₦airaland Forum

Zooboy:
And I'm sure youve not left Nigeria , feeding us ur stupid info

Okay, if you say so. what a morron you are. some of you idiots thinks we are all in the same category on this Nairaland..

You know? I could help you get to Lazio Italy if you want but hey! You wouldn't believe me anyway. Your lose!

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

Na you be one of the issues we get for this country, and how do you know he's not capable 🙄

If he is capable his mother should be living in his mansion.. as i said he should be wellcoming his mother in his mansion.


Thank you for the compliments atleast you noticed that i am your big problem in your country.

Samantha125:
How would I be jeopardizing their work, safety, and wellbeing?

There's no job that makes people to be working for 365 days per year without taking a break... I believe that every job has got an annual leave and the person should use that opportunity to visit his or her family back home.

And what harm could happen to him or her?

Totally corect!

So he came back with a rucksack on his back. .. after 11 years he should be wellcoming his mother in his mansion rather.

I would fork all of them as long as their vagina doesn't smell and bald too.


Their heads are bald due to how they abuse their hair, from burning their hair, wearing wigs and chemicals used in hairdressing creams and gels. Nearly half of african women are bald due to Alopecia.

Naomi Cambel a black woman super model born in South London England. As wealthy as she is she is bald as a monkey bottom.

Abandoned Villa in Lazio? Those areas are empty, there are no one in the streets of Lazio and other abandoned villages in Italy. This incident would not have happened in the cities.

Lazio and other empty desserted villages in Italy they are offering free accommodations and free money to anyone who would go live in these lonely empty desserted Italian villages. The villagers left their huge dilapidated houses and relocated to the cities where they can find jobs. Only asylum seekers are left in these empty villages.


I can guarantee it might have been wolves that attacked the woman.

ndidibabe:
I see you travelled from UK. I bet you will ever find that kind of deal £760 anymore that will allow you 2 x 23kg luggage. You can check even for December.

Also, you should also realise that spending isn't the same for everyone. Even the 8 million will be strictly on low budget.

All the same, thanks for your analysis. I understand the message.

Maybe i will see the same deal, maybe not.

Yes, spending isn't the same for everyone, precisely what i have been try to articulate.

Your 8 million low budget might be too much for some, as i said, i travel to Naigeria every year. If i keep wasting 8 milion each year i travel, that would be like 80 miilion in just 10 years. That would make me a bad businessman. I did say by all means spend your 8 million. It is your money afterall.



Cheers!

Aa someone already said, the old woman is jealous.

Carndidlaydid:
Really..... Nor wearing bra makes one a har.lot

Your brain needs resetting

Don't mind those morrons abeg! Who invented bra anyway? Wearing bra is not even good for the breasts. It can cause cancer.


Our fore mothers managed to live without trapping their breasts with very tight rope called bra .

Evercurious:
Pls get well soon

He is very well and right you may not like his comment or agree but i do.

Who da hell invented bra anyway? Our ancestors didn't wear bra but they still managed to live.

Besdes, bra will harm your breast and give you cancer. Just like men wearing tight underwear/boxers and trapping and disfiguring their penis with these tight pants.


I have not wore underwear for 25 years. No problemo!


The old woman is just ignorant.

Ranked by who? Agberos? Lagos is an overhyped, polluted, over populated, congested filty shithole.

As for great night life? Yea right! Lagos don't even come close to Bangkok,, Rio, Alicante, Costa del sol, Miami or the Canary Islands.
One time i was driving to the airport to catch an early flight 5:30 am all i could see are a line up of grown ass men and women defecating along the highway. Jeeeez!


Imagine, when rain falls and washes up all that poo into the communities eeewwww!! Tueh! People would be stepping on poos and taking the poos home into their kitchens, bedrooms. The poos would get into drinking water and food. Eeewww!!! Cholera epidemic laoding.


Lagos is a shit hole! I could not live in Lagos for anything. Even though i have a house in Lagos.

What da hell is Detty december?

Kemetian:
YOU ARE THE STUPID ANIMAL, WITH FOAM WHERE YOUR BRAIN OUGHT TO BE.

AFROBEATS is what has led to this surge of interest in Nigeria.

Does your MUMU head know how Afrobeats came about?

When Nigerian ''youngsters and gen z'' of the year 2000 were partying to US R&B and HipHop in clubs, campuses, radio etc, the then President Obasanjo ordered ALL radio stations to start playing a minimum 70% local content music.

He was met with VITRIOLIC ABUSE AND DENOUNCED AS A 'DICTATOR' by the Nigerian ''youngsters and gen Z'' of his day.

Dumb as fck just like you.

The directive forced the radio stations and record labels to look for indigenous bands, who suddenly became HOT CAKES in a country where people had previously laughed at those who played Nigerian music.

Suddenly we saw the likes of Plantation Boys, 2 Shotz, Eedris Abdulkareem and others. Then 2Face, Bracket, D-Banj... etc

The rest is history.

WITHOUT THAT GOVT DIRECTIVE, THERE WOULD BE NOTHING LIKE AFROBEATS TODAY.

ZERO.

ZILCH.

No Burna. No Davido. No Asake. No Rema. No Wizkid. No Tems. No Ayra Starr. No Tiwa Savage. No Flavour. No Olamide. No Kizz Daniel. No Mr Eazi. No Fireboy DML. No Yemi Alade. No Tekno. No Omah Lay etc etc......

Even the infrastructure and facilities/hotels the revellers are coming to enjoy in Nigeria, was it your Gen z that built them?

Or was it grown-ups?

Would foreigners come here if it was bush?

Little insolent airhead.

Without the older Nigerians you are insulting, you would be a stark naked illiterate in the village like your grandparents were, under colonial rule, so kindly shut the fck up.

Is this rubbish supposed to make sense? absolute rubbish!

ndidibabe:
£760 return must be economy light which limits your luggage. Which country did you travel from ?

Yes, economy, i don't need business or first class. 23kg×2 luggages, hand luggage 8kg.





British Air
Depart Heathrow to Abuja, Arrive Abuja, i board local (Aero contractor) to Enugu

Return Lagos to Heathrow.

You can also return through Abuja instead of Lagos The tickets are cheaper if your return date is far.

My returns are ussually after 5 weeks. So with your 8million naira budget I can stay for 3 months in naijeeria. and still have change left. If you doubt it, let me know when you are travelling, i MIGHT meet you in naija teach you how to spend and save in najeeria, 4 million will do for you and I for 1 month expensis.

Or


Luftansa 23kg×2, 8kg hand luggage.
Depart Heathrow, stop over in Germany, final destination Porthacourt next day.

Return same route.


Buy the ticket early before date of travel, it is cheaper, atleast 6 months or 3 months before. some travellers for December 2025 have already bought their tickets this January.. we have been doing this for 25 years now.

LoveJesus87:
Dis people no get conscience at all

Ofcourse, them no get conscience. No Naigerian get conscience. Naigeerian politicians came from been ordinary Naigerians, from Naigeeria, selected and voted for by Naigerians.

See how they are killing their youths and labelling them bandits. Look at all of them none of them is not more than 23 years old. I am sure politicians with big beer bellies, fat old and bald are getting away with looting their country.

They are killing the youths who might challenge them and fight corruptions back.

Barbaric africans.

So which is better to just get forking married or die? Just do the forking married and divorce after 2 months. After all i know a couple who were married for just 72 hours

I wonder who they will blame this time, Simon Ekpa, Ipob or Nnamdi Kanu i guess. Let's continue the blame game.


Just keep the blames going. Until... The truth comes out, truth always comes out

This are Ipobs and Simon Ekpa they are the ones kidnapping people.


Let's keeping the blaming going.

Jefferyhi86:
Majority here de clam holy, bunch of hypocrite.. Mk una swear with una life say una nor de do una small fraud for ur various place of work

Yes all of them are guilty including you. So let's just continue, no change.

Even after all these petty scams they are still poor, every year they are poorer until they grow old and die poor.

marlow1962:
All these petty wickedness is why Nigeria will never prosper.
Everybody is trying to game everybody, in a society where everybody is striving to be better version of their present self.

It is absolutetly apalling, the sad thing is, they never get rich even though they do these things. They would be doing the same petty scams till they grow old with nothing to show for it. They never aim higher than the petty scams they do.

Rubbish! Scammers everywhere. Fish pie my ass! Once you lose focus and start to call yourself "celebrity" you will go back to sqaure 1. Celebrity is not an occupation.

Dangote doesn't even call himself celebrity.

So now it is not Simon Ekpa's fault anymore. Some Igbo people claimed it is Mr Ekpa's fault.

You people are not ready to tell yourselves the truth.

obrian888:
Pray you are not killed by the husband of your adulterous partner when the time comes,mum,I pity your parents.

Rubbish! You must think i am a coward. You don't know what i am capable of.. it is not a crime to fork someone's wife, if the husband cannot handle it all he had to do is divorce his wife. I am not the one cheating, i am not married. who da fork decides what is adulterous? You? or these achaic morrons who believes they have the right to beat a woman up.

Don't pity my parents they are doing great!

2cribz:
God punish buhari ,then God ho soon end tinubu life.
Bastard thieves
Nothing shocking here. Its soongonna be 1000 naira
Then also price and services will skyrocket
Bastar d country I found myself in
Dollar has dropped
Even btc dropped
Yet every basta r dyhief is out there to rip u off your hard earned funds. I went to find out price of Arabian fuel pump which us3d to be abt 6k..out of 8 shops I visited 7 told me the price is between 12k to 18k last.
O ly one big thief said his was 25k and its original from factory with all those personal warranty /guarantee bullshit. Meanwhile the pump is only 8000 naira
Every one including myself is a thief
Baztad country
Was even thinking price would crash to 650...fuc k everyone in this deregulated shi t

funny but true.

Africa has what it takes yet african leaders are looting their countries dry and dumping their loots in European banks, Dubai banks and purchasing expensive large houses in Europe. sending all their children to US and European universities and colleges.

Brendaniel:
Africa must look inward to develop - Tinubu

Yet he gallivants all over the world looking for loans, foreign investors, going for medicals with foreign hospitals and doctors abroad, driving foreign made vehicles and even engaging contractors and miners to handle our local projects we have professionals here who can do same..


See person who doesn't even believe in Africa giving advise

The man is a morron! he has been licking Marcron of France butt since he became Naigerria president. Yet telling people africa has what it takes.

ndidibabe:
£760 return? Which airline be that? Besides, OP is not in UK. You claim you have 2 cars and your house but that is not same for OP because he stayed in the hotel. I am also planning to go to Naija this December and my budget is around 8 million to cover flight, hotel, food and other expenses.

Yes, £760 return that was how much i paid last year 2024, buy the ticket 6 months before travel.. British Air. Why would i need to claim i have 2 cars? Okay i don't have 2 cars i ride bicycle. You also claimed your budget is 8 million..


Even if OP stayed in a hotel, it is still expensive. I used to stay in a hotel before i got my house, i still stay in hotel even though i have a house. So i know many hotels and how much they charge. The highest i paid for a hotel Just last year 2024 April was 20,000 naira for one night and i stayed for 14 days.


Which december? 2024? Or 2025? Are you planning to go?

8million is you budget? £8million or naira?


Even if it is 8 million naira it is still too expensive! Unless you are adding the air fare to it, It wouldn't cost me more than 2.5 million with hotel cost excluding air ticket. Without hotel 1.2 million naira maximum.

If you are just going to waste 8 million in Naigeria by all means that is your own problem.


For 8 million i can buy a land and build 2 self con. (2 bedroom and sitting room) on it in Naigeria. Let them out to tenants. This is the business i know very well.


Good luck!

As someone already said, the husband has no evidence.. they can claim he threatned, blackmailed and forced them to take their cloths off.

purples25:
No, I'm not supporting them but I don't want to be judgemental. You know there are these people who never believe what they preach and constantly do opposite until they are caught, and others who are actually trying to follow God despite temptation but still genuinely failed at resisting. Those two are different.

I know you are not supporting them. So when a court sentences them as guilty criminals means the courts are judgemental?


There is no such thing as trying to follow God, it is either they are following or they are not. Some of us sees how difficult is it to follow religion, God or be righteous and we chose to be unbelievers. There are no half way to righteousness, it is either they are or they are not. We can only believe there is a half way if we are not truthful to ourselves atleast. Which is what all these so called pastors are, not honest to themselves.