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OakPearl:
Dear, u don't need all d money in d world to build a portfolio u knw...

Wit N50k, u can open an online account in Nigeria & trade on d floor of the Nigerian stocks exchange from anywhere in d world.
Wen u hav sufficient knowledge of investing in d mkt, u may decide to gradually increase ur stakes.

Cheers.

I actually already have a very decent portfolio in Nigeria, the advantages of having an accountant as a mother. While, kids were spending the money their relatives gave them on sweets, my mother always invested ours. I meant trying to start with the London Stock Exchange, every time I tried to check, they usually advice you to start with £10,000.

Thanks OP, shame I don't have the money to build a portfolio here in the UK...

For a second there, I thought they meant actual thunder, you know good old fashioned biblical smiting. Oh well...

superbloke:
Wait...is that Luke Cage?

Yup, if I remember correctly they're married in the comics with a kid.

Griffon:
Look here hun, naturally, wives are expected to provide a good family balance for their husbands, who generally have a tendency to work too much and too long. I'm not much of a bible scholar but I'm pretty sure there's a place in 1 Timothy 5 that says ''Women get married, bear children, keep house".

Now that is y'all's role neatly defined. The onus has and would always be on the woman to keep her home. And no woman ever ruined her marriage by taking time to look her best for her hubby.

I'm not saying look the way you looked at first. I'm saying care about your appearance the way you did at first. You don't have to stop cooking in a bikini or stop watching TV in a prom dress 'cos you're married, nah keep them going.

In the study, which was published some years ago in the journal of personality and social psychology, it was discovered that men with attractive wives report higher level of marital satisfaction. You can't argue with science bae.

As for the men, men would always be the men. Angling for equality and who should look more good in the marriage would do you more harm than good.

Look here bro, marriage is a union of two people, not one person and a servant. It's built on a bed of compromise. I'll just jejely quote my father, when I asked how he's been married for 30 years - "You know what [your spouse] doesn't like, then don't do it. You have problems, you talk about it".

Interesting, people start picking and mixing verses from the bible...the same bible says masturbation is a sin, it sees it as a waste. Remember cupcake, that jizz is supposed to help with procreation, not with your Kleenex, wet rag or sock. The same bible, also recommends that you treat a woman on her period about the same way you treat a leper. That same bible also tells you to "love your wife as Christ loved the Church". And 1Peter 3:7 says "likewise, ye husbands, dwell with your wives with understanding, giving honour unto the wife as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life, that your prayers not be weakened." I might not be the most prolific Christian, but I did spend a good deal of my life in Church. So bubbles, I too can quote the Bible, you'd be surprised how it can contradict itself in the next verse.

Plus, if we want to talk about science, useless scientists have also tried to meddle with science to suit their needs. See scientists who justified slavery because Negros were built for servitude. So creampuff, science is not always your friend, using the adage, boys will always be boys, just proves the fact that you still think like a boy, when you're in a marriage or committed relation, it's not only about the husband, it's about the whole family as a unit. Finally snicker doodle, remember this adage instead - beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

Atmmachine:
Not only their husbands.
Every girl ought to be having sex 5 times every week.

Don't allow your pusssy to rust.
Don't allow cobwebs to occupy your pussy.

Take the rod and banana every week.
God gave you the pusssy so you can enjoy sex with your boyfriend.

We appear to have a gynaecologist, who spent many years honing his craft...in the building next door to the teaching hospital.

Griffon:
It's quite unfortunate that most wives tend to stop taking care of themselves when they start having kids. Some will develope potruded bellies and would eventually stop showing off in their sexy outfits.

This is entirely wrong b'cos you are giving your husband reasons to get fed up with you and your marriage, you're giving him reasons to go after the young girls out there who's got the hots.

Don't for a moment think it's only your good meals that'll keep your man off the street, your ability to arouse him sexually does the magic too.

So keep fit, look good and ride hot in bed always, and I sure you, your hubby would find it pretty difficult to cheat on you.

Let's see, the woman delivered a baby or 3...and her pot bellied husband only delivers his food babies in the toilet. Why isn't he fit? He didn't deliver an actual human being. So, it's the woman's fault that the husband has a wandering eye? That he forgot his vows because his wife helped deliver the babies they conceived together. If he's that desperate for her to get fit, why doesn't he join her in the fitness regime, two heads are better than one.

Oh and why didn't he chase women that are his own age? I'm sure there are some attractive fit older women. No, he's running to the ones whose bodies he hasn't helped expand yet. Oh boy, you've got jokes.

Darken Her Horse by Austra.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScooPAeTtFU

I know they unwittingly extended mine for a year. I think I stumbled on one bug or something. Anywho, I finally caved in and paid £0.69. Plus, my mum kept bugging me to stop being a cheapskate.

Sleepy Hollow.

SIRcumalot:
You're the only one really excited about this series.

Like moneyallowed said, I'm excited for the series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWHUjuJ8zxE

Thank you for this valuable information.

As usual, the thread has turned into tribal bashings...Anywho, I was about to write a long missive about the Hollywood equivalent of the history of using a more marketable name as a stage name, but I don't have energy for that. Instead, just look at the real names of these actors: Kirk Douglas (Issur Danielovitch), Rock Hudson (Roy Harold Scherer, Jr.), Marilyn Monroe (Norma Jean Baker), Martin Sheen (Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estévez), Jamie Foxx (Eric Marlon Bishop), Lauren Bacall (Betty Joan Perske) and Anna Kashfi* (Joan O'Callaghan).

He isn't the first person to hide his ethnicity for the advancement of his career, and he certainly won't be the last...

*that chic was a special case, she really wanted to be seen as exotic, so she claimed to be half Indian. She was indeed born in British India...to two very very white parents. Maybe that's where Rachel Dolezal got her inspiration from...

Russell Howard's Good News.

Crimson Peak.

SmooshCHN:
Learning from you

Learning from me, ke? I just point and shoot...and then hope for the best. I'm really jealous of that your picture...

Agents of SHIELD.

Holy s**t! Lucious just go see a therapist, your son is not your mother, man up and get your shtako sorted. See me restraining myself during this episode. I'll have to rewatch when I get back, 'cause I need to shout. Empire wan kill me with drama...

Oh and I'm waiting for Thirsty to frak up, he is going to cross that line with Lucious and it would be epic to see...

It's been a while since I've done my Empire watching on the train...so it's time for me to embarrass myself on the train.

Empire.

Safe and Sound by Capital Cities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8

F**k This S**t I'm Out by The Theme Song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g

Naija no dey carry last. At least it's not like the last time, when some NLers were playing Mortal Kombat X a week before official release.

God of War HD.

When you think 22:09 is the perfect time to begin playing God of War Collection, even though you need to be up by 5am for work tomorrow...

MrBasketball:
Those "Vaseline crew" guys asked me to tell you to upload your complete body for them.

It really affect the price of Vaseline because it isn't selling... So upload and the guys will start patronizing the Vaseline company again.

Poor them...they can use the internet for all their Vaseline needs, they should just remember that as our friend Ted pointed out - every search on the internet eventually leads to black c**ks.

MrBasketball:
This cao of a girl never used her real picture @her DP.

Interesting...and how exactly does this affect this thread or the price of pure water, Carmelo?

Afam4eva:
Which season?

The latest one.

Castle.

Minority Report.

Renji:
Uncharted 4 vs Halo 5. Which has better graphics, gameplay, storyline , and bestselling.

They are not even out yet...some folks like to start their drama early.

Yeah, I’m suspicious, she looks delicious
She likes to talk a lot, that’s why I call her Trisha
Her nails are manicured, her hair has been conditioned
Don’t worry ’bout her rate, she ain’t in no competition
She should be on television or on the radio singing
I would be the first to watch, and I would be the first to listen
I would put her in positions like the mission
From my staircase to her kitchen
Leave her twitchin’, twitchin’, twitchin’, twitchin’

Frisky by Tinie Tempah ft. Labyrinth.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
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