₦airaland Forum

richiemcgold:
Snoop himself is not in my best 3 of all time, but Ice Cube is there. Mine best 5 rappers of all time: 👇👇👇
Ice Cube
Dr Dre
Andre 3000
50 Cent
Eminem

For picking 3stacks and Slim, you legit. ✅

casualobserver:
People field unelectable candidates and blame others when they lose.


anyone who viewd the Nigerian and US elections with dispasionate eyes could have predicted before a vote was cast that Atiku, Obi, and Harris were never going to win


but they all line up with their scapegoats instaed of taking responsiblity for not feilding the right candidate or reading the room properly


They say Harris lost because America will not vote for a woman, some say it was because of white males. They seemed to ignore when Blacks (female and male) who are traditionally democrats started openly coming out against Kamal and in support of Trump. The signs were there already. Similarly, you split an opposition party into 3 factions and somehow it is INEC's fault.

Kamal did not lose because she is black or because she is a woman, obi did not lose because he is Ibo. They both lost because they are unelectable. She is the wrong female and he is the wrong ibo.

Ohh you have made so much sense, now go look for some more free sense on the street to pick

T-inflamm....able

[quote author=Chidera57 post=132672143]Can I have your WhatsApp number?
So I will remind you..

Exactly what happened when I told my uncle the dream I had about Ike ekweremmadu 4yrs ago..
Now they fear when I say dream[l/quote]

I'll be banking on this.

k4kenny:
It's funny how you christians claim to be all about peace and love, yet are celebrating a Genocide of your fellow human beings. As I asked earlier Do you think if Jesus(peace be upon him) came back to the world tomorrow, he'll be on the side of these arrogant, tyrannical, lying land thieves?

As I've been posting, learned christians with sense have called christian zionism a blasphemy and backed it up with biblical verses. The problem with you slaves is that, you follow your pastors and not your so-called scriptures.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7YXe1Fs8mc?si=ePGp8b6tRrY47nYa


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LohMNT_Xtas?si=wM-Lo3VWoXAlw85i

Refer to yourself as slave not me, for in your mental slavery you have refused to see that my emphasis has been on love and not on condoning or supporting the killings.

So Tpain had a deal with this buffalo

Everybody making noise about Christians' love towards the Jews which is not reciprocated. 'Christians are dumb', 'Christians are slaves' bla bla bla. You all should shut the fvck up and listen!

The Jews are God's chosen people whether any mofo likes it or not. The Christians are aware of this and hence their UNCONDITIONAL love for the Jews, same love they have for all unsaved folks heading to hell like many of you on this platform.

Jesus loved unconstitutionally and was crucified by his own (the children of Israel) and he commands Christians to do same! Exactly what Christians are doing and are supposed to do!
If it looks stupid to you then there's a bad reason for it, which is, you are unsaved. Lost. Y'all should get saved today, myself included.

Mind you, The children of Israel will never go unpunished for rejecting and crucifying the Messiah. They will be chastised by God himself.

Edoreborn:
Akpabio na muslim now?

Okorocha way

englishmart:
I was just walking to work when I saw a roadside akara vendor and decided to patronise her since it has been ages since I last had it.

When I ordered the #400 worth of Akara and got just 4 small-sized balls, it took a great deal of unprecedented self-control, calm, and composure for me to have accepted the package.

What the furk is going on in this country?

Be like na yesterday you come Nigeria, see question. Lmfao

Damn. Just damn.

illicit:
None of my female teachers ever invited me home

So unfortunate

The first thought I had exactly! 😂😂😂

Man lying for what exactly? Sympathy say you no blow with music? or to cover for your musical inadequacies? or perhaps most credibly you think this would make folks go check your music out?

Well Jazzy said that to absolve himself of suspicion, it wasn't borne out of guilt as some are getting the wrong message already and as expected. It's a tight corner to be in.

Tokskob2008:
I try as much as I can to avoid everyone in the compound, make everybody hold him side.

Na so, until you dey in trouble wey you go need at least a neighbour to turn up for you

Keepamsafe:
We just started dating barely a week ago and stil understanding eachother. But. She is asking for monthly allowance. Tho” it doesn’t sit well with me, but I don’t want to lose her cos I love her already. How do I handle this please? Cos I’m scared another guy can promise her monthly allowance and she might mistakenly cheat or break up with me.

Simple Sampson Simpson

SaoPaullo:
Not surprised. As a corpse in Port Harcourt, their mom's pushing them to engage me in conversations so as to start having flings with them because they believe I have money to give them.

There's one day at the joint I drink, she should not be more than 23 and stays with her Mom, after so much greenlight of which I refuse to oblige, naso one day when she Wash cloth, this pull her skirt upwards revealing her white pants,in a broad daylight oooo,I was shocked and immediately the weed and alcohol clear for my eyes, very shocking but I pretended as if I didn't see anything 🤣🤣🤣

You were once a corpse?

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ihavesense:
Man U win by 2:1

I dey sure say you no play this CS, you for cash out today. As single game e go be at least 6odds

Take a look at the top headlines on front page right now, all bad news

Empiree:
Mister know it all, tell me about it

Good boy, I should but I won't because you have shown no remorse about your ignorance. Show some remorse and I just might consider educating you, boy.

Empiree:
did I ask you for story?. Tell crime minister Satanyahu to enlist his son in active battlefield. Let's see if he can survive within a week

You no even deserve my reply coz from what you just said above you don't know sh!t about the violent disposition and war readiness of the average Jew and Arab in the middle east.

Empiree:
It is good to wake up to GOOD News. He's next. So their airspace is not as protected as we thought. "The most heavily secured airspace in the world" as they always project.

How protected did you think it was?

Empiree:
eleribu. Zionist butt licking slave. Why doesn't he and his son be active in war?. Why hides his son in Florida surrounded by hefty security?. Sinwar died honorably defending his homeland but this coward are far from war zone and making command from distance.

And you ignoramus don't know that Benji was a soldier of the IDF in his youth and his older brother even died in battle as a commander, you think he's some first hand war novice? Dey play. He was once like those young Israeli soldiers active on the battle ground today against Hamas and Hezbollah. Mumu.

shoodboi2:
Netanyahu will soon flee into his bunker as he always does. A coward whose only power lies in weapons from the United States. Ordinary small Hamas, he has been unable to defeat and has resorted to committing a genocide instead.

While Nethanyahu hides in a bunker, Yahya SInwar took to the battlefield and fought to the very last. That is who a fighter, a commander and a leader is. A soldier to the very end. The same man who they lied to us had surrounded himself with hostages was actually on the battlefield fighting and destroying Nethanyahoo’s army🤣🤣🤣

And what about Hezbollah? After months of preparation and general noisemaking and three weeks of invasion, Nethanyahoo’s army is still yet to gain a foothold. They keep receiving missiles and rockets from Hezbollah fighters. And as usual, they have resorted to their usual tactic of bombing civilians once they lose on the battlefield.

Who go shame on your behalf? Me? No! Instead continue in your shamelessness.

Whitecoal711:
Abeg make dem no distort my free to air channels MBC 3
MBC ACTION
MBC 2
MBC MAX
Al jazeera was not burned by isreal but evacuated,the difference

Pro-terrorists on NL won't see this

Wahala

kaltonga:
See military, hope say Nija boys scout wey call themselves military dey learn.. common one illiterate Bello Turji dem no fit catch. Rubbish

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

omooba969:
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Last last na Jew man dey bury strong man.

Sinwar is finally going to receive his fresh 72 virgins...allahu Akbar!

Best punchline wey I don hear/read all year long 🙌🏼

God1000:
the answer to your question is Yes


Some of you don't know what gave birth to Hezbollah and Hamas in the first place, check all the countries where there are resistance fighters, it's as a result of injustice and one party not honoring the agreement made


Are you happy with the gory and horrific images coming out of Gaza everyday since October last year? What kind of retaliation is that? Over 42,000 people already killed, the entire population displaced and all the infrastructure destroyed, this is not a war against Hamas, it is ethnic cleansing, a war of annihilation

We are not all stupid, I can't be cheering and hailing murderers, it's against my conscience

So you rather take side with the saintly Hamas and Hezbollah

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I hereby declare a total war against name checkers on Nairaland.

Anyone who draws attention to the tribe of a criminal on a thread about a crime will be banned. This applies regardless of whether they do it overtly or covertly. Every offender will collect a ban because this is regarded as a tribal insult.

The minimum ban period is 14 days. If you have offended multiple times, it's 30 days. If you keep offending, you may be permanently banned.

- Seun Osewa.

PS: I've just made a communication breakthrough with the moderators on this issue. I expect results.

I want to hereby say that, this war has yielded as much results as the Nigerian government war against corruption has yielded.

Make mods no go ban me sha

Namaster:
A FOOL'S death!

You live in Nigeria where Balanced Diet is a MYTH.
And REGULAR medical checkup is unheard of.

YDT you'll buy MYSTERIOUS and QUESTIONABLE herbs and concoctions from people whose "medical expertise" does NOT excuse them from HAWKING their diabolical products under a SCORCHING sun.

Why?

To Bleep a PROSTITUTE!

To dig a hole that's been dug by HUNDREDS before you.

A true FOOL!

I can see that thou art lacking in conscience and of empathy thou hath naught