₦airaland Forum

What kind of rubbish is this? What did Nigerians do to deserve this level of morons in politics? What sort of childish and vain people are these?

Other countries are developing world class equipment, making life changing inventions but here we're stuck with this.


GTFOH woman, you're part of our problems!

Brugge:
I shame for them.

Lol! There's no shame in the world bro. Almost everyone has lost it.

gbosaa:
He said he woke up, went to the 4 generator sets and urinated inside the fuel tanks one after the other. Do you believe he that was possible from the way he narrated it?

There are so many sides to a story. Lets just keep it going.

Brugge:
Bros how did you convince these married ladies with all the holier than thou attitude of Nigerian women?

It might interest you to know that most of these married ladies are closet freaks. They don't need much convincing, as a matter of fact, they do the convincing.

Abudu2000:
(1)I and a friend gangbanged a girl who had a baby with her, just because she had no accommodation and we offered her a roof that night...

She didn't want to but she was choiceless at 1am , i just hope god forgives us

If i wasn't doing well now i would have blamed my failure on that
(2) my first gf after two years of her marriage i still slept with her like 10x

(2) i took up to 10 of my friends gfs, only two later found out

(3) have bleeped up to 10 ppls wives

Honestly I dunno if I should laugh or cry. You're crazy bro

gbosaa:
Hard for me to believe it was executed that way. How do you pee inside four generators fuel tanks in quick succession?? If the pee was collected in a bottle then emptied inside the tanks, it'd sound a bit convincing but no...

Dude apparently opened the four fuel tanks, unzipped...mind you, place would be well illuminated otherwise he would miss target...so with light on, he unzipped, directed his knob head, peeed in first tank, then with urine still flowing, he channeled it to second tank. Don't tell me you constricted your pubobulbus to hold the wee back till you've properly directed your d to the second tank, third and fourth generator while filling them all with enough volume to cause issues to the generators.

You did all these and no one saw you. You confidently opened the lids, all four of them, no one saw you! You urinated in all four! No one saw you? You replaced the lids and not a single person saw you. You even urinated in all four without stopping and without going to a safe place to collect the urine first??

I love nairaland. I've been looking for that thread where some pu**y nigga 'confessed' to his girl friend that he has killed lots of people! The things people will say to make themselves feel good and tough!

Make una continue...very interesting thread.

Lol! Dude all this analysis just for peeing inside generator.

I dunno about peeing inside 4 gens at a go. I was talking abt peeing inside 1. Chikena

I'm so happy I feel like crying!




My love for chelsea.

beardlessdude:
akwuna. Rubbish _slut.
Lost your virginity at 15. See face like spoilt hoe. Nonsense

Is it your virginity?

Geesugar:
wasn't there a possibility of being electrocuted?
just wondering sha

Nope!

Open fuel tank, pee, close it and bounce.

optional1:
thank you Capt
is my mum's day not mine.
My is on 23rd.

Ok. Happy birthday to the stomach that gave birth to our first lady!



I wish her prosperity and long life so she can watch her daughter and I achieve big things in life while we await my darling's birthday on the 23rd.

optional1:
Happy Birthday maami






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Sister mi VickyRotex (happy birthday to your mom in advance)
SmellingAnus
SmellyMouth
fredoooooo
CaptPlanet
JeffreyJamez
miisy
oshe11
odunharry..
TheSlyone2
dacovajnr



Happy birthday to a #RoyalBlueArmy my mom date mate @Unlimited22 may your joy and the goodness of God never be limited in your life. Amen... Your cake is what we will eat oh.

Happy birthday dear! I hope you have the time of your life.

Lily4star:
That boring and rigid footballer, if I hear

He brings the kind of physical presence Mou likes in the middle of the park. Watch this space.

Winners find ways to win not excuses why they failed to win.


Europa league final is on the 24th and today is 14th.


Spurs beat utd chikena.

Its over. May the 6th be with Utd.

Lily4star:
I read about griezman, James to name a few, trust mou, Fellani, Rooney, Carrick, Martial and a few others would leave lots of spaces vacant, We are still a work in progress, we will get there, 2:1 now

Trust me, Fellaini is not going anywhere

I can get you a good percentage every month with your capital intact.


Send me a pm.

We are the champions......

The title is within reach.



Me right now....

3 points in the bag, 7 points clear, one more win will seal the title for us. Its a pity to see teams go down but someone has to go.





Conte is such a class act, as a matter of fact he's our best signing this season. Congrats to all chelsea fans in advance.

optional1:
i dy follow una here..


God punish #AEDC aka nepa.

Eyyaa...sorry hun. Na their way.



They did to me but I was prepared.

oshe11:
chelsea to win d league on friday b4 Tot wud play again.....

And dats 2days b4 me BIRTHDAY



OH CHELSEA... .. WHAT AV I DONE TO DESERVE DIS LOVE OF URS

Lol! Too much love bro!

See as e dey sweet me for body!



Optional1 are you seeing what i'm seeing?

3 more points and the league is ours

[quote author=TheSlyone2 post=56299638]Oh, I see.

Chelsea fans are always bitter [/quote



Grasping at straws already?. I understand.



I hope you guys play "not to win" in the europa. Iranu

TheSlyone2:
Hahahaha.

You of people should know that Mourinho's antecedents speaks for itself. There is 99.9% probability that Mourinho never/won't lose in cup tie.


We don't joke with finals o

When una loose, go call police

TheSlyone2:
But you of all people should know that United didn't approach the game with 100% efficiency.

Arsene winger winning over Mourinho it like a dream come true. So, I say enjoy your moment man.

First of, football is a competitive sport. No team esp a big team participates "not to win". If you guys had somehow beaten Arsenal i'm sure you'll be having a field day. Tottenham and liverpool both have young squads but they blow teams out of the water on their day.

Utd can only play "not to win" when they've won the Europa as such every opportunity should be taken.



I'm a chelsea fan by the way.

TheSlyone2:
It like you have much confidence in yourself. Of so, let's wager...


If man United fails to win Europa, I deactivate my account. If we did win, you deactivate your account.

How about putting your confidence to test?

So because I made an observation i'll have to make a wager with you?

You're very funny.

If you don't know how to take your loss, learn, don't spread your frustration.

After resting players for europa cup and loose to arsenal you end up not winning the europa cup.


That when you'll realise that life is just a pot of beans.

Arsenal na koti aswear. Una no even fit cook draw soup make we chop.

















Mtcewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Cahill!!! For the second. Scrappy i'll take it

Pedritoooooo! This ur R2 maad!

eddie7:
Which bridge? Oshodi or kawo?

3rd niger bridge. Awon weyrey