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why wont I be proud of it? My signature be like say youdey draw house....na my future house be thhat o.

2legit2qwt: Curiosity killed the cat, lets just say i'll give you a pass because of sniper

Are you a newbie or old wine in new bottle?

stop hiding under her skirt...be a beast you claimed earlier.



Anyways, am a Regularbie.

joeydozzy: Next year things

hmm, na wa o. T.o.t.o thingz

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]The positives are there.

I'm falling for your 'alien' grammars but u'd have to despatch Brenda from my heart - Thats by spewing further cumbersomic English words [/color]

which heart pls? The one begging to be releived from high bp? Otherwise, why cant Brenda just remain there?

Dannyxy: *hit fist* theamaka is nowhere to be found,you will make perfect replacement for her(don't bother,you will never understand)...(1)if my hormones,hahaha i laff in spanish pidgin,do you really want to know that?naa,i don't think so...(2)are you blind?dude,there is no emoticon...(3) when you want to use a dictionary atleast try and by an original one,clearly,you don't understand english.

oopsies, my bad, thought my wide grin was there.

But, why exactly are you agressive? Too bad a way to start a day, Fiona.

Is it something I said or didnt say?

And do you mind spacing out your sentences a bit... I just feel so chocked up reading such congestion.

joeydozzy: We have

but she died barely 2 days after she's admitted

Didn't have time to go through her folders that's if she were clerked

she is still a case study though...incase if another case like that comes up

xynerise: Damn! I have seen cases when the patients carry the tube and walk with it. Stinky and embarrassing . Thank God for my life o

they ve got no choice dude....such is life.

joeydozzy: Urinary tract precisely but that's what it's called generally during history taking and examinations

female gënitals na O and G things

wait, you into Gynea?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Boko-haramized? Earlier y'day it was woman wraperism...

This Lady is gradually finding her way into the deepest part of my heart

I recall falling in love with Brenda the day she spewed an English that had my system rebooted automatically [/color]

that was the only way I could give a better description of what I meant.



Leave my English words alone, yo.

joeydozzy: Not any I was aware of

student doctors dont have acess to so much info about a patient?

joeydozzy: Trauma, accident

Had the genitourinary tract blocked too, that could explain it

Medicine dey sweet you?

did you say its a he or she?


I thought only males have their ge..nital and urinary organs merged? Being that the ej..aculate and urinate through one opening.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Dont be a twit

Aba is the capital city of Uh....um....

Cathaliya, which State is next to Dakar? [/color]

kano, I think. Am not sure sha, bit I know its one of those boko-haramized states.

joeydozzy: multiraumatized patient

though asphyxiation from hydrothorax could be the cause..
autopsy on family request hasn't been fine

any existing illness?

2legit2qwt: I just looked at the mirror and saw a beast

I blame sniper for this. Be very afraid of me catalunya

yea yea, I understan the need to hype yourself. Ants do that always...thats why they can just climb your body at will.



You havent given me a good reason why I should fear you, sha. Pls do.

Youngtekkey: what na,am giving u a chance to feel to fill the empty space in ur heart yea am sleeping just had to wake up coz i dream about u....why not give me the opportunity to make u get wet tonight tonight tonight tonight

An ewe will be a better match for you....make her wet and bleat more than required.

Dannyxy: (1)o.k,that's was suppose to be a joke(i'm that playful,ask jekyll),but it seems like you have a low sense of humour...(2)yeah i have seen it,the one staring catarrliya as the illiterate girl who knows nothing,but likes to do oversabi more than the nepa man in my area.

...ask Jekyll? Dude, youmean I should confirm if your hormones actually work?

Low sense of humour? Hmm, I guess that emoticon in my post was verry hard to decipher.

You need sleep...you didnt shout arreruria, in response, eh?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Xyne dont let her shove this ton of lies down your throat!

I have telepathic tendencies, i'm a psychic - I know when a brunette is lying [/color]



[color=#0066ff]I dont dream, i live to realities.

I'm serious on this, Xynerise and I share same locality - Aba [/color]

lol, Pa antelope, Fashola done deport you?

joeydozzy: Nope, because she laughed throughout her time in hospital cracking jokes and all those fun things healthy people do...



yeah...plus she left 3 teenage kids

cause of death?

2legit2qwt: Of me

Where are you getting the confidence from

huh, have you actually looked at the mirror today?


There is no difference between you and the ant i mentioned earlier...sugar ant o.



My father is a confident man....and am a direct product of my father's loins..

ayobase: For a clean lady, don't think that's gonna ever happen.

I have never seen a lady piling up under wears (bra and pants abi).

Romantic or not, I can't wash no under wears.......don't know about then, but its a NO-NO now!

huh, my own, nko?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I grabbed ya drift.

P.S - I'm Nairalanding from Africa [/color]



[color=#0066ff]Lawd forgive him...

He's bisexu@l...[/color]

is that one of your dreams? To be able to see Africa?

joeydozzy: One of my favorite patients died in front of me

She wasn't my first but the one that touched me most

naija, I love una. Wetin make am special? Because she be girl?

2legit2qwt: I killed my worst fear, be very afraid, very afraid

...of ant?

xynerise: She fit no find my own annoying.

wetin? Her humour level na zero?

Afterall, them talk say Sexkillz na albino but e no get anya 4 o clock....

Forget that thing, jare.

Dannyxy: (1)u did nothing,just that i have dreamt of calling you that for a long time...(2)who are you talking about?

hah, this one na annother jewman and dreamer. Anyways, your dream came to pass today. Plaise the Rord, sombory!!!



Dont tell me you havent seen that comedy that featured Basket mouth, Bovi, an illiterate big girl, etc...?

Achmet: Business is business, it's strictly financial

...and whoever says being in a rlshp isnt buisness? Even marriage these days na serious contract job.


If you still doubting, go ask them guys who are in a rlshp with runs girls....no time sha sha.

I should even start with you...how much you don invest for your rlshp?

xynerise: It depends the way she sees it

na wa for you o....no be you ask am if she be albino? So that one na follow-up question to kwu kwu confirm wetin you see na...

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]The only blip on the radar is that you started the sleep yesterday i.e Sunday.

Oops...Is it Tuesday already where u are? [/color]

lol, all these backward countries and their citizens sef....



yes, its tuesday and I slept off around 6pm on monday.


Gerrit...?

Youngtekkey: ooooooooooo catty bab(e)y olojuege me lakpa lakpa filled?hell no,if all the guys u have met have dat then u need to try a new one like mine,or u too have ifo in ur pussy cat?

hmm, did that post wake you up from sleep?


At least you learning the punctuation marks fast.

Jewman, you dont need to be with wild dogs before you know that they ve got rabies. Once they run past you, you will know.



Now, go back to sleep.....happy wet dreams.

xynerise: U don dey find trouble na?

ah ah, what I do?


Na harmless question and na you I ask..

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Dang!

What coulda been the cause?

You had a hypochondriasis which left u in a clutter and there were signs of borderline flings and u thought, maybe sleeping for hours could solve the problem? [/color]

I felt like sleeping and I slept off up till past 10 pm....



Now, tell me thats not a better explanation than all that your yarns..