olajorn:
guy what's going on your head? hope you are very ok...

Uniquexty:
Lolllzzzzz.. so true. The day I bought a Tara powder for 3k, I forget the price was on the pack. Mum saw it, she practically went white with rage. I didn't dare ask for money for almost a year

xclusivelyurs:
ur d type my mum wuld use ur wannabe afro hair as a mob 2clean d restroom...am jst kiddin wit u nigga we cool

olu1759:
If she try to hit you and you block or weave it,she'll say ehn ehn you want to beat me abi,you have grown wings,I will break those wings for you today.

freecocoa:
When she says "oh so you want to fight me abi" just because you tried to block her slaps/cane with your hand.
I miss her loads.

Bantino:
1. When she says "Get my kini" and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself"

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now."

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear 'Peem or phim', you will hear 'ween'.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: 'I didn't kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me'

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you "all the food you've been eating at home nko?"

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

20. Feel free to add yours

Bonapart:
yea
She's from burkina faso....olodo

Czar01:




Mehn...blocking Mumsi's slaps helped me so many times oh, but one very day, she used strategy to beat me. When she rose her right hand to slap me, as the Jackie Chan that I was, I had already positioned my arm to block the slap from that direction, but before I knew it, her left hand just came from nowhere and slapped my head WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN MEN. After that, I started seeing double; it looked like mumsi had 4 hands, I didn't know the hand to dodge/block again, so she proceeded to slap me around the house while I was wailing and screaming like a bïtch

Elosky20:
when she is in her bedroom and call you from the parlour to come and give her the bible that is ontop the table in front of her
I LOVE YOU MUM. YOU ARE THE BEST

Bonapart:
Number 8 is so true and hilarious

olu1759:
She prices just one commodity round three stores,then go back to the first store to buy...if she start pricing you go pity the sellers....Take am for 1500 my mum go be like ahan Na 200 I go pay ooo.Haba!!!!

Bantino:
1. When she says "Get my kini" and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself"

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now."

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear 'Peem or phim', you will hear 'ween'.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: 'I didn't kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me'

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you "all the food you've been eating at home nko?"

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

20. Feel free to add yours

pendusky:
REALLY? HOW COME MY MUM NEVER DOES ANY OF THIS? DOES IT MEANS MY MUM IS NOT A NIGERIAN?