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BadBradley:
Buliwyf makes the mistake of boasting to be a troll without even checking his opponent out.

And this lackey has no brain power to bind words beautifully together nor can he post of good punchlines or clever retorts.

Only thing going for him is he stays up all night struggling to have the last word.

And this dude's brain is too weak to pack a decent punch.

What a frustrated butthurt baby

What are you and why should I check you out? Why do you want to be checked out? You are inconsequential to me as the fart I just let out some hours ago. You have gone to dig up my profile and you have found out I am actually doing better in life than you so you are trying anything else to make yourself feel better. Next time you meet someone online you won't be so quick to assume they match your stereotypes. Some of us actually enjoy doing this for no reason in particular and I love trolling terrorists and their supporters.

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May they continue to feel the pangs of envy and hopelessness like BadBradley is doing now.

BadBradley:
yeah, like you claim to be contented in Nigeria but secretly forging fake documents to travel abroad?

Like you claim to be educated but forged your school leaving certificate?

What a pitiable sod!

I bet you can't even support your own weight by yourself.

Weak-kneed idiot

I thought you would have brought the evidence of the fake documents by now. But you haven't and just keep repeating because you are out of ideas LMAO

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May they continue to repeat themselves hopelessly while they lose at all sides like BadBradley is doing with his life. LOL

BadBradley:
buliwyf thinks you plural goes with singer verbs...okay.

He's a troll apprentice at 35. I can afford to mess with his brains

Chai. Dude on a more serious note you need to go back to school. "Does" goes with "an uneducated imp" which you are. Which pitiful primary and secondary school did you attend for Godssake? Are you sure you are not almajiri educated? LMAO

I haven't seen such an ill educated little man spouting so much drivel before. SMH. That is what happens when you run out of ideas and try to find anything to attack with.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May they get free education from their enemies like BadBradley is getting now.

BadBradley:
buliwyf is now telling me his economic sojourn and business investments....and job status

What are you trying to prove to me?

That you're that the belly-up fish rotting away on your own delusions and frustration.

You're enjoying the banter and same time dying to show me you're doing good for yourself.

Your daddy should have deleted your life away if you were a text on his phone.

I am not proving anything that hasn't been proven by you. I was contented just to banter with you without dragging your lack of privilege into it. Until you decided to drag it in yourself.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May they continue to see every of your factually stated achievements as boasting because they lack the pedigree and opportunities and can never have it in life.

BadBradley:
Have I beaten your brain to concussions or you just can't place pronoun and their verb numbers?

Chai. This guy is even disgracing himself more. He doesn't even know when to use "does" and "do" in a sentence. Monkey please type that into Ms Word and see for yourself LOL. I am a blessing to your family. Your parents wasted money on your education and I have managed to teach you a lot this night lol. You keep making a mockery of yourself for others to see LOL.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May they lose their sense of bearing like BadBradley is doing now.

BadBradley:
This is getting uninteresting....you're whining like a little bitch now... You're shameless, though, after denying then accepting,then accusing me of going through your posts.

Buliwyf, how can you be an atheist when your very life is irrefutable proof that witches and wizards exist?

What did I deny and what did I accept? LOL.

Pointless rambling. Keep disgracing yourself. My life is a proof that witches and wizard exist yet I managed to work in Nigeria and make enough money to invest in myself and sponsor myself out of the country and be here today making a mockery of your existence. Yet you are still in Nigeria projecting your failures and frustrations on other people and supporting terrorists.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May they be more frustrated and stagnated than BadBradley.

BadBradley:
Buliwyf, pronounced BOO-LI-WAIF

Only an idiot with no certificate will come up with this kind of butt-ugly name

Yeah because an uneducated imp like you does not know the legend of Buliwyf. It is sad that you keep hurting yourself thinking you are hurting me. You aren't exposed obviously. And statements like this only make people know who is more enlightened between you and I. I am sure you will Google it now and learn something after making a fool of yourself LOL.

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May they continue to expose their eternal handicap like BadBradley is doing now.

BadBradley:
looooolz stop explaining.

Let's go to a simple psychological test.

Ever since I unleash your age forgery and certificate destitution, you began typing in long epistles

But I know you're not hurting. You're enjoying my company for hours

Yeah go an bring the age forgery na. Lol. You are talking as if that is a point. You should also not forget to alert the police while you are at it. Anything short of that means you are hopeless. First it was that I am not in Nigeria. Then it was that I had a bad childhood. When those didn't stick you went with atheist. After that didn't stick too you are now claiming age forgery Lmao.

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May the continue to merry go round in life and career like BadBradley is doing. Lol

BadBradley:
you're nagging liek a c.ock-craving bitch.

You're sweaty, with an unusual heart rate and racing pulse beat....never once have you seen this kind of beaten I handed you.

I haven't even started with you....

Yeah. I have never once seen this kind of beating where someone went to dig for dirt and only handed his opponent a weapon and even broadcast his achievements while doing so. Please more of this kind of beating.

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May they be like BadBradley who praises themselves outside while they keep dying inside.

BadBradley:
you're obviously scrubbing at the barrel of your diss-drum.

I feel pity for you.

Weak watery words with no sting.

At 35 you're still getting beaten up online like a market thief!!!

See how I have knifed you and spilled your guts all over the floors of Nairaland.

Looooolz......what a waste of male headcount!

I am not 35 I am actually 50. That should make you feel better since somehow you think that is a point. LMAO. You could even be 60 while typing this and it makes no difference to me. I will keep mocking you whether you are 15 or 75 as long as you are a terrorist symphatizer.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May they be like BadBradley who spent all day trying to prove someone is jobless only to get disappointed and question the meaning of his existence.

BadBradley:
he's explaining to the crowd now and looking for sympathy

There's a difference between and atheist which you're not and a weathered, life-beaten, mud-clinging atheist which you are.

Now,I'm thinking, no basic certificate,

Then you forged your age

Tried in vain to travel out with fake school papers.

Then a failed atheist

And now you're a troll apprentice?

Did your father's creditors swap your destiny with that of a sacrificial goat?

Which sympathy? So you want me to allow you to insult atheists when I am not one? You have called me Yoruba earlier and I made you know I am not one. Was I looking for sympathy then too? Every Sunday I troll religious people. My affiliations are well known it is you that think calling me an atheist is an attack when it isn't. It just shows you have run out of ideas. Everyone can easily see that? I am actually enjoying your company and your frustration warms the blood that courses through my veins.

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May they be confused like BadBradley and not even know the best way to attack so they flail hopelessly

BadBradley:
I read your first line and gave up!!! "Bushbaby" that's primary 2 diss word.

You're a cheap pretender...as empty as a drunk's glass.

But you don't have your basic certificate. Sorry for expecting more.

Damaged human leftover.

Monkey is also a primary 2 insult and I have called you that many times today. Does it make you any less of such? LMAO. I can taste your frustrations from my keyboard you really thought you had the right ammunition when you went digging into my profile didn't you? Sorry bro. Some people are just doing better than you. It is destiny. The Fates have made it so you will be under me. There is nothing you can do about it.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May they continue to gnash their teeth like BadBradley Lmao

BadBradley:
Mud-sniffing atheist, how's life treating you.

You couldn't run away form Nigeria because you don't have a school leaving certificate

I knew if Nairaland was hacked for 6 months, you'd develop HBP....

You're just seun's creation

LOL. Now he is attacking atheists. Not that they are bad people. I even know a lot of IPOB supporting atheists. This guy is out of ideas. I am irreligious. I dont believe in Christianity and I am open about it. Doesn't make me an atheist. I am sure if you dig well you will know that. So attack me with my proper label LOL

I just feel sorry for you. Your brain is so small that you don't even know how to handle this pickle you are in right now. Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers like BadBradley. Make they continue to be a means of entertainment for people like us LMAO

BadBradley:
I don't know why you're reeling out your bio for me, social misfit.

I didn't ask you and I don't want to know.

Trying to tell someone on-line you don't know about your social and academic lives shows how needy and desperate you want to appear and look cool on here.

And you call your self a troll.... mentally handicapped efulefu

Needy and desperaterate? Dumb bushbaby. I didn't bring up my social status until you did pig. I tried to make it a level playing ground. I am here to troll people and not to destroy their self worth. But you did that yourself. You formed this notion that I am a frustrated unemployed person so you went digging for dirt to hurt me with when you failed at other attempts. Unfortunately for you, my confidence is in the fact that you can't hurt me with anything and I have transcended the likes of you. I have lead my life well and invested in myself so I can speak my mind and troll you freely.

I didn't even think this evening will be much fun as this. Now that you have brought up my being abroad yourself I can use it as an ammunition against you. Boy I pass you. No matter how you look am. I don achieve pass you. LMAO.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May they continue to wish they can achieve half of what you achieved why good luck elude them like it is eluding BadBradley. LMAO

BadBradley:
listen your IQ is single digits.

Typing my name in your text to give me multiple mentions won't help you.

I'm here to teach you a bitter lesson. And I will haunt you here onwards.

Nairaland can't bear the brunt of your battered childhood and charred upbringing.

Keep your frustration to yourself.

Your life's in misery and you're pouring your frustrations on us.

I'm going to reduce your life's expectancy by 7 years.

How is typing your name affecting you? Is it stopping you from thinking properly. First you claim I am frustrated in Nigeria because you are in the situation. I have proven to be a lie and I am sure you have confirmed it if not you would have brought evidence to counter me. Now you are talking about my childhood because yours was bad right. Unfortunately for you I grew up with a very good childhood.

I am waiting for what you will say next.

But while your slow brain thinks of a reply, death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May they be like BadBradley who try to project their failures on people who have left them behind and get hurt and suicidal like he is now.

BadBradley:
Oga age forger. No wonder you're always quick to call people who possestmkre grandeur and poise than you illiterates.

Because deep down you know their better than you!

Bloody doopey where is your certificate?

Which of the certificates do you want? LOL

The fact that someone without a certificate has a job and managed to leave the country and left you in it while you sniff his posts and couldn't find anything to attack with is a really big shame on you.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May they be left behind like BadBradley. LMAO

BadBradley:
what's stories, Oga?

Are you still dazed by the punches... You better regain your composure before contemplating attack.

Initially you called them stories when I said you don't have primary school certificate, then you turned around to accusome of digging your old post and then turned around again to call them stories.

Oga, what's wrong with you nah?

Do you have school leaving certificate?

Didn't you forgr your age?

Aren't you a frustrated, life-beaten atheist, a mentally challenged one?

Aren't you planning to flee Nigeria?

Homeless dog with no fixed address.

I would habe gone easy on you until you bragged about being a troll when your brain is even smaller than your girl friend's mutilated clit

Yes I am 50 and forged my age. Iti. You are just clutching at straws now and making baseless claims. I am planning to run away from Nigeria even though I am no longer in Nigeria again. LOL

Brain dey pain this one.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May they be so confused like BadBradley and not even know the best way to attack you.

I haven't even clicked your profile yet o. And I have injured you this badly. LOL. BadBradley, how far na? Why your life bend like this? You are running out of ammunition o.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May tears never cease from their frustrated faces.

BadBradley:
he types a lengthy post so uncharacteristic as he got another full shovel load of attack.

Yeah we know you're enjoying watching your own funeral. Olodo.

Pretentious, School leaving certificate non-complaiant idiot.

This one is talking about school leaving certificate. You should have talked about my masters certificate and my bachelor's and my secondary school na. Boy we go teach you how to troll. You dey learn work

Death to all terrorists and their family and sympathizers like BadBradley. May their frustration bring joy to us all.

BadBradley:
you denied the truth and called them stories.... frustrated looney trapped in Nigeria and using Nairaland for social emotional therapy.

Habe you falsified your age yet ?

Loser!!!

Stories upon stories. I thought you said you will dig up posts. This idiot still thinks I am frustrated like him and living in Nigeria. Dundee. I enjoy making a mockery of goats like you. I didn't even need to bring up the fact I am abroad since because I knew I was getting to you easily without doing much. The fact that I actually pushed you so much that you had to sniff through my post really makes me happy LMAO.

Death to terrorists and their sympathizers. May they forever be frustrated like BadBradley and bite their fingers when they realize you are actually doing better than them in life.

BadBradley:
Buliwyf, I had told you to pick your customers well.

You're not a troll, you're just another idle frustrated Nigerian with absolutely nothing going on for him.

We don't need to dig up your low intelligent post....your frustration and emptiness shine forth like a full moon

LOL. IPOB monkeys are funny. Dig up the post na. Abi you don tire. Just to show I am enjoying this I didn't even bother to check your profile. All the ammunition I need is what you give to me and your petulance.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers.

BadBradley:
do you agree you're just another frustrated Nigerian using Nairaland as a Therapy to escape the harsh reality of your miserable existence?

LOL this monkey thinks everyone is miserable like him. Even before I left Nigeria I was working with a good company. I am sure you thought you will find me looking for job or asking for interviews but you were disappointed to find out I am not actually pathetic like you are.

I am sure that is why you support terrorists. Because you are miserable in Nigeria and you hope that mayhem will somehow change your status.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May they be so pained and disappointed to find themselves sniffing and licking under your boots like BadBradley because they can't hurt you.

BadBradley:
stories? Which?

You don't have a primary school certificate, no?

You're a frustrated, mud-clinging atheist, no?

You're not planning to flee Nigeria? The so-called terrorists are still better than your dispossessed ass.

Scum of the earth!!!

LOL. The clown is even sniffing through my post history like a truffle pig to look for ammunition LMAO. I really hurt this poor boy so much he is now obsessed.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. May they all die a great painful death and become so pained like BadBradley .

BadBradley:
I discovered that any time you're completely outsmarted, beaten and shellacked here you automatically switch to accusing your tormentors of crying....what a pathetic whelp living on self-denial. You dey even shame pass new olosho

You dey scream wailers and death but you're selling your neighbours land to ran out of the country.....na this kind of mental laziness and emotional diarrhea make you no fit locate your primary school certificate.

Abi mommy no keep am for you? What's your background like? Where you happy or tortured and become quickly disillusioned?

You're a disgrace to atheists....your stupidity self no go fit carry the simplicity of religion.

Dead man living on the internet.

Nairaland Lazarus

More stories and tears. Keep crying boy. Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers who claim they are not terrorist sympathizers

BadBradley:
Now you're just typing to have the last word... anything your fingers could churn is good

Are you this desperate?

Is Nairaland the barometer for measuring your acceptability?

Damn, leaving in your own skin mist be a torture for you.

You're even wailing and gnashing than the terrorists

Are you still trolling? Mentally Inferior idiot.

Stories upon stories. As if it will stop your tears or bring back your terrorist brothers from hell. LMAO

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. I hope you have a very big mop for all the tears you have running down your cheeks. Lol

BadBradley:
Looolz, you're repeating same line like your unwashed boxers?

You found the wrong customer. Eat your salty chicken but keep a strait face for the onlookers.

This is how you die silently and miserably.

You're almost 35 and your long term goal is to look cool on the internet.

Well I will teach you a little lesson. See how you done dey repeat same phrase in your last 4 posts?

That's how mentally exhausted you are.

Your brain can't even stretch beyond 2cm

Story. I am actually almost 50 LOL. Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. The more they cry the more we love it. I will always be here to mock your ass LOL.

onuman:
If you are from any of the 12 sharia states in northern Nigeria, ask Sani Yerima the then governor of Zamfara state the question a BBC female Reporter asked him during the sharia criminal laws riots in the sharia states.

The Reporter asked Yerima if he did not understand that the sharia criminal laws brought into Nigeria by Yerima would lead to break up of Nigeria.

Boko Haram had not even started then.
A few years after this question from the BBC reporter, Boko Haram emerged and has been saying clearly that it’s fighting for a Nigeria to be governor with Islamic Sharia criminal justice system.
Do you think that by your Jihadist-led armed forces of Nigeria attacking IPOB people who knew the plans of the 12 sharia states for a Nigeria to be governed with Islamic Sharia criminal justice system, the Jihadist can stop the disintegration of Nigeria?

Story what concerns me with Sharia and the north. I am here to mock you IPOB supporting halfwits.

BadBradley:
your opinion doesn't matter just like your life!!!

We know your type. You're as fragile as a lab glass and your lifespan has the duration of your last data subscription!!!

You're that idle and shiftless.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers who come online to cry when they are killed. May we continue to grill our chicken with their salty tears. lol

BadBradley:
Story? So I'm wishing death unto myself because of a bloody human debris like you who just floats around the internet like a badly programmed Ugandan virus?

Next time you will pick your match well before boasting to be a troll.

Demented , half-witted idiot.

Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. The fact that you are so incensed that I would not acknowledge you aren't a terrorist symphatizer makes me feel so good with myself.

Please write another 10 lines to explain yourself while I mock you even more.

onuman:
Both Amotekun and Ebubeagu are illegitimate militia formations that go counter to the constitution of Nigeria. Ewu one Nigeria or parasite - you no get sense.

When a region starts to form regional militia to ward off invaders from other regions of the same country, the country exists only on paper.

One Nigeria is as good as dead; except in the minds of ignoramuses like you who don’t understand that by the time the Fulani led the 12 northern sharia states to adopt unconstitutional Islamic Sharia criminal laws, that was the time when one Nigeria started to die.

LOL. Terrorists sympathizer you sound like you want to cry LMAO. You were one of those screaming UGM are not Igbos the other day. I was just laughing because I knew it won't be long for you to make an about face and show your true self. They have sent your brothers to hell to go atone for their poor decisions on this life and your tears give me joy.

BadBradley:
Amen to your prayers in bold characters!!!

Now are you disappointed by my agreeing to your prayers on death to terrorists and Thier sympathizers?

Or you're just fill of self-hate, you don't have any more excuses to churn out your weak lines you call trolling?

See how easy it is to make a fool of you and show the world what a weak-brained slowpoke this idle plonker is

Story. Keep crying.
Death to all terrorists and their supporters.
Nigerian army keep sending more IPOB to hell and giving make these fools come to weep online.

BadBradley:
Amen! To your prayers. looolz, see how weak and emotionally fragile you are. This is the weakest effort at self consolation.

I hate ipob more than you, I hate Kalu more than you hate the man who raped you. I said so in my first quote to you.

So why are you wasting words just to seem okay and pretend you're in contention?

And you call yourself a troll.

Do yourself a favour, look for an oak tree and a noose. Your life won't be worth the price of the rope that drained your life!

You really need to sit down and take an inventory of your idle pathetic life.

Story. Death to all terrorists and their sympathizers. This guy is so pained he needs to write lines upon lines of stories to feel like he has come close to getting back at me for mocking his brothers. Death to all terrorists and their supporters