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[quote author=MrKnowitall post=30770836][b]The useless Igbo youth need to warn Jonathan instead. They need to warn him that if he doesn't stop is primitive anachronistic behavior, he will find himself in prison. They also need to remind him that he is a clueless man who once had no shoes. A man who is not even fit to be a principal of a daycare.
I don't blame you at all. Na social media allow useless people like you to dey yarn nonsense. Na zoo them suppose go dump you. Animal.

HOW NEWSPAPER HEADLINES WILL LOOK LIKE ON FEBRUARY 17TH, 2015;

1. "INEC declares Goodluck Jonathan President-Elect with 26.4 million votes! APC rejects result" - VANGUARD!

2. "Jonathan declared winner!". "This is the worst election in Nigeria's history" (GMB) - PUNCH!

3. "PDP in a historic victory!". "Ahmed Tunubu flees to Ghana, begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS!

4. "This is the worst rigged election in the world, Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are
heading to court" (Gov. Fashola) - DAILY INDEPENDENT!

5. "North boils as INEC
declares Jonathan winner, Boko haram threatens war." - NIGERIAN TRIBUNE!

6. "PDP wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are
studying the results" (Osibanjo) - SUN
NEWSPAPER!

7. "Arewa Consultative Forum Protests Jonathan's Victory, Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States" - TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER!

8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Jonathan" - Premium times

9. "Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Jonathan" - THE NATION!

10. "I Will Finish All The Christians In the north Before May 29" (Abubakar Shekau) - SAHARA REPORTERS

11. "Jega Rigged For The PDP, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him" (Pst. Tunde Bakare) - LEADERSHIP!

12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either Jonathan Or No Nigeria" (El Rufai) - DAILY TRUST

13. "Gen. Buhari in a secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Jonathan" - THISDAY NEWSPAPER

14. "No President That Has His People At Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone Who Doesn't Care About The Masses" (Alhaji Lai Muhammad) - NTA NEWS

15. "Nigeria Will Be Better Without Buhari" (United Nation) - NEW YORK TIMES

Or

1. "INEC declares Buhari President-Elect with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result" - VANGUARD!

2. "Buhari declared winner!". "This is the worst election in Nigeria's history" (Olisa Metuh) - PUNCH!

3. "APC in a historic victory!". "Godswill Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS!

4. "This is the worst rigged election in the world, Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are
heading to court" (Ruben Abati) - DAILY INDEPENDENT!

5. "South-south boils as INEC
declares Buhari winner, Militants threatened war." - NIGERIAN TRIBUNE!

6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are
studying the results" (Mimiko) - SUN
NEWSPAPER!

7. "Militants Protests Buhari's Victory, Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States" - TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER!

8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari" - Premium times

9. "Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari" - THE NATION!

10. "I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29" (Asari Dokubo) - SAHARAREPORTERS!

11. "Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him" (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) - LEADERSHIP!

12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either Jonathan Or No Nigeria" (Ayo Fayose) - DAILY TRUST

13. "Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari" - THISDAY NEWSPAPER

14. "No President That Has His People At Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone Who Doesn't Care About The Masses" (Doyin Okupe) - NTA NEWS

15. "Nigeria Will Be Better Without Jonathan" (United Nation) - NEW YORK TIMES

In the next 12 days let's see which one comes to pass! Dreams shouldn't scare you na!

advocate666: Maybe we should sell god some anti-burglary alarm so can stop whinning about being robbed. Omnipotent my assss.

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I can see you are tired of life. I pray God have mercy upon your damned soul.