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Where is dis news from?
Moderator, diz post shuld quickly
make way for the trash bin.
It is dumb and unfounded,

Ma moni neva completed oh!
But i hope say wen ma moni don completed
i go see diz kind of opurtunities oh?
I'll be here searchin any way!

Who is this Nairalane that is quadruplicating a single post?
Abeg, take time oh!

Yes, its definately true.
Once Mikl gets the ball,
nofin comes to his mind than
to quickly give it out to the next available friend
on the pitch.
I fink he does that to a fault.
He is good but he can be better.

_{Why are we Nigerians so negative in speaking??
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Oyibo,

3 whole yrs, for office administrator?
Thats a wooping 1095(6) days
A massive 156 weeks!
What a legnthy xperience for sch a job!
If a Diploma/NCE holder with few mnths xperience
comes around pls let them be,

Kenny! Kenny!! Kenny!!!
How many tymz hav i call u?
See wat u've caused urself.
I dnt fink u'll ever be useful/relevant to urself any more.
Even Sanni Keita that send us parkin at the world cup
did nt receive as mch insult that u r receivin today!
If i wre u, I wuld appologize on NTA news at nine,
also pop up an appology durin the next 10 English Premiership
and Champions league matches. Also, i'll
send appology text messages on all available net wrks.
But at the end, u r still a disgrace to ur immediate family,

The solution is
1) The girls shuld go back to wearin the shapeless pinaform dresses,
usin white rubber belt to shape it at the waiste region, makin them
less sexually attractive to teachers. They shuld also continue the use
of berrett cap to cover their heads or better still, they shuld readopt the
use of black platin thread to plat long i mean very long hairs.

2) The boyz shuld stop usin trousers except the senior classes.
And thoz trousers must be baggy and nt pense or straight trousers.
More so, their hair cut must reach the floor of the head and not these
William Gallas hair style.

Lastly, the use of cover shoes shuld be discoraged. Both boyz and
girls alike shoud start usin these "Eze goes to schooll" type of sandals.
Student must be in the school premises not later than7:30am to do some
morning piece of work!

I bet u, this mass failure will reduce drastically.

It is simply because of the mini skirts that exposes their laps
to the teachers which of course they (teachers) 'll always take advantage of
thereby bringin them at par wit each other. Thus defeatin every atom of respect
for the teachers.

Wre are d pics?

Pls were r d pics?

My oga, it like this car is already registered.
Please put back the plate number and reduce ur
price for potential buyers.
Mch regards.and hapi sales.

And they new quite well that they can do it successfully,
but they waited for us to loose our president to kidney
related problems before experimentin.
All of them should be jailed immediately for killing our president!

This baby is fyne but can it go 4 800k?
RSVP ASAP

Pls, I like to know wat it will cost
to land in my frontage,
a Honda Baby Boy(auto gear) 2000/01 model
wit chillin a/c.
I have btw 700 & 800k

Waitin eagerly for ur response.

Honda Baby Boy, 2000/2001 model, with air bags, auto gear and a chilin a/c
Pls, how mch would i get a tokunbo of it (from Cotounu).
I have abt N700k.
my e-mail is rigofvig@yahoo.com

Its definately gona be Micheal Jackson - Thriller & Ghost

@ nex,
U amaze me. A man is appologisin knowin
dat electorial violence is wrong
and u r here critisizin him.
Was he wrong to have cleaned up ring road in Benin?
Do u prefer thoz noisy animals that alwayz charateris ring road?
Me think u should grow up!

@ papa190 and Megastreet,
wat did he still from u and
hw did he betrayed u respectively?

If only all Naira Landers 'll agree,
we can make a more formidable party
Capable of dethroning the Power Drunk People (PDP)

@ mbulela,
Your little contribution added to those of other "jobless"
people will definately make this home page run the 5th, 6th, 7th and so on
pages. Delete yours and it may just be 3 pages.
For some one to have allege to slap his popsy,
Is it not worth running the front pages of all national dailies?

@ Poster,
I knw u didn't do it.
But for thinkin abt it at all u must atone for it.
Get a white goat, a featherless native fowl, a left handed monkey,
the liver of a sweet(candy) eater ant, a keg of 20 yrs farmented palm wine,
some quantity of red oil that is as old as ur dad and a red native chalk
But remember, no amount of atonement will stop ur entire decendants from slapping ur bald head in the future!!!

I tink Lagerback is a good coach. He's done well!

We started in 1996 d yr i finished sec sch.
she was still in sec sch then.
We got married early last yr 2009
we now have a son
relationship (2009-1996) 13yrs.
Mariage-about a yr.
She's d best woman d world over.

Omo Bendel can neva carry last.
Chealseabmw that guy don equalize again oh!
4:4 barren draw

Is politics really a proffesion or a vocation?

I dnt think Accountants are the highest paid professionals but i think its quite a lucrative proffession.

House, lets go there!
Evry body must be tested.

It's true. TAYE IS ALWAYS WANTED BY GOOD COACHES, LIKE RAFA BENITEZ AND THE REST. HE'S THE BEST RIGHT BACK IN FRANCE. 

Me no no Taye Taiwo as right back oh!
Ma pple abi?

Maradona will be Argentine's undoing on d day!
He has d players but am nt too sure he knows how to harness them
to get the result.
Am nt puttin my heart on the birds (Eagles) but it may not be too disappointing
as it is on paper!

My naija bouyz 'll nt leave dat field without a point @ least.
Mark ma words for real!