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debuscket:
u are good indeed bro, pls keep d good work. if u hv more games esp against 2moro, pls update or send me via whatsapp, on 08185373344, l'll greatly appreciate that. God bless u bro

Thank you brother. I only play one slip every weekend and I think its best not to chase games. I leave out the purportedly 'sure' games that I don't feel good about (see; Parma vs JUVENTUS or Sevilla vs BARCELONA)
Still, you can stake on the Sunday games in the tip

mcrol:
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@ catpaincue, nice job. what a fantastic and straight forward analysis. however I hope u will post that of 11-12/April

Yes. I just posted it. Thanks

As I'm wont to do, I'll begin with a caveat: These
tips are loose guidelines for betting folks. They're
NOT strict, ironclad predictions. You should view,
appreciate, espouse, edit and delete as
appropriate. That said, we all share a common
interest of winning big & you should realise I only
post tips I believe are gonna come to pas. That
said, here goes:

MAINZ vs BAYER LEVERKUSEN
I emptied my account once and had N2000 on me.
I had to check when the prices at the cinema were
between 500 and 700 naira. Still, I had to consider
a lot of factors and convince my date to stick with
the drinks -- that their popcorn was overrated and
poor. The things being broke makes one do! Now, I
imagine that in a couple of months, I'll be able to
afford to go to the cinema regardless of prices.
With their rich vein of form, Bayer can afford to
take anybody to the cinema AND order popcorn,
caviar with other assorted debaucheries.
Comprehensive away win

HAMBURG vs WOLFSBURG :
Excellent, technically-astute players are required
to play Wolfsburg's counterattacking style of
football. And they do possess technically savvy
players.
Wolfsburg victory

STANDARD LIEGE vs RSC ANDERLECHT
Two erstwhile great Belgian teams undergoing
some sort of tough transition. Still, these two
should conjure an outcome that'll exceed two
goals
Over 1.5goals

LAZIO vs FC EMPOLI
Look, Lazio's form reads something like
WWWWWW... ad infinitum. I still wouldn't put my
money on a straight victory for them. They're not
gonna lose though, I'm sure of that.
1X

HERACLES vs AJAX
An odd of 1.75 on an Ajax win is too good to pass
up.
Away win please

MONCHENGLADBACH vs DORTMUND
BY hook, or by crook, this one will produce two
goals. Mark my words..
Over 1.5

NAPOLI vs FIORENTINA
If you had a gun to my head and told me to call
this one, I'd bet my brains on a win for the team
from Florence. Napoli have been dire. Still, they'll
up the ante for this.
Over 1.5

AC MILAN vs SAMPDORIA
Two sides with competent if unspectacular
attacks and fairly porous defences. It goes
without saying but I'm gonna say it anyway...
Over 1.5

BORDEAUX vs MARSEILLE
Another match that has Over 1.5 written all over it.
For my audacious tip of the weekend (which you
should include/exclude in the accumulator at your
discretion), I'm betting large on a very
straightforward Man United win in the Manchester
derby.

There's your lot for the weekend. Cast your votes,
stay safe and be excellent.
Yours in tipster-y;
Captaincue blogs at:
http://captaincue..com.es/?m=1

Emmaculate20:
Well done & more GREENS ahead!

Amen to that

youngsahito:
All dis ur game make gud sense bro...hw can I get some of this gud game frm u bro?

thanks man. You can place your bets online or at betting shops near you

I'm sure the op has his reasons for writing this post, and you're entitled to your opinion, but cone on!!! Going by this post, you think Dangote should rest on his laurels, kick up his feet, drink kunu daily , get an early retirement and wait for death to come.

Anyway, I'm sure Mr Dangote and Mr Danjuma didn't get all their wealth by taking advice from naive posters on nairaland

WEEKEND BETTING TIPS (04-05/04/2015)
Again, I'm going to begin with a caveat: This tip right
here is just a loose guideline for betting folks. It is
NOT a strict, ironclad rule. You should view,
appreciate, espouse, edit and delete as
appropriate. That said, we all share a common
interest of winning big & you should realise I only
post tips I believe are gonna come to pass. That
said, here goes:

MAN UNITED vs ASTON VILLA:
What better way to start today's post than with my
surest banker. Commonsense seems to have
prevailed for LvG and United are now playing with
a recognisable structure. Two wins on the bounce
against Tottenham and Liverpool. Villa will be
victimized.
Manchester United win

GUINGAMP vs LYON:
Lyon fckd my accumulator last time out by
losing to Nice. I've recognized they have a
problem breaking down teams playing on the
counter. Playing away though, they'll have space
to run in behind. I see a perfect away
performance.
Lyon win.

CORDOBA vs ATLETICO MADRID :
The Madrid side have lost a bit of steam; as
evidenced by the fact that they've drawn three of
their last five matches. Cordoba are on an
unending losing streak however.
Away win

BAYER LEVERKUSEN vs HAMBURG:
I was sure General Buhari was gonna win the
Nigerian Presidential elections, provided its not
rigged. Barring a match-fixing scandal, this should
be an easy home win

VALENCIA vs VILLARREAL :
Both sides play exciting, attacking football. But
Valencia have been absolutely brilliant this past
couple of weeks; scoring six goals in their last
four games.
1X

TWENTE vs PSV:
PSV have wrapped up the Eredivisie title in my
opinion. Their comfortable lead has led to a bit of
complacency and they've consequently faltered in
their last five fixtures. Normal services will return
in this one.
PSV victory

DORTMUND vs BAYERN MUNICH:
This used to be a blockbuster. Then Bayern
started picking off Dortmund's best players. Still, I
think this fixture retains its capacity to bust some
blocks.
Over 2.5goals

PALERMO vs AC MILAN:
Double chance on Milan. They've been
disappointing.
X2

ARSENAL vs LIVERPOOL:
I had a girl over once. We were licking and
frolicking when she squeezed my nipple. I don't
know where she read that nonsense. You could
finger my eyes with a hot, iron rod and get a more
positive reaction from me than she did with that
nipple squeezing episode. A couple of friends have
confessed they like it. Different strokes for
different folks, they say. I guess we can reach a
compromise of a stroke; by way of the number of
goals scored.
Over 2.5goals.

CAGLIARI vs LAZIO:
The other club from the capital are in brilliant form;
6 consecutive wins in the league. Still...
X2

SEVILLA vs ATHLETIC BILBAO:
Will be an exhibition of attacking football; which is
a recipe for a tonne of goals.
Over 2.5

WOLFSBURG vs STUTTGART:
Wolfsburg will have far too much quality for this lot
-- which should get them the full three points in a
fairly straightforward fixture.
Home win

FC UTRECHT vs AJAX :
A banker for me; despite the big odd on an away
win.
Ajax victory.

FC AUGSBURG vs FC SCHALKE 04 :
An infuriatingly inconsistent side. Still, I don't see
them losing at lowly Augsburg.
X2

OLYMPIQUE MARSEILLE vs PSG:
3goals will be scored in this fixture. At least. Stake
big on it.
Over 2.5goals

For the audacious tip with a really large odd (4.12)
of the weekend, look no further than a Real
Soceidad victory away to Malaga. I'm well aware
its David Moyes, but his side are in a purple patch.
Include/Exclude in your accumulator at your
discretion.

That's your lot for the weekend. Good luck boys.
Yours in tipster-y;
Captaincue

gregor1:
Pls can u explain what over and under @ means in betting?

If one is staking on , say, over1.5 (goals), it means that, should the match produce more than a lone goal, your game is still intact.
If, for some reason, the match fails to produce up to 2 (over1.5goals), then your money is gone.

BETTING TIPS (21-22/03/2015)
Good people of the football betting confraternity; I
hail thee. Again, we are gathered here today to
continue our bid to win N2million with a stake of
N200 every other weekend. Godspeed. Here goes:

LYON vs OGC NICE
A huge slap in the face/A monumental kick to the
groin of the much heralded 'best league in the
world' aka the EPL that two Ligue Uuuuuuuuuuun
sides are still in the Champions league. Nice have
four losses on the spin. Lyon will make light work
of them.
Comfortable home win

NORWICH vs NOTTINGHAM FOREST
Two form teams that play the most expansive
style of football in the Championship. It'll be an
entertaining match with a tonne of goals.
Over 2.5

ATLETICO MADRID vs GETAFE
Atleti looked a bit leggy in that entertaining match
against Leverkusen in midweek. Still, they'll have
too much quality for their opponents.
Home win

FC SCHALKE vs BAYER LEVERKUSEN
Over 2.5 goals

GO AHEAD EAGLES vs VITESSE
The stupidest club name in all of football. For that
only, I'm staking big against them. Lol. Really,
Vitesse have won four of their last five and GAE
have lost four of their last five matches. Go ahead,
see the writing on the wall with your eagle eye and
bet on an away win .

TOULOUSE vs BORDEAUX
Christmas has come early boys! 2.75 on a
Bordeaux victory. Am I mad?!
No. That's why I'm betting on an away win.

CD NATIONAL vs FC PORTO
Porto are really, really, really good. Consistent too.
I see naught but a straightforward Porto victory .

ATHLETIC BILBAO vs UD ALMERIA
Bilbao's strong run of form has been somewhat
surprisingly swimming under my radar. Not
anymore motherfvkas. Not anymore.
Home win

FEYENOORD ROTTERDAM vs PSV
Feyenoord are in good nick, but PSV will edge a
tight contest by the smallest of margins.
PSV win

Fsv MAINZ 05 vs VfL WOLFSBURG
Such is their attacking prowess that Wolfsburg
don't bother defending. The bastards always
outscore their opponents.
Away win

STADE REIMS vs AS MONACO
One of the rotten sides in Ligue1. I think Monaco
will continue their beautiful run in the league by
edging this.
Away win

QPR vs EVERTON
Two sides with fast, dynamic attackers and
underperforming defenses. Recipe for a shitload of
goals.
Over 2.5

UDINESE CALCIO vs AC FIORENTINA
Unlike those above, these are two sides that play
brilliant, fast-paced attacking football. Another
recipe for lots of goals. Variety is the spice of life,
you see!
Over 2.5

RC LENS vs OLYMPIQUE MARSEILLE
Marseille victory all the way. And that's a banker.

FC BARCELONA vs REAL MADRID
A brilliant fixture to wrap things up. Why worry
about who'll win and consequently fail to enjoy the
match -- when you can just bet on over 3.5goals ,
open another can of beer and enjoy the spectacle.

That's your lot for the weekend. See you after the
international break. A brilliant weekend.
Bottoms up

Yours in tipster-y;
Captaincue blogs at: http://captaincue..com.es/?m=1

adahgold:
Smh.. Nollywood actress will never leave a role that is meant for a school girl of DAT age instead agbaya like dem will do it... That's why most of there films don't sell, no creativity at all... Smh.

With all due respect, I think you're being overly critical of Nollywood. Mr Di Caprio was a 22-year old in Wolf of Wall Street! He's 41

AMBITION, CONTENTMENT & MATERIALISM

As a scientist, you gotta have a little bone of
atheism in you in order to be able to follow (and
believe) Darwin's theory of evolutionism.
Geologists will have us believe (with good
explanations, mind you) that the entire solar
system was formed about 6billion years ago when
a spinning, disc-shaped hot cloud of interstellar
gases (and dust) in our part of the galaxy (the
Milky way) developed a very hot epicenter which
resulted in a series of thermonuclear reactions
that provided the proto-Sun's energy through
hydrogen fusion. Further turbulence of the solar
nebula led to the condensation of these gases, and
invariably led to the birth of the planets; as it were.
What evolutionism fails to effectively account for is
the origin of those gas clouds.

Outside of school, most everyone believe there's a
God somewhere/everywhere in charge of
everything. Religion provides us with an alternate
explanation of a being decreeing stuff to 'BE'. On
the surface, the demographic of Nigerian citizens
are essentially Christians and Muslims.
Christianity/Islam comes with rules/regulations
that serve as guidelines for people of those faith(s).

To contextualize the post, I'm gonna fictionalize an
instance: "In one of the technical drawing classes
that sweet custard of a young man (Captaincue)
took in senior secondary, the class was to design
a spanner. When he got his drawing sheet back,
he scored a 6/10 because there were a couple of
double-lines on his work. He wasn't particularly
chuffed-- as he'd put in a lot of work in that stuff.
So while wallowing in his unhappiness, a mate told
him he ought to be thankful. That some people got
as little as 2 out of 10." End of story.

By his (my) reckoning, 60% of the score wasn't
enough. 80% was the aim for him . That resolve,
that aspiration, that intent, is what I define as
ambition.
Recognizing the fact that he would've scored
higher had he (re)sharpened his pencils AND
eventually accepting that '6/10 isn't that bad!'.
That equanimity, that tranquility -- that's
contentment.
Knowing there are double-lines on his work and
sneaking into the teacher's office to correct all
errors in order to score higher however; that
greed, that animalistic hunger, that steely-eyed
determination to get more; often at the detriment of
religions' core values -- that's materialism.
What will you be content with? How lofty are your
ambitions/goals. What're you willing to do to make
those goals of yours come to fruition? How
unscrupulous can you get? How ruthless can you
be? How godly can you be? How low are you
willing to go? Are you going to look at those that
got 2/10 and say Alhamdulilai or you're gonna look
at those that scored 10/10 and punch your desk?
When does being content with happenstance
become a steady decline into the cesspit of
mediocrity?

When does untamed materialistic tendencies
escalate into a narcissistic spate of blatant
disregard for basic human decency? Why does
this even matter...?!!
Well, I think everything we achieve is somewhat
dependent on what your definition of those three
words are. Just do your thing. Surely, God will
judge us all on judgement day.
I think.
They say.
--->>> Captaincue (lots of the former, agreeable
amount of the other one & a healthy dosage of the
latter)

Jhayson:
hw can dah be unilorin wen d students are in uniform?

I think those are accounting students. They put on blue shirts and black trousers occasionally

...this would be nice. Really nice!

Vicissitude

Boiz!!!!!

Who gave the order!! Why would they use live rounds!! Why is the country in such bad shape!!
Is everyone mad

Wow. I particularly loved that one where 2 guys held d bench so Zik wouldn't fall. Made me smile. Wow

‘normal friendship devoid of
untoward indulgences’.
Smart response. A lawyer wouldn't av phrased it better.

Shoki is like d holy Grail of dance steps. Redeemer, una dey miss

..as a boy ba, I don't mind being used n dumped at all. In fact, you can use, reuse, abuse, refuse and confuse me.
But really, I think d ladyfolk av to look past d stereotypical nonsense n view things objectively. So long as it was fun while it lasted...you'll move on to bigger n better tinz

Way to go man. You were never going to get it anyways.
#BabySteps

reganvida:
Atiku knows he stands a better chance of buying votes if its done by delegates voting. Buhari will definitely nick it if a consensus candidate is adopted.

Buhari will av d APC ticket... mark my words