₦airaland Forum

coogar:
where's yeyenatu & iyabodeh?
are they identical twins or siamese. if i don't here from the duo in the next 12 hours, i would put a bounty out on their heads.

£1,000 bounty to deliver the left böob of yeyenatu & the right böob of iyabodeh. money would be wired instantly to any bank account in the world.

wrongturn never come yet. .u'll soon explain to him why u need their böøb. .

Darkrebel:
of course Jesus married

he wedded Mary Magdalene....which is not bad..I dont no why the church keeps hiding it and never canonised the gospel of Philips..Mary Magdalene and many others....they jeep saying it would make Jesus' divinity questionable....

he was man on earth... he would have had sexual urge.. those Jewish girls shaking their yansh in all those parties he went...plus he preferred to about with sinners...so he endured 33 years of celibacy ..even so called priests and popes would have wankedd at one point they couldn't hold it

it was an aberration in Israel during Jesus' time to be a bachelor at 30... ..

stop bringing fake stories here. .Jesus didnt get married to mary. m please!! Smh

kr0ne:
JonNama

strapped to bruise/
blood out of you!/


It's fair warning, Krone's a badass soldier, dude/ best grab a helmet and some pads to guard ya shoulders too/
I don't need 'accented letters' to prove my bars are over you!/
I ain't yet slaying this heathen/ just taming the minion/
to prove his fronting is plainly deceiving/ I'm known to pull swords and have lame niggas bleeding/
and put an end to their reign without changing the season!/
u been here a long time but to many ur a new joke in game/
coz ur shallow minded, this bloke is lame/ type that wouldn't 'think far' even if u squeeze macs and blow his brains/
it's best he knows his place/ or be 'my stan' coz it's fact Krone is a 'pro to J'/
I always come up with funny plans/ to ignore shots from the taunting lads/ but I'm a little forced to mock this fagg/
to help him get the attention he wants so bad/ like uprooted weeds in the garden/ Jon died off quickly before reaching the harvest/
see, I done dropped many frees and rich verses/ while he 'stopped at 3'. . .like kids in kindergarten!/
I'll make u food for cats, a packaged tuna fish/ coz I got the advantage you lacking / I could make my fan base boo ya, kid/
till you take cover in a 'Ghostaccount' like ur fagg mate, Lunadick!/
this prick's taking a deathly venture/ daring the Eagle's Ridge 'Taylor' who's blessed with treasures/ ask if he could bear the pressure/ if I bind him 'all over with tapes' and beat him in every measure!/
Look, I charm with what I spew, I'm truly charismatic/ true, it's frankly classic/
u couldn't place me in ur bracket doing mathematics/
coz rhyming strapped with out proves ur a 'half @ss student' ...u never fully sat in classes!/
freestyle on phone, ask about Krone from my birdie crew/ I could go on and dirty too!/ but this nerdy fool?/
...remark 'Bis to Street'... he would only spit his teeth... if he 'drops a thirty two!'

gud lines u got here @ krone!

007Bruce:
wtf!! Your wack verse typifies a trash can - it's filled with garbage/
the skill is average.. i thrill with magic/ like david blaine/ Mik keeps dropping day by day/ your football play keeps falling... you make it look like rainy day!


bruce's a ninja with raw ability/ while you never had your own root.. you stalk & mimick bis/
Siddoggg beat the hell outta you, he showed no love or sympathy/
your duel with coog was a râpe session... right after the brawl, you lost your dignity
!""

just warming

hmmmmm!

Iceskidd:
you david blaine?/
well i'm houdini in this game/
your shiid is lame/
you can't deceive us man, u and ckushy are the same/
with your poor bitchy rhyme scheme/
you dissing child kim/
well as it seems/
you and kim should be living in philippines/
but i killed you, you dead you ain't no living thing/
so as i evade the cops/
i'll have limerick fùck your corpse/
#warming

lukewarm!

vgt- dark

Iceskidd:
fück nL? Because darkrebel murked you and jigsawKillah frustrated you? Well fück you

cnt stop laughing

GIYAZZ:
I'm not interested anymore, ffuckk Nairaland!!!!

lmao. .darkrebel see what u cause. .

WARRIBLOOD:
streetwize came in here/
for a longtime cus he still cares/
32lines he was ask..if he pen/
jux to switch on is light..he as earn/
as nairaland top time legend...but da ''old star'' still luk scared/
dont blame him..he still d best/
buh him calling us wack...shows disrespect/
so allow me my fellow textcèès to do an input into is big fat head/

dis aint No diss track to you Oga boss/
infact i was among does newbies.-who goes insearch for your brawls/
our mouths openned wen we saw it. .we screamed o my Gosh!!!/
cus ya lines were dope as hell..burnt if touch/
infact.. you taught us/
among god like (ibime) they are greater Gods/


pardon my manners..i forgot to introduce myself/
am WARRIBLOOD aka KOW..one wen dey make FUSE for Hell//
whoopeed several times...buh am still one of the BEST in HERE/
wit comical bars..dey even said my bars can make a DEAF man hEAR/

we need you back here/..wit your hot drug lines/
dropin flows on ffr dat wil enlightened our mind/
buh if ya ignore dis post..like a 419/
and came outta d breeze oneday just to pick a fight/
da wackiest being in here...go use you shine/
bodybagged you..hands down.. Wit just a FREEstyle/
den we know our known streetwize/
is dead and need no revive








sneeze......

lmao. .wariblood is not joking!

sosiqdude:
In anambra..awka road...the studio is near to 5star hotel.
But u are not in anambra ryt?

Me and him are best of friend, we share the same tin and do the same thing...we are like brothers

the competition cary prise 4 head' or nah just 4 going sake?

gottoboy:
Guykhena very impressive!
sex-starved Lib feeling lucky on his
relief shoe/ met a dam on the road he briefed thru/on her,he used the pick- up line "I've walked a thousand
miles just to meet you" /judging by
the look of his shoe..her reply was 'I
believe you' / ..... ...
..A problem when you see 'he shoe' it
brings a spark in mind/lib's oliver he
wanted more in line/ parents couldn't meet his needs they lacked in prime/ cus his parents were like Faded Clothes 'they were only useful back iϞ time' /....

nice1 sha,but wait o. ..this should be drop at sosiqdude rap story thread jor. .

!!!

opener-jazz

.
rhyme-jazz


punch-jazz

creativity-waribl0od
personal-waribl0od

aoc-jazz
vgt-jazz

hmmm. .waribl0od is n0t smiling.

Darkrebel:
some ramdom girl I met on fb.

w1c one be ramdom girl again.

LooNat11kk:
How did I spoil your name? Is this my first time of criticising yur "wordplay"??

Why the sudden fuss over an act of comic relief? Plus yu don't have to keep reminding me of being chased outta NL because I wasn't, I left when things got over-heated

henhen. . .make una free loonat11kk nah. .

i saw something like this in giyaz's thread..

lol. .my guy who' pic is that ni?

wow.

GIYAZZ:
I feel like I stole from you. I feel so guilty you didn't get the chance to participate in that poetry competition. . . so sad. I will make it up to you. when I'm back for good. I promise

family issue..

kr0ne:
Who be Missie Jay?

she dy 2go.

gottoboy:
Have you seen that sossiqq's battle? Shebi you wanted to see it

ya i saw it. .u won him..

iyabodeh:
so you like then quiet or would you rather he adopts his persona here?
those with few words are with the depth of the gods

hehenhen. . .this lady is missie jay.

hehenhen. . .gotoboy vs sosiq. . chaiii

i came, i saw, i laugh

lols. . .this insult never ok? @dark and coogar. .nah wa oo

smh!!

ok. .argument has started. .the next thing nah insult. .follow by ban. .and the guy is g0ne. ..

kr0ne:
E make sense die! Except say waste bin dey the background

lwkmd

WARRIBLOOD:
Wha ya say bout dis pics

abi . .its gud jor.

vgt-obainojazz

captainflash:
hmmm. .the last one was d.ope abi? when u get easy 4rm limerick

easy win rather.

SuperSauce:
you get biz with flash abi.....captainflash oya come reply oh

reply what?mt.chew