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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 7:24am On May 06
andrewbaba44:


When I talk say the boy deserves game time some culers here go Dey talk about first touch as yeye excuse

That kid is good suddenly after that red card xavi reduced his game time from the bench ,if you see person wey sabi play ball you go know ,roque is a pure poacher and knows how to be at the right place at the right time

I like as his agent is speaking out ,lewandowski favourtism will be the end of xavi ,it’s time to wrap it up with that 36 year old polish tinubu ,how many big games lewandowski win us this season ? Almost zero

If victor roque leave this club I will never forgive xavi ,and it will also affect our relationship with Andre cury which will be a big blow

My advice for roque is that he should be patient sha and do pre season ,he agent Kuku said he isn’t leave on loan and he also said that

Let’s see how everything goes

Na only blind man go say roque no deserve to play
Bruhhh, the guy case dey baffling.

Xavi dey fall hand sha, if to say na like this e go be them for just leave am for Athletico Paranaense, yet them work overtime to bring am in early.

Haven't really paid much attention to Barca until recently, but no way you fit talk say there was no chance to give him game time at all.

LMAOOOO...next season go funny die if Xavi dey do like this already.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 1:14am On May 06
Why Xavi dey do Spain ronu with Barca team...cause this Vitor Roque situation no make sense at all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 8:39am On May 05
Kilishihunter:

We should start scouting for a goalkeeper for the future ASAP but then this board doesn't seem to be serious
I'm just glad people eyes don dey open small small.

Man's on the level of Bernd Leno, yet even Leno couldn't t steal a ten year career at Arsenal...they recognized he was arse and booted him out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 7:58pm On May 04
Oh well.

No be only Inaki Pena swallow 4 against Girona. grin

I was told the one that swallowed his own 4 today is the superior goal keeper though.

More like two absolutely hideous twins. lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 9:51pm On Apr 29
Even the ball playing ability sef wey Barca suppose manage don dey fade.

Again...What is Mac Andre Ter Dogshit exactly good at as a goalkeeper.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 9:15pm On Apr 24
Now why would Xavi fall into this kind of trap?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 10:27pm On Apr 21
Marc Andre Ter Dogshit stinks.

What does he even do?

Highest paid keeper in the world consistently swallowing 3 in big fixtures. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 5:15pm On Apr 18
Claudio Bravo.

DAMN...BARCA TRULY WAZ KANGZ. cheesy

Ter Stinkass been dogshit since day numero uno.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 4:54pm On Apr 18
Also.

Laporta's second run as President and he's being exposed as a massive fraud by the way.

Truly Truly Cruyff was holding his hands like an adolescent trying to cross the road for that his first stint as President.

Now he just looks like a fish that's trying to swim in a desert.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 4:41pm On Apr 18
That German mentality is top tier.

Perform optimally or get ready to be told that you did not perform optimally.

No sugar coating bullshit...Not surprised for a nation that produced Hitler.

Too much Cucktalan air has ruined Araujo's South American genes like the covid vaccine.

Ter Stinkass would have had the same mentality but he's been inhaling Cucktalan air since he was twenty two... Of course his German genes have also been altered.

Something about that Cucktalan air just makes one a bitch.

The fact that Messi was able to conquer it is another testament to his greatness.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 12:53am On Apr 18
Madrid kicked out Keylor Navas like he was tryna infect their entire team with HIV even after winning three CLs with him.

Barca fans glaze on Ter Stinkass because he was great against Bayern in the CL a decade ago.

Woh...

*inserts Obito disappearing gif*

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 8:37pm On Jan 27
Barca the only club on earth without goalkeepers.

GOD FORBID.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 12:25am On Dec 11, 2023
BlaqFaze:
if only TerStegen was the one shamelessly conceding 4 goals, I don't think you'll hype Girona
Oh please.

Ter Dogshït has been steadily disgracing his ancestors on the bright stages of Europe and anywhere the lights are brighter than 80% for 6+ seasons...and you haven't called him out on it. cheesy

It's yesterday Barca's defense was non existent you want to blame a goal keeper.grin cheesy

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.🫵

Thank God Ter Dogshït wasn't even in goal... Y'all would have been nursing the wounds of a 2:6 defeat. grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 11:29pm On Dec 10, 2023
Kilishihunter:

Same Girona vardrid piped 3-0 despite them dominating possession?
Same Girona Athletic Bilbao wanted to suffocate last two weeks?
We were tactically flogged abeg
A team that has tactically flogged Barca and is leading same Barca by 7points in the league is still not worthy of respect?

The arrogance wey una get dey shock me wallahi.

No worry...when Barca goes trophyless at the end of the season na when e go clear.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 11:27pm On Dec 10, 2023
Xavi's worse than Koeman and currently the only past Barca coach he's not yet worse than is Quique Setien. lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 11:20pm On Dec 10, 2023
Una go still disrespect Girona? cheesy cheesy

This is the competition the Liga Santander lacked last season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 9:40pm On Dec 05, 2023
Comunicado Oficial.


I win. cheesy grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 5:33am On Dec 05, 2023
udatso:

The way you disrespect Ter Stegen is nauseating honestly. Yes inaki has performed well so far but none of his performance is even close to the rescue Stegen has rescued us countlessly. When Stegen comes back and he picks form, he should start ahead of inaki while the games are rotated amongst them so inaki develops more. Please let's be guided with throwing away players that have had so much impact in our collective success.
Didn't read all that. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 5:29am On Dec 05, 2023
*Inserts Walter White's I win meme.* cheesy

He's not gonna be the same... meaning he's going to be x10 worse when he returns. angry

I've won but at what cost. lipsrsealed

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 12:22am On Dec 04, 2023
The team cheered InakiPenya after the game. grin grin grin

THEY KNOW THEY KNOW THEY KNOW. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 12:03am On Dec 04, 2023
Funny how this match had major similarities to the Real Madrid game.

Except for the RMadrid game Barca played without a keeper in goal. grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 12:02am On Dec 04, 2023
BlaqFaze:
TerStegen is still better in both making saves and playing with his feet.
Come off it...this isn't 2015. cheesy

Xavi has to use the best available player, so Pena will go back to the bench once TerStegen is back from injury
Then Barca goes back to conceding low quality goals from any forward...and best believe, I will be there. cheesy grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 11:44pm On Dec 03, 2023
oliverano:


Surely is a stretch bro. Matts is just 31. For a GK, that's his prime age. He can still play for seven or at least six more years.

Pena is 24, yet to see regular action at professional level. I don't see him waiting that long for Matts. I think he's good enough to start for clubs like Valencia, Villarreal, Girona, Bournemouth, Lens, etc.

He'll eventually leave sadly!
Same way Arnau Tenas left.

Barca hasn't used any La Masia goalkeeper properly...cause they are putting all their eggs in the basket of a goal keeper wey no good.

Hopefully it doesn't backfire.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 11:38pm On Dec 03, 2023
Omo...so this is how it feels watching a proper goalkeeper for Barca. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 11:37pm On Dec 03, 2023
jpmoriarti:
I think you have made your piont against Ter Stegen. Talk about something else. You're beginning to sound like a broken record.
AKUKO. cheesy

UNTIL I DRILL IT INTO Y'ALL'S SKULLS...

I CAN'T STOP...I WON'T STOP. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 11:31pm On Dec 03, 2023
BlaqFaze:
yh, sad for him but he should be patient...his time will come.

With this performance, he'll surely replace MATS in a few years time
Patient kor...when no be Job for Bible.

Ter Dogshït has been undisputed started for majority of his Barca career.

When Bravo was the same age as Ter Dogshït currently is...Lucho was starting Ter Dogshït in UCL games.

It's time for Xavi to simply do the same with InakiPenya.

HIS TIME IS SIMPLY NOW.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 11:29pm On Dec 03, 2023
TER DOGSHÏT IN GOAL DOESN'T WIN BARCA THIS GAME AND THAT IS JUST A FACT OF LIFE.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 6:20pm On Dec 02, 2023
Does Girona have y'all's attention now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 8:16am On Nov 29, 2023
Kilishihunter:

Na 5years we start to dey play ball? Despite Pena's masterclass you and I know MATS importance to the team rn, pena should just continue to keep him on his toes so we can see his best version
Keep him on his toes ke.

Person wey no go see starting eleven ever again when Ter Dogshït come back? grin

At least before if one play cup games another go play league and UCL games.

Now na person wey no good dey play everything. grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 2:57am On Nov 29, 2023
Kilishihunter:
Ter stegen won't be available again tomorrow, hope you're happy now bykelabyke :')
So we might need to outscore the opposition and keep our rearguard tight, We have to wake up
For the first time in 5years a Barca keeper showed up and showed out on a CL night.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 4:28pm On Nov 20, 2023
A 19year old starting 87 games and playing full 90minutes in those 87games certainly wasn't the best decision in hindsight.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by BykeLaByke: 11:30pm On Nov 19, 2023
Gavi.😦

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