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hey guys

guys would all that and more if it were an ordinary gamle to get a lady.its pretty hard to know when a guy really sets his hearts out to love one.thing is many have been too broken hearted to believe ladies so they play along too.personally, n in my experience external signs n actions don't show he diggs u for real.so in other words ,be realistic and stp looking for the perfect guy who would love for life, we're imperfect humans naturally

greetings nairalanders.missed you all,
wotz the dilly o

anibody home?

hi guz

au revoir

tnx y'all.seen wot i want.will have a busy day latr 2day so il be signing off real soon.chat y'al up in a bit.bonne nuit tout le monde

tnx guyz
brb

hello!!!

guys i was wondering if anyone could tell me a site where i culd get song lyrics.im in dire nid of Shakira's "Hips don't lie"
sorry for deviating o!
can anyone hellp me?

Nitty nyt ooooooooooooo

baddy if i were u,id watch back so well cuz no one's got it.
n if care is not taken well hmmmm "O Y O"

@toym28
howdy

front man ashiwaju careful in ur random pickin, cuz my hausband won't find my being picked funny in the least bit

how about takin bus 11 four tyms. dat wld be the height of dumbness

#@ badman888

where the heck are u from?u sure r VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY bad

been so busy with my exams and had to travel wit my husband  on official assignment and the place was far from civilization.no connection:if you knw wot i mean.anyway im back now.missed u though,so how'z ur baby gurl?

lol, real stupid questions guyz.
been a while hopeu guyz are cool.
where are the old faces and names?
where did they go?
why are new names representing?

@ Rhodalyn

hi gurl

On the outskirts of a small town,there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.One day,two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me.One for you,one for me," said one boy.Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle.As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery.He slowed down to investigate.Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me.One for you,one for me." He just knew what it was. "Oh my", he shuddered; it's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the cemetery. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along."Come here quick," said the boy,"you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."
The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord himself."Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard, "One for you, one for me." And one last "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done." They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the boy on the bike.

A Nigerian business tycoon was at a social gathering where other monguls and wealthy men were present.

The Ibo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who were present at the gathering. Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this conversation with him:

"Driver, go to my house, not the green one, the red one. Not the red one in Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria Island. Not the one in Adeola Odeku, the one on Etim Iyang Crescent. Not No 22, but No 11.

It is a black gate you will see, fling it open.

You will see a green Honda Civic. Perpendicularly, adjacently opposite to the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E. It is not that one. Trigonometrically, geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is a Mazda 929.

It is not that one.

The Mazda is very close to a regular Benz, the regular Benz is behind a 406, the 406 is beside Volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord blocking a Toyota RAV4 opposite a Honda CRV. That makes a crescent to the Prado Jeep.

On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a diagonal sharp turn to the left extreme right top corner, on your way to where I parked the M-Class, very close to the E-Class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool is a lovely S. Type Jaguar.

Don't touch the bonnet. Go to the boot, fling it open.

You will see red, white and blue briefcases. The red one contains dollars, 10 million dollars. Don't touch it. The blue contains pounds, 8 million pounds. Don't touch it. The white one contains Naira, 500s, 200s, 100s, 50s, 20s, 10s denominations. I arranged them in hierarchical order. 500 Nairas in first layer, 200 Nairas in second, 100 Nairas 3rd layer, 50 Nairas 4th layer, 20 Nairas 5th and 10 Nairas top floor.

Take one 10 Naira. Go and use it to buy pure water, and don't forget to bring my change!"

Sharpness!

After a long period of silence an Igbo guy phones his good pal and the following conversation ensued,

Chike: Nna, How now??, long tam no see you!

Chidi: Nna, I just dey o. Wetin dey happen now ?

Chike: I jus dey, Ah beg, I need your hep for sontin,

Chidi: (grumbles) Na wetin?

Chike: Ah won borrow small money from una

Chidi: Hello? Hello? I can't hear u well o

Chike: I say ah need small money from una

Chidi: Hello? Hello? , dis line no clear o,

Chike: (yelling into the phone) Ah say come borrow me small money abeg!

Chidi: Hello? Hello??, I still can not hear you!

(The phone operator now butts in)
He said he wants you to borrow him money!

Chidi: NNA YOU WEY HEAR AM WELL GI AM THE MONEY NOW! (foolish operator shiooo, )