:
Now that you have opportunity to repent and be saved you're busy cursing Jesus. If you die in your sin and go to hell you can't blame anybody. Stop being deceived by Satan. Jesus Christ died on the cross because of you. Receive Him NOW before it becomes too late

So you are Jesus? Or your pastor is? Incoherent clown. If you die with this your foolishness not even heaven or hell will accept you. They will be too ashamed to associate with you.

Righteousness2:
The GOD OF CHOSEN IS SO GREAT!
This is just one from multiple thousands of such.

The GOD OF CHOSEN is known right here in Nigeria and All over the World for these Mysterious Mysteries.

The Wise will Glorify GOD.
The Foolish will run their mouths and destroy themselves.

Mugu. No wonder you are always posting nonsense. It is easy to tell that you have been influenced by that congregation of fools that you call a church. Chosen is a church for morons. Critical thinking dies the moment any sane person decides to hang that green apron around his neck.