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xynerise: The last time I checked your profile I saw a white lady. Abi na albino I see?

her eye na anya 4 O clock?

o chukwu m, anything for publicity.


Mere looking, you will see the okada man already gave her out with the way he is staring at the camera man.


E be like say e don tey when e take picture...and to top it, with a supposed star.

I can see some people actually dont know how to spend their 24hrs.... I think I need more hours added to my own 24hrs.



Excess time wastage.


Who says we will run out of what to discuss? With the present economic melt down, na to spark up rlshp wey dey important. Abeg if you no like as we dey, retrace your lane, at least that will be a minus to my expenses......have got cash to make, ejoo.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Having a sleepless nite like i do?[/color]

nope been sleeping since 6pm yday....my eye dey pain me joor.

2legit2qwt: They don't care what you think..

How're you doing? What's your old ID?

Crackers, your worst e-fear.

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]No, it's actually dumb.[/color] [/quote]...was expecting that, though.
Cant you just prove my thoughts wrong for once?

Straighten those cute lips joor. You want it to grow wrinkles already when am not tired of kissing it yet, ehkwa?

Dannyxy: *in don jazzy's voice* cathyy babyy,you are to bad gan

what I do?


Btw, is she going my way?

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]My what [/color]

your pe..nis.

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]Alright, if I can do it.[/color][/quote]yes, you can. Its simple.




Untie your apron string from your mumsy's.



Not hard, right?

Youngtekkey: yes i have or u will like to a taste into ur wide V

try using a question mark when asking a question next time, ok? All these back-benchers.


Oh you do have one? Is it lakpa lakpa-filled and runs wild like Eze promoe's kini?

Kingsley Jay: Huh!
Dem don blend u?
How else dyu know he's a bloody jew

...lol,jeez....you tick, get off me. I can smell him from afar.

whatever, I still hate it.

Youngtekkey: [b][/b]pls what's is kini could u pls shed more light

pe..nis, jewman.
Do you have one?

[quote author=Jekyll & Hyde][color=#000033]How you dey, miss Cathaliya? Good morningnoon.[/color][/quote]I wana ask for a favour

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Why? [/color]

to tie up your kini that goes about like a mad dog.

Where in God's name is Jekyll..? Show yourself.

Vanneni: Whenever you're on your period this is how you behave. So I'm not suprised. Caseless the only man who has a monthly menstrual circle. SMH

Caseless has got a pu..ssy...? Hmm, my dog needs a condom then, dont want you getting pregnant for him.



Jeez, hes too young to be a father...

Kingsley Jay: Rotfl
Sassy you

slimy meany you..

Kingsley Jay: Loooooolzzzz!
u know wat I'm talkin about

thank God you said dreams.....keep dreaming

caseless: *cuddling +kissing+ smooching+romancing her*
i must ra'pe person today

its a he not a she....take it easy

Kingsley Jay: Night dreams of course
I'm way too bizzy 2b day dreaming and dnt ask me wat u were doin in d dream cos all I cud see was ur head 4rm my standing position

ohh my God, you were peeping at me when I was taking my bath...?



How bad! Perv...

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]SMH.
You need a man [/color]

You need a chain.


Ask me why......

Caseless/Cashless,
Have got a job for you.....my dog is Hot, can you give him a BJ?





KingJ, am aite. In your dreams? Day dreams or night dreams?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe..

You know i thought it was ur perseverance that i admired but its not, i admire ur obstinacy [/color]

i hate that word obstinate.....another word for it is isiaki

I hate the states...

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe - I love ur perseverance to a weird course

You dont expect a cop to handle a melodramatic wife, he was trained to protect and serve the citizenry of a state and there's nothing like an orientation that'd ever ward off such plague of a wife.

Newton's third law of motion can be defined in many ways - Opposite reactions can be taking to the streets other than a melodramatic wife [/color]

Weird course..? I never said anyone who doesnt have the desire to use the word should join...although, I know, very soon, someone, somwhere, in here or outside will adopt it.


Lol@protecting citizens. Is his wife an alien? Who will protect him from her or protect her from herself?what if she carries such outside? And yes, I still think its a crime to take out such after effects on outsiders.


Actually, the orientation concerning the kind of spouse they choose is my suggestion, you know. I think its a vital issue, joor.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Have u ever bumped into a cop who's wife is melodramatic?

Your best demeanour would be percieved as a crime gal, not to speak of ur 'Made in Nairaland' English - 'Woman wraperism' [/color]

...and having such a wife aint a crime...?



I think he's job should begin at home....get his wife to a home where her head and emotions can be controlled.

Really? Dont they undergo orientation? They shouldnt have such in their home so that when she starts going praying mantis on him, he wont take it out on someone else while on duty...


As for my invention, it has come to stay.

Bloda, goodmorning o...
How is agbogho?