₦airaland Forum

Please, where else in the world is this policy practised? Can you see how clueless and inhuman our government can be? Can someone advise the president on this before he creates a problem that will swallow him up. Nonsense!

Propaganda.

Ok!

Dear, there is a big difference between a toaster and someone dead serious about settling down with you.

Does he have to come out to let the whole world know? Abegi, let us all pray for our president for God's hand of protection over him and the family.

Is it now that reality is dawning on them? This is just the beginning as Nigerians will soon see the bigger picture. Shebi them wan enter government by all means, na im be this oooo!

I am an igbo man & I want my people to know that you can do whatever you like in your own house but on another man's turf, no way. Learn to respect other people's culture & tradition. An average igbo man is proud, arrogant & disrespectful. Na my people & I know them.

Me I dey laugh because if you get work you no go get time dey write this junk. Simply write 5 reasons why a pastor should not have a car. Mtchewwww!

Guy or gal, go hug transformer. Where you dey wey them be nothing? Now wey God don't dey bless them na him you dey make noise. You no get work. Dey there dey calculate another man wealth, make you no go get your own. Sure!

So what? How this one con take be news? Mtchweeww!

Nuezha:
Most times, the questions were mere sarcasm.

Sarcasm means the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say especially in order to insult someone, to show irritation, or to be funny.
So we are just catching fun.

10 STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK
1. You see identical twins, you
still dey ask '"na twins be this?"
No bros, na picmix...Lol!
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2. Nepa brings light and
everyone in the neighborhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask
me, "O boy na light be that?"
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
.
3. You see person dey vomit, you
still dey ask am "you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how
to vomit.
.
4. You just wake up from sleep
person come ask you say "you don
wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go
chop for dream.
.
5. You see woman wey born new
pikin you ask her "madam you don
born?" No ohhhh, she buy am
for OLX...
.
6. You greet person "good
morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin
you don wake?
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
.
7. My guy ask me "O boy where you
dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, and
him come ask me say "What is happening there?"
Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
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8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out
and asks me, "You dey comot?"
Not at all... I be the new
gateman...
.
9. I dey watch film… my guy enter come ask me "Guy na film you dey
watch?"
No naa... I dey discuss with
Osuofia...
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10. You see me dey chop indomie
come dey ask me, "O boy, na
indomie you dey chop so?"
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band
mixed with thread.
.
As it stands now, abeg i need to
ask you one question, no vex abeg.
Shey na nairaland be this?

Psalms 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

"But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned." - 1 Core. 2:14.
He that has an ear let him hear.

If you are Igbo and you are subscribing to this nonesense, then you need medical check up. I am Igbo and won't support this agitation as it is going g to spell doom.

CountDracula:
Igbos...

I can see you need medical check up.

Infinix Zero is rocking. Go get yours.

Youths dwell on the present but elders think the future.

While the youth argue on facts elders talk on realities of issue.

The youth may make decision on optimism that overwhelms realities but the elder will carefully look through by mixing realities with optimism.

So, discussing with an elder as a youth helps to paint a picture of the future you are yet to see, by bringing both the past and the future into the present.

In other words, the elder adds his experience to your current knowledge to help you arrive at a balanced conclusion.

It’s important for every youth to take his optimism through an elder’s eye in order to enjoy an itch free, stress-free and regret-free adventure in life. - Bishop David Abioye

Youths dwell on the present but elders think the future.

While the youth argue on facts elders talk on realities of issue.

The youth may make decision on optimism that overwhelms realities but the elder will carefully look through by mixing realities with optimism.

So, discussing with an elder as a youth helps to paint a picture of the future you are yet to see, by bringing both the past and the future into the present.

In other words, the elder adds his experience to your current knowledge to help you arrive at a balanced conclusion.

It’s important for every youth to take his optimism through an elder’s eye in order to enjoy an itch free, stress-free and regret-free adventure in life. - Bishop David Abioye

Well, come Saturday, 11th Aprill let's prove to him that we can't be intimidated. Agbaje must win come Saturday. This is the will of God.

I don't want to believe he made this statements.

Cowards makes noise to create unneccessry noise. APC are noise makers.

Well you will lose.

Well I believe their prediction was premised on available facts but this is my prediction, GEJ has won this elections. Period.

What is buhari hiding from? Honestly, something is not right.

He said, “It was N7bn that was given to the CAN leadership by President Goodluck Jonathan. They (CAN) later disbursed N3m each to the state chairmen of the CAN. The money was handed over to the CAN leadership on 26th January, 2014." Abeg follow me do small mathematics. 3 million naira times 36 states equals 108 million naira. Gbam! Wetin happen to the rest? My brother, why you dey lie like this abi you forget to do your maths well? Abeeegi, you too dey lie. APC propaganda no go work.

He said, “It was N7bn that was given to the CAN leadership by President Goodluck Jonathan. They (CAN) later disbursed N3m each to the state chairmen of the CAN. The money was handed over to the CAN leadership on 26th January, 2014." Abeg follow me do small mathematics. 3 million naira times 36 states equals 108 million naira. Gbam! Wetin happen to the rest? My brother, why you dey lie like this abi you forget to do your maths well? Abeeegi, you too dey lie.

Yeeeeeeeeee! Please clap for him as amaechi failed the answer and musa got it. Mumu, because e no reach you that's why you con increase the figure abi? You think say billion na hundred naira wey you fit throwey anyhow. Mtcheeeeew!

Why una dey fear IGBO men? Laughing! Yeye!

Who cares in the first place. Mtchewwww!

braine:
Hahaha.. Bloody illiterates not analyzing the message but attacking the messenger.. Nonsense.

From the look of your comment i can see you are quite knowledgeable but among animals. Anumanu, Nnoku.