samwheel:






Alaye, how ona take dey think all dis punchlines.

get in touch with his dealer and u will awake the part of ur brain responsible for dat��

agaliboy:
Even if Manchester United buy Microsoft, they still won’t EXCEL��

I just spoke to the angels at d gate to scrutinise ur brain dat u will not be smuggling in some of ur obscene jokes�

supereagle:

I disagree you. What you safe will keep you. What you keep will safe.

something wey nor fit save mamman daura,Michael Jackson,my papa etc don’t be a slave to
Money living a life of penury it’s different from being conservative, frugal, prudent etc..only 1 life u got if u damage ur organs and physiognomy because of money the savings even if it’s a vault will be useless like used sanitary pads when the results come calling

SultanOfAbia:
Na Woman go still chop all that money.

local man cannot can no more

Niece:

https://www.instagram.com/p/ChJzB_moB7e/

useless people they av quoted him out of context ofcourse he defined obedience and zombies however he didn’t say supporters of lp are zombies! Know diz and know peace

Truthisunique2:
Tinubu is senile

He thought muslim Muslim would make all Muslim vote him in defense

Till tomorrow it has backfired, northern Muslim refused the bait like it was nothing

Northern Muslims are still voting Fulani Muslim

Yet tinubu have driven 95% christians from him to get nothing

its call ripple effect.. Google it

Idimolata:
Where is the basis for comparison

our politics they say is local, when convenient they scream it so u expect that our idiocy is local to us likewise every other thing we practice to the extreme that includes corruption and poverty the aforementioned can’t be mentioned in other dimensions without reference to Nigeria I know this facts not fictions and I have found peace with the eventualities and the yet to happen..

brightbright:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/08/i-am-not-a-crossdresser-denrele-distances-self-from-bobrisky-james-brown/amp/?fbclid=IwAR3pgK8oDgAp6UcT7-dbZ0duRUJaymvOLQZW_FyRxdZSmkA-1Y9sGmO-iqA&script_path=disqus-widget-safetylevel20longtail09

see this fool the best dressed so far amongst them crop that germinated then was and still my man SEXY STEEL .. but I’m not bothered petals relaxers filled cranium doesn’t know him..

Insecurity:
FLASHBACK: Tinubu's Spokesman, Keyamo, Sued Lagos Assembly In 1999 For Clearing Ex-Governor Of ForgeryAccording to The Africa Report, Keyamo, who is now the Spokesman for the Tinubu Campaign Organisation, had in the case with suit number ID/639M/99, dragged all 41 members of the House before Justice C.O Segun of the Lagos State High Court.



https://saharareporters.com/articles/flashback-tinubus-spokesman-keyamo-sued-lagos-assembly-1999-clearing-ex-governor-forgery

with nose like 7days old bons for oshodi traffic

SATANICALLY666:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWT3EPIK-p0

nahhhhh it was a politically correct assertion

Southernigbo:
She been previously married twice, but on each occasion the husband died after 2 to 3 yrs. Now she is finding it difficult getting a husband and she is still very young and beautifu. Some ppl who other wise have asked for her hand think there is superstious about her, but actually there is not she is just a normal lady and nothing more who was only unlucky to have had the life of a peculiar type of trial.

go to ovia river in okada lots of clay around there u can be a very good friend by moulding a nice one for ur former and current neighbour

Odewaleadesoye:


Source: VANGUARD

150 kernel kanda and 150 million almajiri then I’d believe

Mokason288:
Tanzania is one of the worlds poorest countries

And their Dirty police had the audacity to go close to our own super star

May GOD ALMIGHTY CONTINUE to punish BUHARI

wealth without character and fundamental basic civic understanding it’s as useless as a senile peninsula.. so if America arrested him it would av been nice? Poverty dat has been in the fabric of Nigeria since inception is what God should punish and not buhari because even buhari it’s a victim of the Nigerian state.. if buhari was born outside Nigeria he would av been better man than he is today..

StonesA:
In Nigeria, domestic flight ticket is now 50k-150k.....meanwhile going by road is around 30millon-100million depending on the kidnapper : .

diz is diabolically hilarious

benjackugo:


https://igberetvnews.com/1424384/woman-teaches-married-couple-pray-s3x-receive-gods-blessing-orgsm-video/

but most women pray during sex and orgasm even reassuring their maker they are coming/cumming..

dre11:


NATION

many thieves,scums cum elite cumbersome politicians have said more and shamelessly accuse God and constituents for prostituting around political parties

Cypress042:
Get out of here

believe me bro��

Cypress042:
With yoghurt and semo vita

with 2 olosho from akungba lol

Cypress042:
Mr. Soyinka is speaking too much grammer, the message has been sent already.

"You belong to a culture which do not mock affliction or disabilities" Tinubu won't find this statement funny, if eventually he sees it

tasty times fried chicken and ice cream

Godoverevery:
See who is flying around from pillar to pos.....this isn't an act of desperation to them.

BAT isn't gonna visit anyone in your region rather the politicians in your region will visit him in is house and that class.

Igbo man now needs an afonja man ,we the betrayals all of a sudden....haaa

PO is free to continue the begging spree from church to houses and maybe the mosque.(won't be surprised anyway if he visit the mosque with this level of desperation)

Unwise man who keep visiting people who are just whinnying him to know his move......he needs to learn politics cos is downfall will be trusting every Tom,dick and Harry in the political space out of desperation.

BAT is the next president.......if have an issue with this fact feel free to hang yourself.

watch ur blood pressure

Ddeliverer007:


It’s not about being hungry. Even you won’t make that mistake. But it’s okay. The young man is not well to do. He is just there. But na him sabi.

Obi 2023

I feel sorry for ur approach to life however it’s not unusual even in the bible God preached against glutinous traits..

ehmmy11:



Do you mean something like the footballer raheem sterling ?

no ashley young , Cedric

kalvoken:
Vote Peter obi

he will enact a law or decree to limit the styles to missionary or u face a jail term or be fine or both if u are found to continuously attempt another style ��

[quote author=FOJEM post=115350459][/quote]preach it on brethren

olasaad:
Humm just passing by

diz pics is comically hilarious � thanks

bigman001:

funny thing is that many of this guys dont know how to fight, they depend on the support they will get from other colleagues while some are trained boxers.

like jugunu lol

twentyfivekobo:
1993, was a different time

In 1993, people just wanted the army out. Even large swathes of the army wanted out of government. Plus, Sdp was seen as favourable to the South, and to Christians, NRC was seen as the party of the 'Northern elite', which in turn made it anathema to Northern Christians.

The same divisions were there...between Muslims and christians as they are now. It was just that Nigeria wanted democratic rule. All our neighbours were changing over to democracies...even poor Niger REPUBLIC...

ur head was validly installed on ur neck by ur creator.. no contest

Authoreety:
At least, for once, a policeman has made a good and genuine record.


Meanwhile from the look f things, seems like it's that fair guy he defeated, cos man no just get joy at all

remember julius aghahowa?

Jennyclay:
- I'm well trained and well-mannered.
- I'm a graduate with a good job and I also do business.
- I cook so well.
- I'm God fearing
- I'm a lovely and happy person.
Etc.

Now do you expect me to settle for less? Do you?

u are a dunce , u claim to be educated yet u measure ursef ? Every person can say that even those with murderous tendencies and predispositions

Typing:


Is he late?

yes since last year October was just thinking of him he was my childhood friend , brother and all he even brought me to Nairaland..