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OP don kill me-o with the first bullet-o.

Elosky20:
when she is in her bedroom and call you from the parlour to come and give her the bible that is ontop the table in front of her
I LOVE YOU MUM. YOU ARE THE BEST

Nah, that's my dad...he once went round the house looking for me...he wanted his tv remote - it was in front of him. He passed it at least twice in his quest to find me.

Brothers.

As interesting as this sounds, it seems a bit flawed when I try to use it for myself. Oh well...

Why does Meek Mill look like a kidnapped victim... Seriously, just look at his face...or is it just me?

phabulux:
Are you satisfied now?

How often do you finger yourself?

As opposed to my thought, if you did not 'like' your comment yourself, then, there are more f.ools in Nigeria than I've given credit for

I see grumpy old child is still grumpy. Apparently, your supposed maturity & logic are entirely flawed. Common sense is indeed not common. If you're not a fan of gaming nostalgia, why the heck did you comment? Some people like to torture themselves... **sighs** Like seriously though, what silly kind of counter-argument is this?! It appears his mind really is that of an octogenarian's, complete with its prejudice.

Emmyk:
I see. I thought it was horror, I was already clenching my teeth here.
Maybe when I'm done watching Almost Human, I would download it.

Chei! Almost Human, that show was good, shame it got cancelled.

Emmyk:
Lucifer sounds intriguing. Horror innit?

Still watching it, it's seems more like a police procedural with a bored (and rather entertaining) Lucifer. I'm liking it. It's kinda weird seeing Tom Ellis as a likeable douchebag (from Miranda, good old likeable Gary) - gotta love acting.

Lucifer, after that it's Minority Report.

purplekayc:
Alcatraz .cancelled only after 13 episodes

I didn't even attempt to watch it because I knew it would be cancelled. JJ Abrams tends to over-think sometimes which leads to overkill. Just because folks really liked the weird that was LOST (okay I really loved Fringe, I would have the show's creepy babies, maybe not the last season's, but you know...) doesn't mean we want another strange show.

solomonbrown64:
.... Just watched the pilots of Blindspot, Lucifer, Minority report.... Crazy, crazy upcoming shows.... Can't wait....

Wait a second, the pre-air pilots have arrived?! Looks like I'll be watching Lucifer & Minority Report tonight!

khalhokage:
cool!, you're living the life girl.

I wish, my legs were killing me so much that I left early. I'll be going again tomorrow.

Taken today at the Red Bull Air Race World Championship at Ascot. Sorry for the quality.

LordReed:
Back in the day I and some friends were playing a versus wrestling game on a Famicom. We were doing winner stays and I had been winning for some rounds when all of a sudden every move I made on the controller didn't respond onscreen I thought my friend was having faster reactions. Just as he was about winning I looked down and saw the controller was disconnected. I complained bitterly but all fell on deaf ears they were all happy I was out, LoL. Till today I still think it was done deliberately but maybe I was tugging that controller a little too hard.

Chei! Dude, I feel your pain.

MrsAnyanwu:
hahhhhhhaaaa, do u want to kill me , hahhhhhhaaa second coming of Christ

Jaymaestro:
Flash is Faster but when He moves into Marvel verse ` Quicksilver would own him without the speed force.
should*, very*, close *, sincerely , He moves very slow `and the Qsilver from DOTFP seems incredible and better.
Who has seen Fantastic Four ?

Fantastic 4 was one of those films, were I was okay with it well I was watching it, then a few days later, I'm like "they could have done better", the fact that I noticed Sue Storm's hair changing back & forth from a wig to her hair, during my viewing, was rather disconcerting & annoying...They could have done better, but after hearing there were behind the scenes issues with the director (rewrites, reshoots, budget etc), then I'm impressed they were able to make a film. It's an origin story, so it's slow and filled with exposition, they had a great cast, but they wasted them.

IceDude:
If i comment now they will say i belong to the indomie generation, i better keep my mouth shut

Then you could have simply refrained from commenting all together, but now we'll simply assume that you're indeed from the indomie generation. Sweet sweet irony...

phabulux:
The years might have added up, but, you are still what you are: babies! I sincerely do not get your justification for thinking some people are kids when you lot go about with 60 years old bodies but five years old brains.

Interesting, some folks just wake up grumpy, I guess you must be a five year old with the brain of an octogenarian. Why so serious? Relax.

AllNaijaBlogger:
Shots? Typical naija babes dont drink.

When people dont drink, I myself am discouraged from drinking. #social drinker.


It was just pizzas, small chops, orijin, water, fanta


Dominos pizza, by the way. Una miss

I'm not a big drinker, infact I didn't use to drink at all, but the shots thing happened in my old place, that's when I found out I like sourz. Hard liquor ain't my thing, cocktails are my area (as long as it's sweet).

And after many centuries, I'm finally playing Saints Row IV.

I'm guessing they should be hammered by now...I wonder if they did loser shots...the kind were the loser drinks a shot. Or if it was like my old house - winner takes a shot, loser takes two shots.

I already own GoW:A. The Lara Croft game is actually quite good* & supports online co-op, shame it doesn't support offline co-op, which is quite stupid, since that should work perfectly. Although, it can be completed quite quickly. I've heard good things about Limbo from everybody & their grandma, Sound Shapes seem to have fans. I'm guessing Stealth is more of the same (I got the first one from PS+)...and I didn't google CastleStorm.

*if you liked the previous LC game (Lara Croft & the Guardian of Light), you'll like this.

I nearly had a heart attack after I finally turned on my PS3 after almost a month, technically my PS3 froze on BBC iPlayer & I finally got up to restart it about 30 minutes ago, but I digress... Anywho, this month's free PS+ games are actually impressive. Obviously some of you might already own one (or all) of these, but to the others enjoy yourselves.

August 2015:

Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris (PS4)
Limbo (PS4)
God of War Ascension (PS3)*
Stealth Inc 2: A Game of Clones (PS4, PS3, PS Vita)
Sound Shapes (PS4, PS3, PS Vita)**
CastleStorm Complete Edition (PS3, PS Vita)

*Not available in Bahrain, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, UAE. Replacement title: Flow (PS4, PS3, PS Vita)
**Not available in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar, UAE, India and Turkey. Replacement title: Flower (PS4, PS3, PS Vita)

Sidebar: Could someone also make the freebies post for the Gold Xbox Live owners. We might as well use this (and the other one) to inform folks about it.

obixcel:
Trainwreck is one shit film (not fit to be called a movie) I hated from the first scene.

You & I are two very different people...

Trainwreck.

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

LOSKYXANDER:
Madam, what exactly is your problem? different people have seen this, but u seem to b the only one talking (in the form of typing...anyway they mean the same thing). If u r not interested why not ignore

As a mod, I've to be vigilant, so oga stop attempting to Bs a BS-er...You can do better, infact more people have probably seen this, simply because I've talked about it. Usually, click-bait posts like this don't even get attention. So why don't you gladly welcome the criticism, this way you improve your traffic, since we will know you're a competent blogger.

LOSKYXANDER:
Well... typical african mentality you just displayed. That's just one of our biggest problems. (the way we reason)!!!!

You also displayed the typical African mentality by basically telling us to click your site. I clicked it to see what all the fuss was about, to know whether it was one of the many spam links we get here, it's simply a blog, a blog that said The Witcher 3 was out now (as in recently), even though the game had been out since May.

You could have linked us to one of your well written articles, but no you decided let me just get traffic. See MissTechy posts for how it's done. So please next time don't attempt to BS a BS-er.

Sidebar: Abeg MissTechy no vex-o, but I'll always use as an example of an excellent blogger, who utilises NL efficiently.

Jakeattah:
Thanks a lot...

Got rid of the game, acquired a PS3 instead

So forget Gears of War & Halo (there are Xbox exclusives), get the Uncharted trilogy (worst case, get Uncharted 2 or 3) and God of War III & God of War: Ascension. UT is an action adventure, think Tomb Raider with a dude, kinda like a modern Indiana Jones. GoW is hack and slash.
EDIT: Whoops don't know why I thought you were the other guy. Well, you can get those games.

Pixels.

He basically wants you to click his blog...

Jakeattah:
NL Gamers I'm in dire need of your help
I was tricked into buying an Xbox360 Phat without memory, and the game cds included are not playing.

I need help on how to get a HDD or how to get games installed.


Is there anyone that has this version of Xbox phat and is enjoying it... please help. Thanks

Well you'll have to buy an Xbox 360 HDD. You can also use an external HDD in the right format for your memory.

bobomartin:
getting the games might be a problem for me.

You're welcome. Unfortunately, I don't stay in Naija, but I'm sure others can help you out with that. Oh and also try Batman Arkham Asylum & Batman Arkham City...