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Crime › Nigerian Police Can Be Depressing. by CaptainMitch(op):
Yesterday I was with my girlfriend and a couple of friends, we had a few drinks and decided to go eat out around 11pm, while walking we spotted a police van and there quickly arrested us. My girlfriends brother made an attempt to talk with the policemen and he was beaten up (Policemen from this station guard his house whenever their parents are in town.) All attempts to pacify the officers and show them my identity card fell on deaf ears. I quickly put a call to my senior policeman friend, when one of them noticed, he quickly snatched my phone and seized it. We were driven to the station and detained in a cell that looked like a toilet with very bad stench.

A policewoman asked me to give her money or I would be locked in the general cell with hardened criminals, I did give her some money, around 3AM I put a call to my family using a policeman phone and asked that my friend whose call there refused me from taking be given my location. In the morning there was a headcount and we were asked to make phone calls and try to bail ourselves, lucky for me while the policemen were trying to fleece my friends of money my friend came and in less than 10mins I was out (The police say that I was caught having sex with a prostitute and my friend asked if having sex was a crime) I couldn't but reminisce how innocent people even sleeping at home were arrested and asked to bail themselves I even noticed a mental patient who I hear hasn't eaten or slept in 3 days. May God save Nigeria.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by CaptainMitch: 10:20pm On Oct 02, 2018
Fake life and wanting to feel among cheesy
TissuePaper:
of course..i used chrome... dude was just deceiving himself...coming online trying to form what he's not, I was just joking with him when I first mentioned him, but the guy took it to another level, using curse words..smh

All these broke small boys on nl looking for who to pour their frustrated lives on... Dude can't even afford a chicken grin (common chicken)... He probably felt bad by my comment that's why he resorted to stealing the pic from Google..lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 29th September 2018 by CaptainMitch: 7:28pm On Sep 29, 2018
I wish my team had won twice in one week, Liverpool is such a tough team.
Lalas247:
I was scared at one point ... but stur stur made sure they don't leave with 3 points ...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 29th September 2018 by CaptainMitch: 6:44pm On Sep 29, 2018
Hey beautiful, weep not.
Lalas247:
cry
Politics › Re: Funke Adedoyin Is Dead! Kwara Lawmaker Dies In Abuja Hospital by CaptainMitch: 8:36pm On Sep 28, 2018
This is sad, may her soul rest in peace, I remember her from city express bank.
Romance › Re: A Nairaland Member greatdeal1408 by CaptainMitch: 5:23pm On Sep 28, 2018
You carry something sha.
Mizfunke6:
I will give u two pix then
Romance › Re: A Nairaland Member greatdeal1408 by CaptainMitch: 5:22pm On Sep 28, 2018
The things we read here though

Romance › Re: "If You Are Single At 35+ And Still Celebrating Birthdays, Shame On You" - Lady by CaptainMitch: 3:59pm On Sep 28, 2018
Woman, I prefer female bosses.

pocohantas:
Your former boss na man or woman?

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