₦airaland Forum

obainojazz: Choi...the lord justu revealed to me that baby girlu,you are the one for me....Baby girlu..marry me and i willu given you my shopulu in upper iweka

Ishsoph: Wow!
wanna learn from the professional himself.
Link pls!
Demelza shall fall 2nite.

obainojazz: Ladies...don't woo me..o *just here to peep*

Ishsoph: Opuru ika njo...!

xynerise: This one dey learn talk

Ishsoph: You start small, that's how its done.
If you find yourself outside the shores of this country tomorrow ofe ora na onugbu agaghi adi ebe ahu mgbe n'ile.

Ishsoph: Try and be a detribalized Nigerian nwannem nwanyi.
Mara maka omenala ndi ozo. odiro njo!

Ishsoph: Even Esau loss his right as firstborn maka red stew(ofe mmanu).
Tryia ya with the (k)pomo and shakky eji garnishie ya.
Awwww, salivating already.

Ishsoph: Ima ya!
Am a weakling when I sees it

xynerise: And it gives him a protruding stomach after sucking abi?

xynerise: Baby boy? . Why u no call am Big Bwest?

Ishsoph: Nke ahu aburo ofe mmanu nau.

xynerise: Do you have BB?

xynerise: bia onye a isi ebe? . Ginwa idi kwa mma?

xynerise: erm....it depends

Ishsoph: Odinma nwanyioma. Mana anam alike ofe mmanu

Ishsoph: She's my nairaland crush.

xynerise: Antelope, welcome to Antelope Autonomous Community.

Above Ishoph is the town crier of the community

Ishsoph: Yay!
Runs off to go call demelza. Need to wooe that gurl. She'd refused to let go of my heart since the Mr. Campaign.

Ishsoph: You write that 'ekpele' like onye Igbo. Ibu nwannem nwanyi nwanyioma

spikes C:

xynerise: What job? Blow......Erm what job?

xynerise: This girl go too like 4k . Abeg I no get oko baba Sule

Ishsoph: Nah!
Its only making me think about her in a dirty way when I know I should be seeing her after work 2moro.
Its distracting me from my job.

Ishsoph:
Am not DX that sags with just looking oo.

xynerise: U don dey learn sha

xynerise: U don dey learn sha

Ishsoph: Pls stop!
Its not friday already and you guys are here making us think dirty.
Pls save my job