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i'm amiable

as usual no food

the guy is too much jor

Sagamite:
This guy stop bringing utter useless platitudes.

Marriage is based on a complex mesh of factors, be it emotional attachment, attraction, compatibility, family, location etc. It includes trust but not solely based on it nor does any of the factors have to be at maximal on the scale. Some trust is sufficient.

If marriage is based on trust, very few women will marry as they cannot and will not trust you to not cheat.

So philosophically, your platitude fails.

Practically, your platitude fails.

Stop chatting shyt women used to emotionally manipulate you.

you are obviously not knowledgeable- marriage should never be viewed as a contract, and that's the problem with the world today. a little heat and everyone wants to call it quits and thats where the pre-nup comes in, no one wants to come out loosers. for a second think practically, if you do not envisage a divorce then why go ahead with  pre-nup
a pre-nup clearly states clearly, loudly YOU ARE A BLOODY GOLDDIGGER_ I DONT TRUST YOU_YOU ARE WITH ME ONLY BECAUSE OF THE MONEY

marriage is based on trust, if you dont trust your partner then why bother getting married in the first place. pre-nups simply states i dont trust you.

i believe a pre-nupt totally puts a major fault in the marriage bedrock, and the fault will eventually lead to a breakdown and divorce ensues.
no one loads a gun and plans not to use it. pre-nupt =divorce. if you are thinking pre-nupt it implies dnt trust your partner, and if you dont trust your partner it means you are in a relationship based on lust or fear of loosing the person which isnt healthy.

Odunnu:
*flashes my killer smile at him and waves*
hey you! Where have u been?

really
went offline, because nobody wanted to be my friend, but am back for you

noticed the ewa agoyin is still not ready

Odunnu:
You have ewa agoyin?

yippie- my friend is here
i will give you all the beans you want

snthesis:
rili , i dont mind o

nasty

^^bet you have giant tape worms

This Mama-gee is always hungry

Odunnu:
Haba Missy, the ogi is cold. Please make a fresh one. Hurry before I eat up the akara alone.
@Byns: its one big united family. My nite was fine, slept late, woke up late and reported at the office late with a frown. Lol.

, you should always use like three different alarms set at 5minutes intervals and quite far away from your bed, but not too far so that the noise can wake you up, and then you will be forced to get up to switch it off- it works for me  

where is my Bestest friend Ms Oam4J - can i have yam and eggs for Breakfast

Odunnu:
Akara and akamu would be ideal for ths morning.
Hello Mr Byns, how was your nyt?

Ms Pretty Odunnu , my night was lovely, how was yours? will you be my friend?

nonnyp:
@sissy yes or do u fink otherwise@byns may be i 'll start by cutting or getting rid of your manhood or kitty,farting arse.

yippie!!! nonny wants to fuccckkk me

my bestest friend can i have moin-moin and bread please

Mama Gee is lazy and fat- not the kind of friend i want

Odunnu is such a sweet name- i wonder what it means

AKunta is an ugly name though- are you related to Akpos

Thanks , but the water isn't cold

Mrs Oam4j my only friend

i use it to brush my teeth

cut off the affected region, or better yet cut off your head

why not get rid of unwanted fuckss- seal up ur Womanliness and cut off your husband's dick

the ultimate badt guy

OP- you have succeded in trapping the guy , nw you are trying to make it seem as if it was an accident. Do you think everyone is as dumb and clueless as the unfortunate guy, see your mouth like 2yrs planning for kids, 2 yrs planning for marriage , saving for this, saving for that.
bet you realized it was never going to happen and you did the smartest thing- got him to get you pregnant- quickly do your nuptials before the poor dude realizes he has been hoodwinked.

i am not happy- nobody cares, even the ugly Akunta doesnt want to be my friend 

Do You want me to pay for your services- how much is a plate of Beans and overripe plaintain

Missy ★ B:
Great!
Food is ready . . . Just for you and I. Come chop abeg. 

i knew you were pretending- you had no plans to cook the beans for me- you are so annoying 

OAM4J:
byns, you still not getting the message, we will like to be your friends, but up till now you are yet to wish my lady happy birthday. I take serious offense to that.

So be nice, do the right thing and you will have the best of our services. ok?

who is your lady- i dont see any mrs oam4j- so please kindly get lost 

deal

Missy ★ B:
It's not in my nature to be nice.

BTW, be nice to OAM4MISSY. . . . .Making beans isn't so easy, you know.

yeah right!!!
you people just dont care

OAM4J:
Dont want anybody crying on my girl's birthday. We are celebrating a good person, a good life and a better future.

here is your beans

[img]http://1.bp..com/-mHBTfIZYUIo/TY_ffEDPACI/AAAAAAAACdM/OHpkgtTu-Ac/s1600/baked+beans2.JPG[/img]

https://www.cosmosmagazine.com/files/imagecache/news/files/news/20081128_water_glass.jpg

dats disgusting- i asked for beans not poison rubbish

akunta:
@byns,
hw can u say nobody likes u or wants 2 be your friend on NL?
we r just celebrating wit our beloved sis- Missy!
so, maybe tats why the kitchen is kinda closed for the time
am sure tat in no time oma4j or Missy herself will
get u a very appetizing Beans, since the celebration is ova.
besides, i didnt see your birthday wishes 2 Missy
u make friends by being 1

will you be my friend please

Missy B is not nice

nobody likes me on nairaland
noone wants to b my friend
even the beans i asked for was not served :'
i was yabbed instead

lol

beans please